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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Calamity Jinn, Apr 12, 2002.

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  1. Calamity Jinn

    Calamity Jinn Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 23, 2000
    Version one of the songbook has been sadly deleted from the board. :(

    So welcome to version two! :) It's simple; just put your own Star Wars' words to any song or tune. Just let us know what the song is so we can sing along with you!

    To kick this off Jemmiah has agreed I can use one of her saved songs. Thanks sis!

    *******************

    To the tune of "The Windy City" from the musical Calamity Jane.


    I just flew in from the Gungan City
    The Gungan City is mighty pretty
    But they ain't got what we've got
    No siree!

    They've got shacks deep within the ocean
    The journey there caused quite a commotion
    And the view might be great but:
    It's not for me.

    On Naboo it's a zoo,
    They've got creatures that they call Kaadu,
    Private homes, mounted guards.
    For the sake of civic virtue, they've got stun prods there that
    hurt you...

    I just flew in from the Gungan City.
    The Gungan City is mighty pretty,
    But they ain't got what we've got - I'm telling you Mace,
    We've got more life here in the Council
    Than within their Secret Place!

    In the swamp was a crazy' feller,
    All confused and kinda yeller,
    And the things that he said there, went somethin' like this...

    (Everyone laughs while Obi-Wan does an impression of Jar-Jar.)

    You should have seen when our craft was stoppin',
    He was hoppin' with eyes a poppin'
    At the sights that we saw there,
    Yes siree!

    I stayed calm and then my master,
    He knocked out that Gungan disaster
    Just as fast as a Gundark,
    A climbin' a tree.

    Close your eyes and just wish
    When you need one there's a bigger fish,
    Wiring's fried, lights have died,
    Gungans panic and they oughta, when the Bongo's filled with water.

    I just flew back from the Gungan City,
    The Gungan City is mighty pretty,
    But they ain't got what we've got - I'm telling you Bant,
    I wouldn't swap my time on Naboo
    With my life on Coruscant!


     
  2. snowbee-wan kenobi

    snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 28, 2000
    hehe nice!
    Good to see this up again!
    I wrote a parody that I posted on thread 1 but can't remember it...I will try to find it and add it later...


    Calamity Jane...I love that movie!
     
  3. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 5, 2000
    Very good news. My beloved freshman saved a bunch of the songs, but it was only about the first 3 pages... And no, Albequerque isn't one of them... :(


    So I guess I'll post one of the good ones of mine that she saved.
    Troll Man
    (Soul Man)
    (Yoda singing)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    "I was wondering
    why are you here
    away put your weapon
    I mean no fear.

    You say you're looking
    for someone
    wait, don't leave!
    my song ain't done!

    I'm a troll man..

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    what is this thing?
    it's bright and hot
    But wait it's mine
    Or I'll help you not.

    How get you big
    with this food
    I know i can't cook
    but I've got an attitude

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    Follow me
    through this mud hole
    I'll use this light thing
    that I stole

    We'll have to walk
    cause i don't' have a car
    But don't worry
    Yoda not far


    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    Well guess what young Luke
    Yoda is me!
    and if you want,
    your training will be free!

    (musical interlude)

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man

    I'm a troll man


    I'm a troll man I'm a troll man (musical grand finale)
     
  4. Sebulba2179

    Sebulba2179 Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 5, 2002
    CORELLIAN WOMAN
    ("American Woman" by The Guess Who)

    Corellian woman, get away from me
    Corellian woman, mama let me be
    Don't come a-hangin' around my ship
    I don't wanna see your sensor blip
    I got more important things to do
    Than spend my time smuggling with you
    Now woman, said get away
    Corellian woman, listen what I sa-a-a-ay

    Corellian woman, get away from me
    Corellian woman, mama let me be
    Don't come a-knockin' my space-barn door
    I don't wanna see your freighter no more
    Hyperspace can't hypnotise
    Dizzy someone else who flies
    Now woman, said get away
    Corellian woman, listen what I say

    Corellian woman, said get away
    Corellian woman, listen what I say
    Don't come a-hangin' around Kessel
    Don't wanna see your spice vessel
    I don't need your war machines
    I don't need your Death Star schemes

    Hyperspace can't hypnotise
    Dizzy someone else who flies
    Now woman, get away from me
    Corellian woman, mama let me be

    No, gotta get away, gotta get away from Tatooine
    I'm gonna leave you woman, on Tatooine, woman
    Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye
    You're no good for me, for my smugglin' trade
    Gonna jump into hyperspace, you can watch my thrusters fade
    You know I'm gonna leave, you know I'm gonna go
    You know I'm gonna leave, you know I'm gonna go, woman

    I'm gonna leave you on Tatooine
    Goodbye, Corellian woman
    Goodbye, Corellian woman...
     
  5. Daughter_Of_TheForce

    Daughter_Of_TheForce Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Sep 1, 2001
    "Simply Irrepressible"
    ("Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer)

    This pair is indivisible
    They uphold Jedi principles
    Yeah, yeah
    Their skills are almost mythical
    They?re anything but typical

    They go to the source
    It?s the power of the Force
    You're obliged to conform
    ?Cause there's no other course

    They used to be strange to me
    But now I find them . . .
    Simply irrepressible, simply irrepressible

    The Master is so powerful, huh
    His record is commendable
    The Student is quite capable
    Though sometime he?s intractable

    They stand for the law
    And they leave me in awe
    They deserve the applause
    I?m inspired because
    Their power is plain to see
    That?s why I find them

    (Chorus)
    Simply irrepressible, simply irrepressible
    On demand, there?s no telling where the mission is
    Need a hand, there?s no other way to go

    They?re backed against the wall, they?re fighting for their lives
    With sabers flashing they endeavor to survive
    They?re breaking down the doors, they?re taking ev?ry foe
    They?re just amazing to me, now I find them

    Simply irrepressible, simply irrepressible

    Their methods are inscrutable!
    The proof is irrefutable
    Their moves are just incredible
    This team is so formidable

    They go to the source
    It?s the power of the Force
    You?re obliged to conform
    ?Cause there's no other course

    Their power is plain to see, and so I find them--
    Simply irrepressible, simply irrepressible

    (Chorus)

    Simply irrepressible
     
  6. Sebulba2179

    Sebulba2179 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Feb 5, 2002
    DIRTY DEEDS DONE DUG CHEAP
    ("Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC)

    If you're havin' trouble with your racing pod
    I'm giving you the flames
    You wanna win against the pod-race god
    You wanna steal my fame
    Get your com link, even though you stink
    Challenge me any time
    Just race 36,000 KPH, HEY!
    I'll beat you to the finish line

    Dirty deeds done Dug cheap, dirty deeds done Dug cheap
    Dirty deeds done Dug cheap, dirty deeds done by Dugs dirt cheap
    Dirty deeds done by Dugs dirt cheap

    You got problems with your intake valves
    You go to Watto's shop
    He's double-dealin' with his best friend
    That's when I make you stop
    I grab a wrench while you're on a bench
    I rip your hydraulic lines
    Come on the grid, Skywalker kid
    You'll never see the signs

    Dirty deeds done Dug cheap, dirty deeds done Dug cheap
    Dirty deeds done Dug cheap, dirty deeds done by Dugs dirt cheap

    If you got opponents and you want 'em gone
    But you ain't got truguts
    They keep on beating you in every race
    You wanna kick their butts
    Get your com link, so you can fink
    And I'll loosen their lugs
    For your prize money, I'm happy to be
    Your saboteur Dug

    Dirty deeds done Dug cheap, dirty deeds done Dug cheap
    Dirty deeds done Dug cheap, dirty deeds done by Dugs dirt cheap
    Dirty deeds done by Dugs dirt cheap

    Duracrete shoes, tradium, slave trade, done Dug cheap
    Huttese contracts, high-powered pods, done Dug cheap
     
  7. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 5, 2000
    "Qui-Gon's song"
    (Blink 182 "Adam's Song)

    "I never thought I'd die alone
    I thought my Master was made of stone
    He got backed up against the wall
    But Qui-Gon got cut down by darth maul.

    I took my time, I slowed down
    now Qui-Gon cannot see the town
    the town of Theed, where we're at
    where the federation ships have sat


    I never angered, I never pained
    16 just held such better days
    Days when you were still alive
    when we couldn't wait to get outside
    the universe is wide, time flys by
    the war is over
    I've survived
    Now I wait to fly back home
    to spend some time in our room alone

    I never though I'd die alone
    another 6 months you'll be unknow
    I'll take your things to your friends
    I'll never set foot in your room again
    I'll close it off, board it up
    Until the time that I set it up
    for Anakin to live in
    Please don't take it as a sin


    I never angered, I never pained
    16 just held such better days
    Days when you were still alive
    when we couldn't wait to get outside
    the universe is wide, time flys by
    the war is over
    I've survived
    Now I wait to fly back home
    to spend some time in our room alone



    MUSICAL INTERLUDE


    I never angered, Never pained
    Tomorrow will hold such a better day
    A day when I can give up my tithe
    And I can't wait to get outside
    The universe it wide, the time flew by
    the war is over
    only I survived
    And I can't wait 'til I get home
    to remember our times in my room alone.

     
  8. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 5, 2000
    uppedy up up up!
     
  9. Sebulba2179

    Sebulba2179 Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 5, 2002
    I'm working on "Tatooine" (to the tune of "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin), and an as-yet-untitled parody of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC. (Can ya tell I love classic rock? ;) ) Gotta run Darth Real Life into the ground first, though!
     
  10. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Apr 5, 2000
    Well, while I'm waiting to see if I've won a bet on Ebay, I guess I'll give a little tune!

    (Tune to "Smooth Criminal")

    As you came into the station
    You knew it would be a confrenation
    But you went on to the reactor
    You knew fear wasn't a factor
    He was standing in the hallway
    His vengence, he would pay
    So you went up to Vader
    More powerful,
    You'd be later

    Obi, are you OK
    Are you OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    You OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi

    Obi, are you okay
    Will you tell us that you're okay
    You knew in the station
    What you'd get was
    A confrentation, Obi
    He was standing in the hallway
    His vengence, he would pay
    Then you went up to Vader
    More powerful,
    You'd be later

    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    You've been hit by
    You've been struck by
    A Dark Sith Lord

    You warned him if he struck you,
    You'd come back,
    More powerful too
    Then you saw Luke and Han
    And you decided
    It was time to move on

    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi

    Obi, are you okay
    Will you tell us that you're okay
    You knew in the station
    What you'd get was
    A confrentation, Obi
    He was standing in the hallway
    His vengence, he would pay
    Then you went up to Vader
    More powerful,
    You'd be later

    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    You've been hit by
    You've been struck by
    A Dark Sith Lord

    Obi, are you okay
    Will you tell us that you're okay
    You knew in the station
    What you'd get was
    A confrentation, Obi
    He was standing in the hallway
    His vengence, he would pay
    Then you went up to Vader
    More powerful,
    You'd be later

    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    Obi, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Obi
    ~~~~~~~

    Ug, now I'm gonna get that song stuck in my head!!


     
  11. Daughter_Of_TheForce

    Daughter_Of_TheForce Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 1, 2001
    I Glare From High Places at Night
    ("I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" by Corey Hart)

    I glare from high places at night
    So I can, so I can
    Deftly weave and breath my story lines
    I glare from high places at night
    So I can, so I can
    Keep track of the visions in my mind

    While I deceive, you see
    Look to my security
    Complete my control will be
    I turn to Maul and say

    Don't cross the guy with his eyes in shade
    Oh no
    Don't fail the guy with his eyes in shade
    Oh no
    (Better believe it!)
    You serve the guy with his eyes in shade
    Oh no

    And I glare from high places at night
    So I can, so I can
    Bring to life this long and ancient scheme
    And I glare from high places at night
    So I can, so I can
    See the day that darkness reigns supreme

    While I deceive, you see
    The Jedi don't know of me
    Complete their demise will be
    I turn to Maul and say

    Don't cross the guy with his eyes in shade
    Oh no
    Don't fail the guy with his eyes in shade
    Oh no
    (Better believe it!)
    You serve the guy with his eyes in shade
    Oh no
    (You can't escape it!)
    Can't beat the guy with his eyes in shade
    Oh no

    I glare from high places at night...



     
  12. jacen200015

    jacen200015 Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jan 11, 2002
    i have one,its related to the Beginning of the Saga but i haven't written the chapter that goes with the song yet. here goes.
    tell me what you think.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Larecker's song.


    What do I believe?
    What do I believe?
    What shall I choose?
    There is the light side of the force.
    Then there is the dark side.
    What shall I choose?
    One says to choose the light.
    Another says to choose the darkness.
    Oh what should I choose?
    Oh what shall I choose?
    They both beckon to me.
    Oh, Oh what shall I choose?
    This is a very difficult decision for me.

    They say the dark is evil.
    The dark is quick and easy.
    It makes me powerful.
    They say it?s seductive and deadly.
    With the dark is lust and power.
    Is this what I need?

    They say the light is good, the journey is hard but rewarding.
    Each lesson makes them grow stronger.
    More in tune with the light and life.
    There is peace and happiness among them.
    They are in harmony with the light.
    The light is soft, gentle and clear.
    Is this what I need?

    Oh, Oh, Oh, what shall I choose?
     
  13. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Apr 5, 2000
  14. Sebulba2179

    Sebulba2179 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Feb 5, 2002
    Ah, here we go. This is an Anakin-Luke tune.

    TATOOINE ("Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin)

    Oh, let the suns beat down upon my face
    The stars of which I dream
    I wanna be a traveler in space
    To be where I've never been
    Stand before elders at the Jedi place
    The galaxy's seldom seen
    They talk of training, but they sit and wait
    For the Sith to be revealed

    The talk and deeds from dreams of Jedi state
    Their sounds still fill my ears
    But not one guy on the council relates
    They think I've got too much fear
    Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

    Oh, I am flyin'
    Mama, I'm goin' flyin'
    There ain't no denyin' the Federation is dyin'
    When I'm flyin'

    All I see turns to sound, as my pod burns the ground
    And my eyes fill with sand as I race 'cross this land
    Trying to find, trying to find the finish line...

    Oh, pilot of the X-wing who leaves no trace
    Of Death Stars or their schemes
    I heed the path that led me from that place
    The worldwide desert scene
    My Dagobah beneath the jungle moon
    I will return again
    Sure as the storms that blow sand right through
    When movin' on Tatooine

    Oh, father of the dark side fills himself
    Up with the sea of light
    With no more life left, but an open mask
    He's left his traits of fear
    Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

    Now I'm on, now I'm on my way, yeeeah
    Now I see the way to be a Jedi, yeeeah
    Oh, yeah yeah, oh, yeah Yavin Four...
    Oh, Amidala, oh, Amidala, I'm down, fallen down

    Oh, my Mara, oh, my Mara, let me bring you here
    Let me make you, let me make you a Jedi...
     
  15. ArnaKyle

    ArnaKyle Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 12, 2000
    Aw, what the heck, here's the ever infamous Star Wars Brady Bunch theme song that me and a couple buddies at camp penned:



    To the tune of the Brady Bunch theme song:

    Here's the story, of a lovely queen
    Who was in charge of planet Naboo
    And she ruled when - she was fourteen
    And then she met R2

    Here's the story of a guy named Vader
    Who was busy building a droid
    Till he turned to join the dark side
    And had a planet destroyed.

    Till the one day when this lady met this Sith lord
    And they knew it was much more than the Force
    That these two must somehow form a family
    That's the way they became the Skywalkers
    The Skywalkers
    The Skywalkers
    That's the way they became the Skywalkers!


    :D
     
  16. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 5, 2000
    hmm.. thinking of redoing Albequerque.. :D
     
  17. Azeria_Jade

    Azeria_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Feb 3, 2001
    Well, it's nearing the end of the school year, and I've started to go slightly mad. So here is the results from my latest bout with the real of the crazy. "The Star Wars Version of Y.M.C.A"

    "Y.O.D.A."

    ***
    Jedi, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, Jedi, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, Jedi, 'cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy.

    Jedi, there's a place you can go.
    I said, Jedi, it's the Jedi temple.
    You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time.

    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!
    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!

    They have everything for you Jedi to enjoy,
    You can hang out with Padawans ...

    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!
    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!

    You can hurl around beams, you can have a lightsaber,
    You can do whatever you feel....

    Jedi, are you listening to me?
    I said, Jedi, what do you want to be?
    I said, Jedi, you can make real your dreams.
    But you got to know this one thing!

    "May the force be with ya!"

    I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
    And just go there, to Mr. Yoda.
    I'm sure he can help you today.

    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!
    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!

    They have everything for Jedi to enjoy,
    You can hang out with Padawans....

    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!
    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!

    You can hurl around beams, you can have a lightsaber,
    You can do whatever you feel....

    Jedi, I was once in your shoes.
    I said, I was down and out with the blues.
    I felt no man cared if I were alive.
    I felt the whole world was so tight....

    That's when someone came up to me,
    And said, Jedi, take a walk up the street.
    There's a person there called Y-O-D-A.
    He can start you back on your way.

    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!
    We're learin' from the Y-O-D-A!

    They have everything for Jedi to enjoy,
    You can hang out with Padawans....

    Y-O-D-A...you'll get it from Y-O-D-A!

    Jedi, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, Jedi, pick yourself off the ground.

    Y-O-D-A...you'll get it from Y-O-D-A!

    Jedi, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, Jedi, pick yourself off the ground.

    Y-O-D-A...just go to the Y-O-D-A!

    Jedi, Jedi, are you listening to me?
    Jedi, Jedi, what do you wanna be?
     
  18. Sebulba2179

    Sebulba2179 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Feb 5, 2002
    Hey, Azeria, I've actually seen a different version of that in a newspaper:

    Young Man, I saw your ship come down, I said
    Young Man, now it's muddy and brown, I said
    Young Man, put your weapon away, 'cause I
    Mean-You-No-Harm-I-Say

    Young Man, There's no need to feel fear. I am
    Wond'rin, tell me why you are here? How you
    Growin', from this food on this plate? I say
    Wars-Do-Not-Make-One-Great

    You must be here to see Y-O-D-A!
    You must be here to see Y-O-D-A!
    He's 900 years old!
    He's so strong in the Force!
    Do your Jedi Diploma course!

    You must be here to see Y-O-D-A!
    You must be here to see Y-O-D-A!
    Come and get yourself clean!
    Come and have a good meal!
    Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

    Young Man, you fell out of the sky, into
    Somethin' brown that smells like a sty, and this
    Tin Can started swimming and then, he got
    Spat-Out-Like-Some-Throat-Phlegm

    Young Man, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
    Comin', Master Yoda not far. I'll be
    Havin' this bright thing that's not hot. It is
    Mine-Or-I'll-Help-You-Not

    Old Ben, are you list'nin' to me? I can't
    train him, he's so reckless you see! Like his
    Old Man, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
    He-Screws-Up-At-The-Cave

    Young Man, if you start will you end, or be
    Going, off to save all your friends? To be
    Training, needs commitment and work, if you
    Wimp-Out-Then-You're-A-Jerk

    You gotta stay here with Y-O-D-A!
    You gotta stay here with Y-O-D-A!
    You should stay here and train!
    You don't have to save Han!
    If you do so you'll lose your hand!
    You gotta stay here with Y-O-D-A!
    (Repeat and fade)
     
  19. Calamity Jinn

    Calamity Jinn Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    May 23, 2000


    LOLOL!!!

    Both versions are good!! :D

    And Miana, go for it! :)
     
  20. spindysfunqtion

    spindysfunqtion Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    May 18, 2002
    "Last Night" by the Strokes
    -Performed by The Young Padawans

    Last nite Shmi said,
    oh Ani I feel so down
    When I got sold off,
    And Tuskins took me out
    So I, I turned round
    Oh Ani don't cry no more,
    I know this for sure
    Can't live like this no more

    (Ani:)
    Well I've been in town
    for about fiteen whole minutes now
    And mama I feel so down
    And I don't know why
    Iv'e been riding round for miles

    Obi-Wan just doesn't understand
    My girlfriend she don't understand
    My children they won't understand
    On top of this I ain't ever going to understand

    Last nite Shmi said,
    Oh Ani don't feel so down
    When you turn me off,
    when I feel left out

    (Ani:)
    So I
    I turned round
    Oh mama going to be alright,
    I live a great big lie
    Cause I left that night...yeah

    Obi-Wan just doesn't understand
    My girlfriend she don't understand
    My children they won't understand
    On top of this I ain't ever going to understand

    Last nite Smi said,
    oh Ani don't feel so down

    (Ani:)
    Well she sent me off,
    and I feel left out
    So then, I turned round
    Oh little girl I don't care no more,
    I know this for sure
    I'm walking out that door yeah
     
  21. spindysfunqtion

    spindysfunqtion Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    May 18, 2002
    "Smooth Criminal (Ani, Are you Okay?)" by Michael Jackson
    -performed by Wedge Antilles and the Sole Survivors

    As she came into the temple
    there was the sound of a crescendo
    They went to her compartment
    they made love on her carpet
    Her beauty was a fable
    She didn't know that he was a traitor
    So they back ran to Naboo
    Shmi was struck down
    It was her doom

    Chorus:
    Ani, are you OK
    Are you OK
    Are you OK, Ani
    Ani, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Ani
    Ani, are you OK
    You OK
    You OK, Ani
    Ani, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Ani

    Ani, are you OK
    Will you tell us that you're OK
    This is Ben / Yoda and
    Mace Windu
    Please tell us, Ani
    when you went to her compartment
    Love didn't make you an easy target
    And as they ran back to Naboo
    and had twins
    It was their doom

    (Chorus)

    So they came unto Count Doku
    he fought dirty
    and uncooth
    A tense situation
    Pounding heartbeats
    Intimidation

    (Chorus)

    Ani, are you OK
    Will you tell us that you're OK
    There's a sign on Tatoonie
    Tuskins struck you
    Please tell us, Ani
    when She came into your compartment
    Love would make you an easy target
    Then you ran into the sand dunes
    the Tuskins then found
    It was their doom

    Ani, are you OK
    You OK
    Are you OK, Ani
    You've been hit by
    You've been struck by
    A Smooth Criminal

    As she came into the temple
    there was the sound of a crescendo
    They went to her compartment
    they made love on her carpet
    Their children would be fables
    They didn't know that he was a traitor
    They should have watched you in Part 2
    Shmi was struck down
    the Darkside becomes you

    (Chorus x 2)
     
  22. spindysfunqtion

    spindysfunqtion Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    May 18, 2002
    "Jedi Police" by Radiohead
    -Performed by Chewbaccahead

    Jedi police
    arrest this man,
    he talks in maths,
    he was special as a kid,
    it's like he's out of control.

    Jedi police
    arrest this girl,
    her Honey-bun hairdo
    is making me feel ill
    and we have crashed her party.

    This is what you get,
    this is what you get,
    this is what you get,
    when you mess with Sith.

    Jedi police
    he's given all he can,
    but it's not enough,
    he's given all he can
    but the Force is in control.

    This is what you get,
    this is what you get,
    this is what you get,
    when you mess with Sith.

    For a minute there
    he lost himself, he lost himself.
    Phew, for a minute there,
    he lost himself, he lost himself.

    For a minute there
    he lost himself, he lost himself.
    Phew, for a minute there,
    he lost himself, he lost himself.
     
  23. spindysfunqtion

    spindysfunqtion Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    May 18, 2002
    "Smells like Sith Spirit" by Nirvana
    -Performed by Naboona

    Load up on guns and bring your friends
    It's no fun to lose or to pretend
    He's over bored / too self assured
    Oh no! I know he broke his sword

    Hello, hello, hello, oh no

    He's the worse to ever be the best
    And for his gifts / he is blessed
    Our little group has always been
    but won't survive until the end

    Hello, hello, hello, how so?

    And I forget just why I hate
    Oh yeah, I guess cuz they made Shmi die
    I found her hard, she was hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

    hello, hello, hello, oh no

    With the lights out it's less dangerous
    Here we are now, some one save us
    His luck is stupid and contagious
    Here we are now, some one save us

    I go solo
    on Kamino!
    Until I'm stopped by
    Han Solo

    Yay, a denial
     
  24. Jemmiah

    Jemmiah Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Mar 5, 2000
    To the Tune of Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."

    *********

    Spring is here,
    Yes! Spring is here.
    Life is torture
    And life is fear.
    I think the spring is the loveliest time of the year.
    It?s true.
    Don?t you?
    Course you do.

    But there?s one thing that makes it complete for me,
    And makes every weekend a treat for me?

    All the world is in tune
    On this fine afternoon
    When we?re poisoning padawans in the park.
    There is no greater way
    To spend such a nice day
    When we?re poisoning padawans in the park.
    We?ll murder them all amidst laughter and merriment
    Apart from the few we take home to experiment.
    In slaughter we?re dealing
    What a wonderful feeling
    To poison a padawan in the park!

    What a lack of propriety
    In Coruscant society
    Who look down their noses at our games.
    They challenge our piety
    Our loss of sobriety
    And call us a variety
    Of unsporting names.
    But it isn?t a great stomach churner,
    To dispose of a padawan learner?

    Every night after tea
    My master and me
    Will go poisoning padawans in the park.
    And maybe we?ll do-in
    A master, or two
    As we poison the padawans in the park.
    When they see us coming
    The braid brigade will try and hide
    But they still eat Takkini chips
    That are coated with Cyanide
    It?s my one greatest pleasure
    So I spend all my leisure
    Just poisoning the padawans-
    In line with my masterplans-
    Yes, poisoning padawans in the park!


     
  25. Jemmiah

    Jemmiah Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Mar 5, 2000
    To the Tune of the Beatles "Yesterday."
    Sung by Darth Maul

    *********

    Yesterday,
    All my troubles seemed so far away,
    Now my future?s looking rather grey,
    Oh, I believe in yesterday.

    Suddenly,
    I?m not half the man I used to be.
    And there?s a Jedi standing over me.
    Oh Sith! How I want yesterday.


    Why I was too slow
    I don?t know
    I couldn?t say.
    I did something wrong
    Now I long for yesterdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    Yesterday
    Hunt the Jedi was a game to play
    Now my torso?s just been sawn away.
    Oh, I believe in yesterday?
     
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