The Star Wars Pizza Quote Game

A disruption in communications can mean only one thing..... pizza!

 

Obi-Wan: Your pizza delivery boys are very impressive. You must be very proud.

 

Vader: Pizza accepted, Captain Needa.

 

PADME : Anakin, what's wrong?

ANAKIN : I...made a pizza...Made a pizza for them all...

Anakin turns around.

ANAKIN : And not just with cheese. But pepparoni...and sausage...

Padme is horrified.

ANAKIN : They're like perfect dinners, and I served them like perfect dinners...I ate them!

 

Admiral Ackbar: It's a Pizza Hut!

 

3PO to R2: I'm the expert on pizzas. That's why I'm in charge!

 

DiGiorno, this pizza is, not this crude take out!

 

I have a bad feeling about Pizza Hut.

 

ANH - on the Death Star....

Luke: She's rich.
Han: How rich?
Luke: Well... much more than you can imagine!
Han: I don't know kid - I can imagine quite a bit of pizza!

 

Do order pizza or do not, there is no try.

 

(^Very nicely done, Sturm Antilles)

Han: What a wonderful pizza you've discovered!

 

Han Solo: Pizza Hut! Pizza Hut! Where!?!



May the Pizza be with you!

 

Officer: "What happened?"

Han: "Uh, we had a slight pizza malfunction, but everything's alright, the pepperoni's perfectly fine now, thank you. How are you?"

Officer: "We're sending a delivery car up."

Han: "Uh, uh negative, uh we have a hamburger leak here now, uh give us a few minutes to wash it down. Large burger, very dangerous."

Officer: "Who is this, what's your value meal operating number?"

Han: *shoots console* "Boring dinner anyway....."

 

You've failed, your highnous. I'm a pizza deliveryman, like my father before me.

 

Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love pizza. We used to lie out on the pizza and let the sun cook us and try to guess the names of the meat and cheese on the pizza.

Anakin: I don't like pizza. It's greasy and salty and slopy and it leaves stains everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is low fat and tasteless.

 

Jar Jar: I eat Pizza!

Qui-Gon: The ability to eat Pizza does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

 

Palpatine: I will not allow this pizza be split in two!! My negotiations will not fail!

 

Pizza five, standing by.

 

Ben to Luke during Death Star run:
The pizza will be with you. Always.

 

VADER: Where are those pizzas you intercepted? What have you done with those pies?

OFFICER: We intercepted no pizzas! This is Chinese take out van. We're making deliveries!

VADER: If this is a Chinese take out van then where is the Asian guy?
:Chokes driver:

VADER: Commander tear this van apart until you've found those pies, and bring me the anchovies! I want them alive!

 

Yoda: Mozzerella? Sausage? My pizza this is!

GO 'CLONES!

 

I love democracy, I love pizza.

Up

 

Anakin: Everyone should gather 'round and have a pizza. Then they should decide what is in the best interest of everyone and do it, and then they should eat more pizza.

Padme: That's what we do. The problem is everyone tries to take more than their share of the pizza, then they get angry at each other and can't decide on anything.

Anakin: Well then they should be made to.

Padme: By who? You?

Anakin: No not me, I love pizza too much. It should be someone wise.

Padme: That sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship to me.

Anakin: If it works. Want some more pizza?

 

Leia on Death star: "Pizza the Hut.... I thought I recognized your foul stench!"

 

Yoda: "Will you finish what you started... this Domino's Pizza that has now congealed?"

Luke: "I'm not afraid!"

Yoda: "YOU WILL BE! YOU WILL BE!!!"