**The Official Pillow Fight Thread Version 13: Dead Pillow Society**

Actually, considering I let you join the Ghentonian Rebellion against Trika's Empire (GRATE) I'd say we're even

, I don't think "Grate" is a great name for a club

 

LOL I'd be 'GRATE Grace'!

 

*digs hole for himself to hide in until this whole Clueless thing blows over*

 

*walks onto the thread, unnoticed by everyone, scanns the area, calls forth her ultra-fluffly Pillows o' Light*

*deep breath* "PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"

*throws smilies at everyone*

[face_alien_1]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I will rule you all!!!! I have the sidekicks to prove it!!!!!" *Yoda & Yaddle suddenly appear by her side, pillow-sabers ignited & ready for action*

*Yoda & Yaddle* "The pillows are our alli!!! And a powerful alli, they are!!!!"

*all three* "FOR THE COUNTING SHEEP!!!!!!!"

*Yoda, Yaddle, & Alasse go all in with their insanely awesome pillow-whacking skills*

 

Wow...are you sure your a newbie? Or do you just have an overactive imagination?

*whacks Alasse and her sidekicks with purple pillow-saber*

are you a sock?

 

Overactive imagination.

*dances circles around Fel_Freak, whaking her in a beautiful display of fluffly pillow light*

*Yoda & Yaddle put green socks on her ears* "Show you who a sock is, we will!!"

 

Please, call me Felf.

*whacks Alasse with pillow-saber and runs to pillow fort*

 

It used to always be an unofficial tradition to start a new pillow fight thread every 5,000 posts. I think that's from the olden days when threads got laggy with high post counts, I don't really remember though, that was awhile ago.

Since the current thread author doesn't come to the boards anymore, I'll let someone else start a new one. Whoever wants to, just PM me your thread title idea and I'll pick the best one to be the new author!

 

But this is more fun! Also I'll take user history in this thread into account - I wouldn't give this thread to someone who has never posted in here before.

 

Then you should love my suggestion

 

*Whacks Silver and Phobos with pillows*
*Hides Trika's High Potentate hat.*

 

//smacks Ghent with a ljutefisk pillow until he tells her where the Almighty High Potentate hat is
//takes back hat and struts around thread
//comes back around and whacks Ghent with a Spam pillow for good measure

 

*Freezes time.*

*Digs huge pit in front of Trika.*

*Pushes Trika in, taking the hat away as she falls*

*Trika falls in the pit screaming "Prrrrreeeeeeeciooooooooous"*

 

//opens up super ljutefisk pillow and uses it like a parachute
//coasts to bottom

What a conundrum. What am I to do?

//eats doughnuts and drinks coffee
//takes a snooze

 

Does it have anything to do with camels, spam, secret rebel bases, empires, or High Potentate hats? Cuz that would be awesome!

 

*reads previous pages*



*whacks TheCluelessOne and Alasse_Earfalas with welcome pillows* Welcome!

*whacks BL with a "How is it different to add the smilies later? You're still using smilies." pillow and a "That is a creepy picture." pillow*

*whacks Ruthie with a welcome back pillow*

*whacks Felf with a pillow*

*whacks prj and Skiara with "Long time, no whack." pillows*

*whacks j_o_d with a random pillow*

*whacks silversock, Trika, and Silver with [face_shame_on you] pillows*

*whacks Jotun with a pillow*

*whacks Odd with an "I missed you." pillow*

*whacks FalconFan_Fan with a "Nice move! pillow*

*whacks Ghent with "Are you sure you should have let Jotun join? , "I'm with you.", and "Good job!" pillows*

*whacks Trika with rice cake and tofu pillows*

*whacks Thrawn with a "Spot is a dog." pillow*

*whacks Dar with a "Join the Rebellion; you know you want to!" pillow*

 

Cinna! You're back! *whacks Cinna with enourmous pillow.*

Welcome to the Ghentonian Rebellion Against Trika's Empire.

 

*whacks Ghent with a pillow* Glad I didn't miss it!

 

Thanks! *throws a pillow grenade at the Rebels*

 

((looks around and sees no rebels))



((bombs rebel's not so secret base))

 

//uses fluffy rice cakes from Cinna's attack to jump like a trampoline out of Ghent's mighty trench

Fear not, SSEoCDaC/PFEEoCDaC,BDTAT! Your Almighty Potentate has returned!

//kicks Ghent into a pile of Bullwinkle pillows
//watches as the good sergeant shoves a Sloppy Joe down his throat
//recoils in horror
//runs away screaming to find Jotun again

 

Madame Potentate!!

You rebels stand no chance, now.

 

*loads pillow catapult with PDS* and note saying "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't e-disown you." and fires at Thrawn*

*laughs at Silver for detroying our decoy*

*finds Jotun first, knocks him out with a pillow full of bricks, and drags him to real secret Rebel Base*

*Pillow Death Star

 

Any more thread title ideas? I'll give it a couple more days.