"The Pint Of No Return" Pub v5.0

she's hyper......get the hose





Want another drink? seeing as how i need to practice my skills if i wanna be barman!

 

I can remember Jon saying that he will be using the same method as i did pick him...Drink serving ability doesnt count as the FFUK just take the drinks without asking :/

 

Except when someone actually does 'ask' (yea, i know, rare as it is!)


So, is it decided on......stunts!!

*jumps stylishly over bar, black leather trenchy flowing behind, slow-mo kicking in*

 

Nope

 

I'll have you know it isn't my fault I went to the cinema and ate lots of sugary goods... Wait, it is.

 

Well, i enjoyed that anyway!

*pulls out vodka bottles like pistols, flips the caps off with his thumbs, pours them out into short glasses with ice in, slides the glasses to charlie and nath, all in slow-mo*

 

Woot! More alcohol. I like vodka.

 

*Walks in, sits down, falls alseep*

 

*Appears*

Hmmm, no one about!

*Sits at the bar and pours a cherryade*

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Gah! I have so much bloody homework!

 

Same here Jase. I should really be doing it. But I ended up starting to download LOST series 2. I swore I would be patient and wait!

 

Hello, Jon, how are you?

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

I'm good cheers, Sid. What about Arsenal yesterday though! 7-0! OMG!

 

I'm quite lucky this weekend I don't seem to have much homework, just some German to finsh off from the lesson. We have just had exams so the teachers must have taken pity on us, well unless you do Chemistry, which I thankfully do not.

 

Yep! Middlesborough didn't show up apparently!

Good win for Liverpool as well!

Spurs are doing good this season!

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Hello Suzy. *Serves drink*

My first exam is Wednesday, which is the day I'm going on holiday so it was perfectly placed! Though they will be waiting when I get back.

Yeah, we only have to beat Man U next Sunday and we will fly to second with 2 games in hand! One which is against you. It's good to see Harry Kewell getting back to his best. At last we are starting to see Leed's Harry Kewell, not injury prone couldn't give a **** Harry Kewell.

 

Well if you do not turn up then we will win!

If you do turn up then I fear the worst!

Don't forget, Wenger and Henry! Turn the lights off when you leave!

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

I just noticed! We are 7 posts away from 10K!!! Looks like I wil be here to announce the bar person after all!

So if anyone wants to apply for the new bar person they should hurry up quick and get there PM's into me fast!

 

Looks like it's going to be, DB, isn't it?

I'd ask Nat to apply but the time difference might be a problem!

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

I just sent you my PM Jon, I was sure that I sent it last night, but I just checked now and found it didn't send; sending me in to panic mode because it took me ages to write, then I remembered that I'd e-mailed it to my mum so I copied and pasted then made a few amendments, and sent. So I hope you've got it.

 

Noooooo!!! more competition!!!!

 

Well there'd be no fun without it Dew

Good luck

 

Good luck Suzy, Jenny and whoever else pm'ed jon!

2 posts left!!!!

 

I've made my choice. God I feel bad now! I hate having to let 2 of you down.

 

POST 10,000 [hops about excitedly]


I missed the death of the last pub