Title: The Ridiculously Concise Romantic Luke/Mara Epic of Epic Proportions, Closely Following the General Structure of the EU but with Artistic (literally, folks, artistic) License Taken By Author In Order To Capture the Passionate and Complex Details of Their Epic Love Story Which the Profic Authors Leave Out Cause They're Guys author: furrylittlebantha Genre: humor Summary: A picture is worth a thousand words. Which fact I have chosen to interpret as a mathematical equality instead of a metaphor. Luke thinks to himself: it?s time I got a woman. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-10.gif] So he tries. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-1-1.gif] Unfortunately, this doesn?t turn out so well. Luke gets angry. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-2.gif] Angry Skywalkers are hot. Thus, a black-leather chick with really big?hair shows up. Actually, he?s neither angry or masquerading as a giant head when he meets Mara, but I liked the clip. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-3.gif] They do the fight/foreplay thing. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-4.gif] For ten stinkin years. Yeah, Han, we know. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-5.gif] Which of course made VotF that much more satisfying, cause we could all imagine what was really goin? down in all those long boring political scenes during which Luke and Mara were stuck?alone?underground?together?wink?wink [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-6.gif] Drunk on elation, we as fans kindly overlook that little travesty wherein Mara?s fluff-spouting twin marries a Luke clone with really bad hair. Seriously, Stackpole, stick with snarky x-wing pilots. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-7.gif] Luke?s ex?s all come to the wedding. Thanks to inventiveness of our dear and beloved profic authors, they have to open up the overflow in the church. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-8.gif] As the Jedi Code states: Callista was a lie, there is only Mara. Through Mara, I gain passion. Through passion, I gain fun. Through fun, I gain children. Through children, my bank is broken. Sabaac shall free me. And they all lived happily ever after. Until the NJO, of course, and DN, and LotF, and the Book-Which-Shall-Not-Be-Named-And I Don?t-Consider-Canon-Wherein-Mara-is-Shamelessly-Killed-Off which renders the point of Luke being alive basically moot. [image=http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/furrylittlebantha_photos/Untitled-9.gif] The End.