The Official Pillow Fight Thread V 8.0 Newbie Wars: Revenge of the Pillows

whacks every second poster just for fun

 

*whacks everyone who started new thread with out me *

 

*Scou stumbles into the new thread injured and bleeding. One arm is a chared stump and the other is hanging limp. Half his face is a giant burn and he is basically dragging his left leg.*

Wha *cough* what happened? I remember something about the sun . . . resonance torpedos . . . yelling something about getting out of the old thread before we all die. I think there was some sort of explosion then, but I'm not sure.

*sinks to the floor*

I lost comunication (as in internet connection) before the old thread was closed, so I must not have gotten out in time . . .

*passes out*

 

Yeah I beat you to the last post...

Therefore you were stuck in there after the explosion...

*whacks all*

 

*whacks J_M_S with a pillow full of Bacta*

 

*Whacks the tar out od J_D*

"What is this, I don't show up for a day or twoi and you completely obliterated the "Attack of the Pillows" Thread? I feel so hurt and confused"

"Whacks J_D again with tear stained pillow*

 

Aww! Don't feel bad Magik! Here, have some whacks

*whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *whack! *

 

*whacks Magik and zebra*

 

"Thanks Z"

*Whack*

"You always..

*Whack*

know how.....

*Whack*

to make.....

*Whack*

me feel....

*Whack*

so much....

*Whack*

better"

 

curls up in the corner for a nap and puts a Force shield around her to deflect errant shots

 

"Thanks Z"

*Whack*

"You always..

*Whack*

know how.....

*Whack*

to make.....

*Whack*

me feel....

*Whack*

so much....

*Whack*

better"

Well, I try

 

*whacks everyone that ignored him*

 

*whacks FW in placation*

Happy now?

 

*whacks everyone twice*

 

*whacks Zebra and FW*

 

*Scou awakens as Windu's bacta pillow eases the pain in his face and injured right arm*

Ugg . . . anyone got a spair medical droid, or an entire bacta tank? Hm, looks like I'll need a new left arm.

*faints again after attemting to whack people with his injured arm*

 

*hands scou an arm* Dont ask where its from...
*whaps...hahahah...umm..* Anyone want to volenter,(dont mention it, i know i cant speel ) For getting hit? Purple pillows go flying as Leeora enters:Scream for mercy and let the monsters hide under your bed!!! Muahahhaha! ha...ha..umm ya. i had 2 much yoda soda tonight...

 

duct tapes arm to scou's body

Catgon70 has his own secret intrance into DTAPE, that only he can fit through. This corridor takes him directly to the control room. He opens a small door, from the corridor to the control room. He sees that the slightly blue colored leader of the pink elephants, Fredrick, is trying to hack into DTAPE's computer system. He also sees that Fredrick is not alone in this room. The pink elephant general, Bob, is standing guard with two other elephants. Catgon70 studies the room, and discovers how he could take down all four elephants. A switch is on the other side of the room, that would cause the floor to collapse into a dungeon below. Catgon70 charges out of his hiding spot, but no sooner does he start running, he is stopped, and trips over his own legs. He discovers that is trapped in duct tape. The pink elephants had used duct tape as a trap against him. Catgon70 realizes that he can not go anywhere, and the pink elephant Bob is coming towards him. Bob stretches out his hand, and hits Catgon70 with a plasma gun. The room around Catgon suddenly goes dark.


qg70 begins to rebuild pillow fort

:tape

duct tape rules!

 

*whacks some random people*

 

wow...cool trap guigon70. pink elephants?
*whaps last poster*

 

*offers Sith_priestess and Tyranus some extra-powerful darkside pillows*
Once again,these DONT work on their creator....Im Sith,so im not trusting enough to hand out pillows that work on me.....

 

*whacks everyone*

Yes I'm happy zebra.

 

mmmmmmmm!! Pillows

*falls asleep on the pillows*

 

*whacks everyone*

 

Whacks all those who did not wreck their truck today; because I did wreck mine