*looks with a mixture of horror and admiration at @ThisIsMe1138's edit*
You do realise that would probably be loyal to me, right?
*Welcomes the chair and points it back at @ThisIsMe1138, priming the baton pillow*

 

Ahhh! *peeks out from between fingers* Th-the only re-reason I edited-edited it was t-to tag y-you... p-please don't k-k-kill... me *pulls the chair back with the Force* Okay, okay, I won't h-hit... y-you!!

 

No worries, @ThisIsMe1138. You made a wise choice. The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
Join me, and together we can rule the (pillow) galaxy!

 

*seriously ponders offer* Mm... no. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. *quickly produces pillow out of her pocket for effect*

 

Oooooh fancyyyyy!!
**produces target shaped pillow out of pocket and hangs onto wall**
**Starts throwing pillows at it**

....once I have been trained properly I can go and take on TIM........

 

*Joins @Khalia Octa in pillow-target-game so that she can join the team*
Who else wants to team up on @ThisIsMe1138?

 

Of course you would @teamhansolo

 

*builds an AT-AT out of pillows, and climbs inside, determined that this time, she will be able to take down @ThisIsMe1138 *

 

*Having finally escaped from the Asgardian dungeons, teleports in and bombards everyone but my partner in crime, This Is Me, with Tesseract pillows.* "Silence, you mewling quims!"

 

Yeah! *wraps rope around AT-AT and watches it crumble, looking bored* *High fives @Cowgirl Jedi 1701 * *shakes head* Them humans are so...petty...and tiny...

 

*Looks around and sees only TPAM. Is bored. Sneaks up behind TPAM and smacks on back of head with green pillow.* "Mblergh! It's me!"

 

Yo! That was rude. *...slaps @Cowgirl Jedi 1701 back, with pillow*
...For when she has recovered from my slap... what's with the 1701 in your name?

 

*Offers TPAM a hot cuppa and invites to relax in the huge pile of pillows while we wait for something interesting to happen. Starts building a pillow fort.*

1701 is because I'm also into Star Trek.

 

**whooshes out a pillow and waves it around**
**deflects pillows thrown at her**

 

*Looks at This Is Me.* "Let's do Get Help."

 

**commando rolls around the pillows and lands in a heap of them**
**somehow conjures up a bunch of Ewok shaped pillows (with orange and pink confetti trails attached to the back) and throws them at everyone who isn't pink and orange**

 

*squints at the text trying to discern meaning from the orange and pink*
*closes eyes to protect from the brightness approaching the viewport of the pillow*
*regrets that he no longer has any black and red pillows to use to return fire*

 

You and me both, Voss.
But there is nothing to stop us from blinding them with bright coloUrs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws a very, very, bright and blue pillow at @Voss Fulris , to prove her point*

 

I had to highlight your post to be able to read that.
*absorbs the very, very, bright and blue pillow into the darkness of the pillow*
Aren't we meant to be on the same (WNU) side, @ThisIsMe1138?

 

Lol, your screen must be so dark!

And of course we're on the same side...what part of to prove her point did you not get? I could always have said something like because she enjoys watching Voss curl up on the floor and beg for mercy instead. Gotta be grateful, man
*blows up the pillow with dazzling, blazing, glittering, very beautiful COLOURS !!!!!!!!!* *...but then makes Voss feel better by giving him 1,138 pillows (and putting a u in the word color ) because she really doesn't hate him... she just pretends she does...*

 

*smiles at all of the coloUr*
*throws some confetti-shaped pillows in the direction of @ThisIsMe1138*





PILLOW FIGHT IS OVER. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS.