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"The Pint Of No Return" Pub v5.0

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Jairen, Sep 12, 2005.

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Jairen Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Pub's open. Keep it tidy... at least for the first minute

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BOOM!

Jairen, Sep 12, 2005

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Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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Mar 30, 2005

I made my decision off these two PM's

JonJedi said:

Oh Great one! I would love to be bar man as telling all the people I know that I have stepped into your shoes would be a great honor. Just thinking about the prospect of stepping into your shoes makes my eyes fill up with tears. Thats the real reason I want to be bar man, because of the great respect I have for you. Everyday I wake up I think "one day I wish I could be as great as the all mighty Nath!"

You are my idol and hero and taking over your job as bar man will fill me with pride and make me realize I may have a place in this world after all.

Thank you Oh great one for taking your time to read this PM. *wipes tear out of eyes*
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And

Slanir_Tezneech said:

I would like to be the next Yoshee's pub bar-man because:

1.I'd like to help the trade of Intoxicating Bevrages
2.I have experiance thanks to you
3.I would like to show my loyallty to the Pub and fellow FFUK'ers.

Theres three reasons why i want to become a bar-man i would be very greatful if you selected me.

Slanir

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I thought i'd use the same method as i was employed, and if you read these two pages you'll discover the method (Sucking up to people)
http://boards.theforce.net/UK_Regional_Forum/b10027/10572848/p373
http://boards.theforce.net/UK_Regional_Forum/b10027/10572848/p374

So, without further reading the new FFUK Barman is:
[image=http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/Jedi_nath/done.jpg] Congrats JonJedi and i think you'll be a great Barman who's: funny, well known, will do a great job!

Jedi_Nath, Sep 12, 2005

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JONJEDI Jedi Grand Master

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Nov 11, 2002

YES!!!
Who wants a drink then!

JONJEDI, Sep 12, 2005

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Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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Mar 30, 2005

Go on! I'll have a pint of the best ale!
You better treasure that certificate (the image in the first post)!

Jedi_Nath, Sep 12, 2005

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Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master

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Mar 3, 2004

Absinthe please Jon.

Cobranaconda, Sep 12, 2005

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TK_Four_Two_One Jedi Grand Master

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Jun 17, 2002

The Intoxicator Inn

TK_Four_Two_One, Sep 12, 2005

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SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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Oct 3, 2003

Huzza!
A new pub

I'll have something traditionally English please Jon to celebrate England reclaiming The Ashes

SithLordDarthRichie, Sep 12, 2005

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sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 5, 2002

Yay, cherryade me bardude!

Yeah, The Ashes are ours again!

Infact cherryade all round for that!

sidious1, Sep 12, 2005

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FatBurt Chosen One

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Jul 21, 2003

Hi new barstool

Put FatBurts stool do not use sign on it

FatBurt, Sep 12, 2005

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Dickie Jedi Master

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Jan 19, 2005

Heya all. So we have a new pub? Let the trashing begin!!

*puts in winda's with bar stool*

Mwhahaha!

Dickie, Sep 12, 2005

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JONJEDI Jedi Grand Master

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Nov 11, 2002

*serves Nath*
And sid since you got the last post on the old pub this cherryade's on me. Actually to celebrate my new position drinks all around.

JONJEDI, Sep 12, 2005

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sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 5, 2002

Yeah I was proud of that. Cheers Jon!

sidious1, Sep 12, 2005

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SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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Oct 3, 2003

It is a great day, let us all be happy

plays We Are the Champions on the Jukebox

SithLordDarthRichie, Sep 12, 2005

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Lord_Ogli Jedi Master

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Oct 5, 2001

Pint of baileys pls barkeep.

Lord_Ogli, Sep 12, 2005

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Jedi_Nath Jedi Knight

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Mar 30, 2005

*Sits on barstool and raises glass to Jon and nods* Ahh, a well deserved rest...

Jedi_Nath, Sep 12, 2005

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sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 5, 2002

Shame our National Football team sucks.And they're probably on more money than the Rugby and Cricket teams put together!

Post 800!

sidious1, Sep 12, 2005

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JONJEDI Jedi Grand Master

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*serves Ogli* I love this, I feel like Alfie Moon (Before he got sacked)

Speaking of!
*Switches EastEnders on pub tv*

JONJEDI, Sep 12, 2005

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SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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Oct 3, 2003

Ah, its fun to have a new pub

smells the freshness

SithLordDarthRichie, Sep 12, 2005

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sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 5, 2002

Darn, I tried to suppress it but The Ad is back!

sidious1, Sep 12, 2005

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Dickie Jedi Master

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Jan 19, 2005

*carries on trashing place, smashes glasses, breaks tables, burns carpet, torches curtains, tears wallpaper, damages ceiling, scratches bar...*

There we go, just like the last one

Dickie, Sep 12, 2005

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SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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Oct 3, 2003

looks at the destruction

Pfffffffft, amatuers

sits in large chair in the corner

SithLordDarthRichie, Sep 12, 2005

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sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 5, 2002

All we need is some straw on the floor now and it will be perfick!

sidious1, Sep 12, 2005

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Dickie Jedi Master

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Jan 19, 2005

Hey, I had to leave something for the rest of yous to break...

Dickie, Sep 12, 2005

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SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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Oct 3, 2003

shoots down Chandelier with grenade launcher

Be careful of the glass

SithLordDarthRichie, Sep 12, 2005

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JONJEDI Jedi Grand Master

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Nov 11, 2002

Thats it Dickie Out! And anyone else who wants to make a mess can get out too!

*Picks up Dickie and chucks him out the window*

Wow! The first drunk I've thrown out. I was born for this job. And before you do, don't call me a punk Dickie.

JONJEDI, Sep 12, 2005

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