Social The Official Pillowfight Thread, v. 16: They're . . . ALIVE!

*is knocked out cold*

 

*rolls into the pillow fight thread, narrowly avoiding the stream of pillows flying in her direction*

Woah! I haven't been here in some time...my skills may be a bit rusty...

*lifts up a Black Rock Shooter-type blaster hooked over an arm, and blasts a massive laser of pillows at everybody present*

Or are they!

 

*pulls a rope and several pillows fall on Paddy*

 

*whips out pillows full of Guinness*
WHO WANTS IT

 

*is cut in half by Padawan4687 's pillow laser*

AH- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wait a second....

*activates pillow duplicates*

I specifically engineered A PILLOW UPPER BODY AND A PILLOW LOWER BODY TO REPLACE MY REAL UPPER BODY AND REAL LOWER BODY JUST IN CASE THIS HAPPENED

*pillow duplicate parts attach*

lower body/pillow Deception, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*begins throwing pillow stars in unison with pillow/real/self partner*

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

p.s.- internets- that sounds painful....

 

*falls asleep on the pillows*

 

*starts throwing around winter storm advisory pillows*

 

*taps a button on his wrist, summoning a giant pillow monster to attack DG*

 

*Hits 77 with a pillow*

 

*kicks gunny with my pillow padded feet*

 

*Is hit, but then gives 77 an uppercut with a pillow boxing glove*

 

*whacks JM77 and Gunny with snow pillows*

 

*lets my pillow helmet absorb the blow as you fall back. Then I throw my pillow ninja stars at DG and gunny*

 

*Gets snowed under and dodges the stars*

 

*begins beating Gunny and JM77 with a ham pillow*

 

*pulls out his bacon pillow to distract DG*

 

*Adds some Cheese and a bun pillow to Frank's Ham to make a Ham and Cheese Sandwich pillow!*

 

Fixed

 

*swings twin pillows at gunny and 77*

*gets hit by a winter storm advisory pillo*



*reads pillow*

oh no!!

 

*enters thread*
Wow, I haven't been here in a long time..Man, I've missed this place

 

hey, BD!

*whap*

 

Hey DD!
*hits DD with a "How are you doing" pillow*

 

*Hits everyone with a * pillow

 

*hits BD with a "quite well! how are you? pillow*

*is knocked into a breakdance by the pillow*

 

*hits DD with a "I'm doing pretty well* pillow
*starts doing the harlem shake because of the pillow*