Chic, IL The Return of Rocky the Rancor!

Planetary Rancor Spam

 

I'm going to _attempt_ to put an end to this Python/Rancor crap by bringing up the greatest dish in the world:

Roasted Rancor with a lupin garnish


-Le Penguin
"I've had more women than either of you two!"

 

How about stuffed Rancor with fried Ewok!
With Mash potato's and gravy.

Jedilars

 

Surf and Rancor. Yum.......

 

I'm sorry, we don't serve Ewoks here. The NRSPCF^ came down on me like a two-ton heavy thing. No Ewok & mushroom soup, no Ewok Parmesan... :: So I was forced to look for alternate menu selections.

Try the R&R Platter... that's Ronto & Rancor. It's good with the red wine.

Thom

^ = New Republic Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cute Furballs

 

Going along with JJ's Surf and Turf..

broiled gungan(jar jar) and grilled Rancor served with a nice Merlot

JediLars

 

Broiled Jar Jar? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Besides, the NRAASAR^ would kill me!

Thom

(^ - New Republic Association for the Advancement of Stereotyped Alien Races