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**The Official Pillow Fight Thread Version 13: Dead Pillow Society**

Discussion in 'Welcome New Users' started by Sith_Priestess, Aug 17, 2006.

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  1. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *hits Ghent with a morale pillow* I'll share the goodies that DG "liberated" with you. :)

    *whacks Hazel-rah with a welcome pillow* If you're not a sock, that is. [face_thinking]
     
  2. Hazel-rah

    Hazel-rah Jedi Youngling star 1

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    No...I don't think I'm a sock.
     
  3. TrulyGhent

    TrulyGhent Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 29, 2007
    [face_worried]

    Headline: Sock scare sweeps forum, authorities try to keep it quarantined to the WNU.
     
  4. Blue_Lightsaber42

    Blue_Lightsaber42 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  5. Hazel-rah

    Hazel-rah Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Should I be concerned? [face_worried]
     
  6. Blue_Lightsaber42

    Blue_Lightsaber42 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A sock is the second (or third. or fourth...) account of a user. There's been a sweep of them lately. Be afraid. Be very afraid.:p
     
  7. TrulyGhent

    TrulyGhent Jedi Master star 4

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    Just don't get hit by a sock, they're especially popular this time of year. [face_worried]
     
  8. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Welcome, welcome, welcome, Hazel-rah! As Almighty Potentate of the Super Sweet Empire, I am here to offer you the goodness that our super sweet side of the Pillow War can offer.

    Since Gangrenous stole my pancakes and waffles in a fit of epic flatulence (which, by the way, is probably turning the Ghentonian Rebellion into diseased zombies at this point... phew!), I have resorted to getting back into the super sweet kitchen, and am prepared to offer you gifts of super sweet cookies! :cool:

    [image=http://cdn.smugmug.com/img/help/cookies-share-photos.jpg] [image=http://blogs.bootsnall.com/kailani/archives/chocochip.jpg]

    If you pledge your loyalties to the Super Sweet Empire, not only will you get a bundle of cookies, but you will also get unlimited coffee, trips in our Winnebago, an awesome title and position within the Empire itself, and a camel.

    What do you say, Hazel-rah? [face_dancing]

    P.S. All you Ghentonian Rebels are eligible, too, while supplies last. [face_mischief]
     
  9. Hazel-rah

    Hazel-rah Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Ok! I'll do anything for cookies...and camels. :p
     
  10. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Ah, you've made the right choice! Allow me just a moment to whip you up a batch of cookies and to find you a proper place in our Super Sweet Empire.
     
  11. Hazel-rah

    Hazel-rah Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sweet deal.
     
  12. Oddball_62

    Oddball_62 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek: *gasp!*

    Are those...=P~ *gulp* .....Oatmeal Raisin cookies?

    Practice restraint, practice restraint.....

    Argh!! Curse you, Trika and your Oatmeal...Raisin...cookies!!!!!:mad:=P~:mad:

    But I won't turn, I won't! I'll hold out as long as I can...

     
  13. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Why, yes, Odd... thought you smelled something good, eh? I just pulled a batch from the Super Sweet Oven, actually. Careful before you take any, though... they're quite fresh and very warm.

    Swear your allegiance to the Super Sweet Empire and I'll let you take the whole basket. :cool:

    [image=http://www.kevinht.com/image/food/cookies.jpg]
     
  14. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I have high hopes for you, Hazel. :)

    *looks at cookies* =P~

    *sees how silly the clown faces look*

    Still, they're cookies.

    But Trika's offering them, so they're probably poisoned. [face_worried]

    *goes back to pillow fort and makes pancakes--better ones than trika could ever offer*
     
  15. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Super Sweet Empire of Cool Doughnuts and Camels/Pillow-Fighting Evil Empire of Cool Doughnuts and Camels, But Don't Tell Anyone That - otherwise known as SSEoCDaC/PFEEoCDaC,BDTAT... Now Infused with Super Sweet Cookies!
    Trika = Almighty Potentate/#1 Camel Racer in All the Lands
    silver = Lesser High Potentate/Conqueror of All Caramel Pecan Rolls
    Ruthie = Mighty and Completely Awesome Executioner/Sage of All Scrolls So Trika Doesn't Have to Read and Goof Up Again
    IA = Part-Time Winnebago Driver and Mighty Ljutefisk and Spam Warrior/WILD AND CRAZY GUY
    Thrawn1786 = Customer Service Representative/Master of the Chocolate and Coca-Cola Side of the Force
    Hazel-rah = Camel Tech Support/Ferocious and Unchained Wielder of Ninja Cookie Stars

    Hazel-rah, I baked you a fresh batch of cookies and they are waiting with your camel, Casabamelonhead. Enjoy, and welcome to the Super Sweet Empire. Watch out for all those who claim to be a part of some sort of "glorious" rebellion. They smell bad because of Darth_Gangrenous and I hear they don't floss. [face_plain]

    Again, welcome, and here are your camel and cookies! :D

    [image=http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/_trika/casabamelonhead.jpg]

    BTW, this new sign is being placed on this particular board because there are just too many camels about. I don't want any of my sweeties to get hurt. [face_love]
    [image=http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/_trika/bewareofcamelsinroad.jpg]
     
  16. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    We still have Jotun. He and the rest of your Sickenenly Sweet Empire are the only ones who smell bad.
     
  17. Skiara

    Skiara ~• RSA FFC •~ star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    So many cookies around... Are there even some Wookiee Cookiees anywhere? =P~
     
  18. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yes, Skiara. We have Wookiee Cookiees. All you have to do is pledge your support to the Super Sweet Empire and you can have the entire basket. I'll throw in the same deal and find you a camel, too. :cool:
     
  19. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *feeds Jotun* I think we've kept him too long; I'm actually beginning to think he's cute. [face_worried]
     
  20. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [image=http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/_trika/jotuncamel.jpg]
    Awww... what a sweetie! [face_love]

    You can have one, too, Cinna. One of your very own. All you have to do is pledge your allegiance to all that is the Super Sweet Empire. Cool titles, cookies, and camels abound when you join our crew.

    Oh, and I'm going to need Jotun back. He probably needs to take his meds soon, anyway. [face_plain]
     
  21. Kevin_Sabersmith

    Kevin_Sabersmith Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Sooo...


    Who is on what side now?

     
  22. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Whoa... a blast from the past, Kevin! Welcome back!

    Can I offer you cookies, a cool position and title, and a camel? [face_mischief]

    See the above glory of the Super Sweet Empire! My kindness is overwhelming!
     
  23. Kevin_Sabersmith

    Kevin_Sabersmith Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Blast from the past is right, you should see my lab right now.

    An empire? Is it EVIL?
    I might be tempted if it was evil...

     
  24. Trika_Kenobi

    Trika_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Oh, it is soooo very evil. The power of the Super Sweet Empire is like nothing you've ever seen!

    //takes out super sweet pillow of justice

    See how evil it looks? I've bashed the heads of 100,000 newbies with this thing!
     
  25. Kevin_Sabersmith

    Kevin_Sabersmith Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Interesting. Do I get one?

    Better yet, can I have a couple?


     
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