Arena The Sixth Baseball Draft - The FODEUSS Awakens (Also Featuring the Immaculate Grid!)

The Zodiac Guardians are instituting a self-imposed trade deadline of 4 PM EST on Sunday. Please have any and all offers sent by that time to allow for optimal.comsideration

 

When will you people learn?!?!

 

"You people"

 

Who gave Lloyd like a half dozen picks this time?

 

oh no.

 

Oh yes

 

just rip the band-aid off already!

 

I would if I wasn't spending my entire Sunday in the Emergency Room waiting area with my dad.

I'll get details up tomorrow, at this point

 

oh man, hope everything is okay.

 

Oof. Of all the days for that to happen, Super Bowl Sunday? Hope it's not too serious.

 

Echoing that I hope your dad is okay, Inty.

 

Offers made while drunk too so won’t rescind any out there but there may be some Shaqs spread throughout the galaxy

 

ANNOUNCEMENT

We have a series of trades to announce

@LMTShawn and @RX_Sith have agreed to a trade

• Sithi of Osten Ard acquire A 1st and 5th Round pick from Game of Throws, and reacquire their own 11th round pick
• Game of Throws acquire Outfielder George Herman Ruth

In a related transaction, Game of Throws utilize a traditional keeper slot on Ruth

@LloydChristmas has also agreed to a trade with Rx

• A Shaq of the Clones receive 5 Intybucks 15 times
• Game of Throws receive Pitcher Hal Newhouser

In a related transaction, Game of Throws utilize a traditional keeper slot on Newhouser

@Gemini Joe has agreed to a trade with @Wang Chi

• The Zodiac Guardians receive Infielder Albert Pujols and jokes about how his last name is "Poo Holes"
• San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown acquire a 3rd Round Supplemental pick

In a related transaction, The Zodiac Guardians are relinquishing their 2nd round supplemental draft pick to open a keeper slot and retain Pujols

Lloyd has also agreed to a trade with @cubman987

• Let's Play Two acquire George "We Going" Sizzler
• The Rise of Shaqwalker acquires a 5th round pick and 80 Intybucks

In a related transaction, LPT is spending 75 additional Intybucks to utilize a keeper on the Steakhouse

 

Draft Order

Round 1

1. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
2. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
3. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
4. LMT Shawn (from Rx_Sith / Game of Throws)
5. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
6. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
7. Pointy / Pointy's Rebranded Baseball Empire of Queens
8. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
9. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
10. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
11. AmazingB / Amazings
12. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
13. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians (Supplemental)

Round 2

1. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
2. AmazingB / Amazings
3. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
4. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
5. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
6. Pointy / Pointy's Squeaky Clean Drug Report Clubhouse
7. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
8. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
9. Rx_sith / Game of Throws
10. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
11. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
12. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians

Round 3

1. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
2. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
3. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
4. Rx_Sith / Game of Throws
5. tom (from LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard)
6. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
7. Pointy / Guys Who were Definitely not on the Mitchell Report
8. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
9. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
10. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
11. AmazingB / Amazings
12. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
13. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown (Compensatory Pick from Gemini Joe)

Round 4

1. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
2. AmazingB / Amazings
3. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
4. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
5. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
6. Pointy / Pointiana Jones and the Team of Guys without Mysterious Late Career Surges
7. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
8. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
9. Rx_sith / Game of Throws
10. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
11. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
12. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
13. heels / Every City Bandwagoners (Competitive Balance Pick)

Round 5

1. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
2. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
3. Lloyd (from Cubbie / Let's Play Two)
4. LMT Shawn (from Rx_Sith / Game of Throws)
5. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
6. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
7. Pointy / SexLand's Last Stand
8. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
9. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
10. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
11. AmazingB / Amazings
12. dp4m / The Family Madrigal

Round 6

1. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
2. AmazingB / Amazings
3. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
4. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
5. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
6. Pointy / ADAB - All Dolans are Bastards
7. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
8. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
9. Rx_sith / Game of Throws
10. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
11. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
12. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
13. heels / Every City Bandwagoners (Competitive Balance Pick)
14. Cubbie / Let's Play Two (Competitive Balance Pick)
15. Rx_sith / Game of Throws (Competitive Balance Pick)

Round 7

1. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
2. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
3. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
4. Rx_Sith / Game of Throws
5. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
6. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
7. Pointy / Vocabulary Squadron
8. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
9. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
10. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
11. AmazingB / Amazings
12. dp4m / The Family Madrigal

Round 8

1. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
2. AmazingB / Amazings
3. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
4. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
5. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
6. Pointy / Mama's Basement KoTor 2 Players
7. tom (from Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown)
8. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
9. Rx_sith / Game of Throws
10. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
11. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
12. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians

Round 9

1. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
2. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
3. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
4. Rx_Sith / Game of Throws
5. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
6. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
7. Pointy / Sad Face because Twit the Younger said Darth Traya sucks
8. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
9. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
10. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
11. AmazingB / Amazings
12. dp4m / The Family Madrigal

Round 10

1. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
2. AmazingB / Amazings
3. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
4. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
5. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
6. Pointy / 1986ers
7. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
8. tom (from LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard)
9. Rx_sith / Game of Throws
10. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
11. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
12. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
13. heels / Every City Bandwagoners (Competitive Balance Pick)
14. Cubbie / Let's Play Two (Competitive Balance Pick)
15. Rx_sith / Game of Throws (Competitive Balance Pick)
16. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown (Competitive Balance Pick)
17. LMT Shawn (Competitive Balance Pick)

Round 11

1. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians
2. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
3. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
4. Rx_Sith / Game of Throws
5. LMT Shawn (from LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard via Rx_Sith / Game of Throws)
6. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
7. Pointy / *eggball reference*
8. tom / stone temple seattle pilots
9. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
10. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
11. AmazingB / Amazings
12. dp4m / The Family Madrigal

Round 12

1. dp4m / The Family Madrigal
2. AmazingB / Amazings
3. Lloyd / A Shaq of Their Own
4. mnjedi / Northern Shores Gales of November
5. LMT Shawn (from tom / stone temple seattle pilots)
6. Pointy / RedBull Queens
7. Wang / San Francisco Six Demonbags of Chinatown
8. LMT Shawn / Sithi of Osten Ard
9. Rx_sith / Game of Throws
10. Cubbie / Let's Play Two
11. heels / Every City Bandwagoners
12. Gemini Joe / Zodiac Guardians

 

The Zodiac Guardians wish to utilize Mr. Pujols' 2006 season!

 

And here we go.

 

I'm going to be contrary here and say "I think that was a great trade for @cubman987 " and totally without snark.

 

Without doing a deep dive to confirm... if Babe Ruth isn't the guy traded most often in league history, I feel like he's at least gotta be close to the top of the leaderboard.

Poor Bambino.

 

Oh, I'm sure he and Lloyd were waiting on the trades to go through before declaring.

dp, on the other hand, I feel is keeping us waiting just to be melodramatic, as per usual. Probably still desperately searching for some loophole that will allow him to ditch Big Train. Even though he was one of the best pitchers in the league last season in terms of WAR. If he's not able to get out of that terrible franchise decision, deeps' ability to compete with everyone else may be severely diminished AGAIN this year.