The **Official** Pillow Fight Thread V. 6.0 Newbie Wars: The Pillow Menace

Whoever picks to be Jar Jar gets to be my pet.
And if no one does, then he's MINE!

*whacks Elu/Maul* or Elumaul

 

lol He follows you, but he isn't your pet. That'd be whoever gets Anakin. lol

*twirls and jumps around and whacks Angel/Padme with both sides of his pillow saber*

 

I get Anakin too! They'll both be my pets!

*pulls out her senatorial pillow, and talks Elu out of whacking me*

 

*decides to let his pillow saber do the talking then* *WHACK!*

You don't talk a Sith out of something Queen Amidala...remember you're queen right now, not senator.

 

Oh.. um yeah.
Then as royalty I order you to not whack me until this thread gets to page 3!
*takes out her royal whacking stick and whacks Elumaul with it*

 

Um...I don't think so. *whacks Angel/Padme*

 

You are hereby banished from The Pillow Menace! You will hand over any whacking material immediatelty, and you are sentanced to repeated whackings by Jar Jar.

 

Crazy kids.

 

I think not queenie, I was sent to capture you. Capture you I will. *whacks Angel/Padme and puts her in a cage*

Hey Daniel, who are you?

 

Jedi_Daniel is the creator of this thread. You have him to thank for all this madness, Elu.

*whacks Elu*

EDIT: I'll play as Leia.

AoA/Padme, I AM your mother!

 

Crazy kids.

I believe the correct term is mentally unstable children.

Qui-Gon... Obi-Wan... *silence* Someone let me out of this cage!

Elu, Can you please open the cage, my dress is caught in the opening...



edit- Hey Tal! (mommy )
Can you let me out of the cage? lol

 

Leia is in Ep. 1? And, uh, I thought Padme was the mother of Leia...not the other way around. I'm so confused. lol

*whacks Angel/Padme* Silence!

 

Grr...I'm so messed up today.

Never mind. Uhh...I'll play Sabe, then.

EDIT: I shall rescue you, my Queen!

 

Hey, Elu's right... I am your mother Tal/Leia! (or um... Sabe?)

*whimpers and trys to whack Elu/Maul as he taunts me outside of my cage*

Somebody save me! My diplomatic training won't help any in this situation... if only I had my blaster.

 

*secretly slips the Queen a pillow blaster*

EDIT: I even got a Sabe icon.

 

*applauds at Tal* A Sabe icon, good job.

Darth_Elu = Darth Maul
Anakins_other_Angel = Padme Amidala
Talonah = Sabe

*whacks Sabe and Padme quickly*

 

*whacks Elu back quickly*

You shall not whack my Queen!

 

*changes icon as well* okay Elu, now you need to get a Maul one!

*takes the pillow blaster, shoot one of Maul's horns off*

 

Excellent shot, milady!

 

Yes I will. *whacks Angel/Padme* Come on, defy authority, it's fun! *whacks the queen*

*sees Sidious* Ok, um, about the defying authority thing...uh...forget that. *whacks Tal/Sabe*

edit: um...ow. *duct tapes his horn back on and then whacks Angel/Padme repeatedly*

 

*dons her Queen's decoy costume*

Hey, Elumaul! I'm over here!

 

Thank you, handmaiden. *nods regally* Now get me the force out of here!

@ Elu/Maul
You dare to whack me and my authority?

 

*borrows a lightsaber from one of the Jedi and cuts a door for her Queen* There you go, milady.

 

It's about time Sabe! Now let's get him!
*looks meaningfully at Elu/Maul*

 

Yes i do dare. *takes out his lightstaff* Ok. Time to duel.

*twirls the lightstaff around*