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JCC The People Vs Cubman987

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Jan 15, 2020.

  1. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Ladies, Gentleman, and bitches of the JCC, all of you members of the jury in the case against your peer, @cubman987

    I have a sad tale to tell; at times you make think I embellish or exaggerate, but I do not. For this ugly business requires neither; the truth is so much uglier than any false outrage or falsehood I could concoct.

    the scene; Darth punk and I were were having our jollies, a board holiday away from the JCC, perhaps secretly hoping to adopt a child from the PT board and bring them into the JCC fold.

    Things were promising; I outright insulted the PT and no blow back. A grand time was had, and then I was recalled; and the pleasant affair turned into a ghastly one.

    I enter into evidence Exhibit A:


    the word that so offended? “Bitches”. Yes, that’s right, “bitches”.

    the troubling part of the post wasn’t that I may stalk someone, break into their house, and then hover over them as they sleep, no. It’s the word “bitches”.

    and? Cubby himself liked the post.

    There is clearly no doubt Cubby is guilty in this matter; he is morally corrupt and unfit to moderate.

    I think there are three fitting punishments, depending on how great that guilt is;

    1. Cubby be immediately stripped of all moderating power, as he has shown himself unable to wield such responsibly, and further, should be removed from these boards forthwith, and sentenced to only post on reddit from this day forward.

    2. he should receive a spanking, which I will administer with grim determination.

    3. oh, cubby’s alright! Give him a slap on the wrist and send him to rescue pandas in Australia!

    Someone may of course stand in Cubby’s defence;;;
     
  2. dp4m

    dp4m Also a Narc star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Cubby is the best. Viva la Cubby!
     
  3. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    You’re off the jury

    #corruptionfreewattos2020
     
  4. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Force Ghost star 6

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    Nov 25, 2013
    I often think about cubby stripped, this is a dream come true
     
  5. Coruscant

    Coruscant Force Ghost star 7

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    Feb 15, 2004
    He should be honored with a permanent posting as Host of all Survival Battles, forthwith.
     
  6. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Dec 12, 2006
    Cubby is cool
     
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  7. cubman987

    cubman987 Your Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga Moderator star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 7, 2014
    This is the most damning evidence against me.
     
  8. AutumnLight91

    AutumnLight91 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 17, 2018
    Who knew voting on cats would send the forum in such a frenzy...
     
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  9. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

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    Nov 9, 2000
    We're voting on cat gifs. It's completely different.
     
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  10. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Oh, is that all? I thought he must have done something really egregious like go to a Coldplay concert.
     
    Last edited: Jan 16, 2020
  11. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Oct 3, 2003
    I object, there is no proof.

    This is incredible.
    We recommend a commission be sent to the board to ascertain the truth.[​IMG]
     
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  12. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Apr 27, 2005
    Yay, more focus groups.
     
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  13. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

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    Nov 9, 2000
    I'm just interested in a commission for the food.
     
  14. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    I was in a focus group once. We focused so hard our souls all died.

    Let's do it again!
     
  15. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Oh, we're a focus group? In that case I demand this film have a happy ending even if it clashes with the plot and themes of the rest of the movie.
     
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  16. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    I say the disallowed word list needs an update to reflect modern times.
     
  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Punching Nazis in Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Mar 4, 2011
    I’d like to add another punishment.

    If found guilty, he has to change his avatar to this:

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

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    Nov 9, 2000
    ... qu'es aquo?
     
  19. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    No idea. Some sportsball thing.
     
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  20. cubman987

    cubman987 Your Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga Moderator star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 7, 2014
    [​IMG]
     
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  21. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Force Ghost star 6

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    Mar 22, 2003
    waitaminnit , what's this got to do with cats?
     
  22. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Sup, bitches?
     
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  23. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Sep 27, 2000
    I believe the TOS says we can say we're bitching about something, but not that we're bitches. Which is weird because bitching about something makes you a bitch.

    I guess we'll all have to resort to being be-atches.
     
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  24. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Oct 3, 2003
    There was a time we couldn't even use WTF
     
  25. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Game Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Mar 9, 2003
    Are we allowed to fap?