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The Star Wars Songbook

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Calamity Jinn, Apr 12, 2002.

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  1. SiriGallia

    SiriGallia Jedi Padawan star 4

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    POISONING PADAWANS IN THE PARK??? [face_laugh] JEMMY!!! ;)

    That's sooooooooooo funny!!! Though a little...erm...sick...just what have you been reading/writing/watching/eating lately?? ;) :D
     
  2. SiriGallia

    SiriGallia Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This is a great idea! I like these things! ;)

    This is from a musical called: Newsies, I always thought this sounded like an Anakin song soooo.....

    _____________________________________________

    Padmé (to the tune of Santa Fe from Newsies)

    ~*~ Sung by Anakin Skywalker ~*~




    So that's what they call a life time.
    Master, saber, dreaming done.
    Guess that everything you heard about is true
    So you don't want this life line.
    So who said you needed one?
    You hope that there's an Angel waiting up for you?

    When I dream, on my own
    I'm alone but I ain't lonely,
    for a dreamer night's the only time of day
    When Coruscant's finally sleepin
    All my thoughts begin to stray
    And I'm on the ship that's bound for
    Padmé

    And I'm free!
    Like the wind
    Like I'm gonna live forever
    It's a feelin time can never take away
    All I need's a few more hours,
    And I'll be with her to stay
    Dreams come true
    yes they do
    With Padmé

    Where does it say I've gotta live and die without her?
    Where does it say a Jedi can't find his dream?
    Why should you only take what you're given?
    Why should you spend your whole life livin
    Trapped where there ain't no future
    Even at 19!
    Dropping your hopes for someone elses sake
    If the life don't seem to suit ya
    How bout a change of scene?
    Far from the lousy restrictions
    And the lectures in between


    Padmé
    Are you there?
    Do you swear you won't forget me?
    If I found you would you let me come and stay
    I ain't getting any younger
    And before my dyin day
    I want you
    Your my air
    Let em laugh in my face I don't care!
    Wait for me!
    I'll be there...

    So that's what they call a life time
    Ain't you glad you won't live that way?
    Ain't you glad you've got a dream called
    Padmé?
     
  3. SiriGallia

    SiriGallia Jedi Padawan star 4

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  4. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    still thinking up a remake of Albequerque, but I guess making fun of Oklahoma (again) will do!

    ~~~~~~~~~

    ALDERAAN

    (Parody of 'Oklahoma!')

    Allllderaan, where the people's hair is really weird
    And Prince Bail,
    Makes a wail
    As the Death Star comes around the moon!

    Allllderaan, everyone's running around insane
    All the priests and Rabbi
    Pray there's a Jedi
    That will save them from this dreadful day

    We know we'll get blown apart
    When the Death Star gun engines start

    So when we sayyyyyyy
    Ah! We're getting blown away!!!
    The Imps are singing,
    'Hello, Goodbye, Alderaan, Alderaan, good bye.'

    Allllllderaan where Princess Leia's run away in fear
    Her ship got caught
    But the droids were not
    And they went to the planet near

    Alllderaan, now we're just a pile of rocks
    The Death Star was here,
    How very high was the fear,
    As they got Princess Leia to talk!

    We know we'll get blown apart
    When the Death Star gun engines start

    So when we sayyyyyyy
    Ah! We're getting blown away!!!
    The Imps are singing,
    'Hello, Goodbye, Alderaan, Alderaan, good bye.'

    Alder-aan
    Alder-aan
    Alder-aan
    Alder-aan

    We know we'll get blown apart
    When the Death Star gun engines start

    So when we sayyyyyyy
    Ah! We're getting blown away!!!
    The Imps are singing,
    'Hello, Goodbye, Alderaan, Alderaan
    A-L-D-E-R-A-A-N
    Alderaan!

    Bye!

    (Ug, that sucked)
     
  5. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    boost this up!
     
  6. Sebulba2179

    Sebulba2179 Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 5, 2002
    EXAR KUN
    ("Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce)

    Well, the south side of Coruscant
    Never gets no sun
    And if you go there, you better beware
    Of a Sith named Exar Kun

    Now Exar caused some trouble
    You see, he learned from Freedon Nadd
    The Massassi ladies call him "Treetop Master"
    All the Jedi call him bad

    And it's bad, bad Exar Kun
    Baddest Sith underneath the sun
    Badder than Jabba's thugs
    And meaner than a junkyard Dug

    Now Exar, he's a Dark Lord
    And he likes his pal Ulic
    And he likes to wave his double blades
    In front of Master Vodo's stick
    He's got a dark-side holocron
    He's got the Starstorm One, too
    He's got a Sith amulet in his pocket to fit
    He's got Crado on his crew

    And it's bad, bad Exar Kun
    Baddest Sith underneath the sun
    Badder than Jabba's thugs
    And meaner than a junkyard Dug

    Well, four thousand years ago
    Exar startin' war
    And at the edge of the Outer Rim, Ulic Qel-Droma
    Kicked his butt on Yavin Four
    Well, he called on the Massassi
    But then Nomi hit the lights
    And Exar Kun learned a lesson 'bout messin'
    With a thousand Jedi Knights

    And it's bad, bad Exar Kun
    Baddest Sith underneath the sun
    Badder than Jabba's thugs
    And meaner than a junkyard Dug

    Well, the Jedi took to lightin'
    But when his drainin' was all done
    Exar looked like a jigsaw puzzle
    With a couple o' pieces gone

    And it's bad, bad Exar Kun
    Baddest Sith underneath the sun
    Badder than Jabba's thugs
    And meaner than a junkyard Dug

    (Repeat and fade)
     
  7. Jedi-Roxy

    Jedi-Roxy Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 13, 2002
    This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo funny!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    LOL, Sebulba, that was funny!
     
  9. Ty-gon Jinn

    Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Miana: FOCL on "Oklahoma"!!

    "Drops of Geonosis" (For lack of a better title)
    Parody of "Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me)" by Train

    (Piano and violin intro...)
    Now that you're here on Geonosis,
    I bet you didn't think it would be like this,
    Hey, hey, hey...
    Since your return from the stay on Naboo,
    You're lookin' love-struck, and you act it too,
    Hey, hey, hey!...

    And tell me,
    Did you sail Across the Stars?
    Did you make it to the Rishi Maze,
    To see those clones created...
    That Kamino is under-rated?
    And tell me, did my tale of Jango blow your mind?
    Was it everything you hoped that I'd find?
    And did you miss me while it was just Padme and yourself out there?

    (Repeat musical intro with drums and guitar added...)
    Now that you're back from Tatooine's expedition,
    I, too, heard Qui-gon as Tuskens fell victim,
    He-e-e-e-ey...
    And while I'm really sorry about your Mom,
    You know disobeying me was wrong,
    He-e-e-e-ey!...
    Now that you're on this awful, hellish land,
    I'm afraid that you might think of me as...
    A Plain Ol' Knight who would rather start a fight than letting you go home when you thought that that was right...

    And tell me,
    Did you sail Across the Stars?
    Did you make it to the Rishi Maze,
    When you saw that I was in danger,
    Captured by aliens who couldn't be stranger?
    And tell me, why I do I get the feeling,
    That you could be the death of me?
    And can you get past this without falling to the Dark again?

    (Musical set-up for the bridge...
    Could you imagine not winning the podrace,
    Never seeing Qui-gon's face smilin' down at you...
    Even when he could be wrong,
    Could you imagine no Naboo, saving it too, not becoming my apprentice,
    Never meeting Yoda, the Chancellor, or Padme...


    And tell me...
    Did the Force sweep you off your feet?
    Did you finally get the chance to glance at your Mom one more day,
    Then soar to the Rishi Maze?
    And tell me...
    Why are your by your thoughts betrayed?
    Was it something that the Senator said?
    And were you looking when you both found yourselves out there?
    And tell me...
    Did the Force sweep you off your feet!?
    Did you finally get the chance to glace
    At your Mom one more day?
    Then soar to the Rishi Maze...
    And tell me...
    Why are you by your thoughts betrayed?
    Was it something that the Senator said?
    And were you looking when you both found yourselves out there?

    Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...
    And did you finally get to glance at your Mom one more day?
    Na na na na na na na na na na na,
    And why are you by your thoughts betrayed... by your thoughts betrayed?
    Na na na na na na na na na na na,
    And did you miss me, while you found yourselves, out there...
     
  10. Arwen-Jade_Kenobi

    Arwen-Jade_Kenobi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Feb 9, 2002
    That was great!

    *blows up thread*
     
  11. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ty, that was awesome!!!
     
  12. Ty-gon Jinn

    Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 12, 2000
    You know, I was a little disappointed this year, because "Saturday Night Live" didn't do what it did three years ago...

    Does anyone remember when TPM came out and Jimmy Fallon did mini-parodies with his guitar on Weekend Update?

    Just after I saw AOTC, that episode came on Comedy Central, and, even though I hadn't seen it in two years, I sang along word for word as Jimmy parodied Sugar Ray...

    Every mornin' there's a line around my corner 'cause I live next to the cineplex...
    Scalper wanted like $200 for a ticket, didn't have it, so I wrote him a check...
    I really can't believe it,
    George Lucas is a genius,
    STAR WARS is back again!
    First I'm gonna see it,
    And them I'm gonna see it again...


    But did he do it this year? No...

    So, without further ado, I present the same thing...

    Another thing Jimmy Fallon did with those parodies was for the Winter Olympics, he parodied a song by Nickleback about "extreme sports," "This is how you remind me of how I'm gonna die..." And in AOTC, Obi-wan made an ironic comment about how Anakin could be the death of him...

    (Cue Nickleback Music)
    I couldn't cut it as a padawan...
    I didn't make it as your teacher learnin'...
    This is how you remind me.
    This is how you remind me of how I'm gonna die....
    This is how you remind me of how I'm gonna die...
    It's not like you to say sorry, for finding Tuskens and slaught'ring...
    And your heart...
    Is it shaking,
    As the Code you might be breaking?
    We've been wrong,
    We've been down
    To Coruscant's lower levels...
    So while to Naboo you go,
    I'll go to Kamino...
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no...
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kamino...


    Still, I really don't want to have to wait three years to see Star Wars in theaters again. I know that I have no choice in how long it takes to make episode three, but I could go see AOTC again...

    (Cue Shakira's "Wherever, Whenever...")
    Wherever, Whenever,
    I'll go alone, or we'll go together,
    I'd love to go with my friends and see "Attack of the Clones" again, now...
    Come on, now, we're goin', Back to see just one more showin'!
    I would love to stand in line to see that movie one more time...
    Le-o-le-e-e-e... le-o-le-e-e-e...


    Of course, the plot, the effects, the name "Star Wars..." that's not the only reason I went to see AOTC. I especially loved AOTC for one reason besides all that...

    (Cue Cher's "Song for the Lonely," and let the verse play about how it's not your ordinary love song, then start the chorus....)
    This is a song! For my Padme...
    Can you hear me all right?
    In the line, I was there...
    About time, didn't care...
    Had to see you that night!
    This is a song for Natalie
    Portman and me, all right...
    I watched her on TV
    A dozen times just last week...
    It's you I'd like to meet,
    Amidala my sweet!
    This is a song! For my Padme...
    Can you hear me all right?
    In the line I was there...
    About time, didn't care...
    Had to see you that night!
    This is a song! For Natalie
    Portman and me, all right...
    I watched her on TV,
    A dozen times just last week...
    It's you I'd like to meet,
    Amidala my--
    THIS IS A SONG!


    Okay, I'm done. That was stupid. Sorry. :)
     
  13. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    :) Ty, those were good, don't worry. No, the only Star Wars Saturday Night Live episode I saw was when they made fun of Nsync being in AOTC (With Harry Potter and Alf being on the Jedi Council).

    hmm... thinking, thinking... (dangerous, I know...)

    hhmm.... Give this one a spin...

    "Sword of the Jedi"
    Eye of the Tiger

    Rising up, trained as a Jedi
    Taught to fight, taught to move things
    Throughout the galaxy, I learned how to fly
    Just 2 men, my master and I

    Like so many times, the other day
    We came across a pathetic lifeform
    My master keeps it much to my dismay
    While I'm strugling to keep myself alive

    It's the sword of the Jedi
    It's made of pure light
    Slashing through almost every material
    While we're running through the jungle in the dead of the night
    We're guided by the light of the sword of the Jedi

    In Theed, out in the street
    Chopping droids, protecting the queen
    Run to the hanger, more droids we do meet
    With a slash, we make the dash inside

    It's the sword of the Jedi
    It's made of pure light
    Slashing through almost every material
    While we're running through the jungle in the dead of the night
    We're guided by the light of the sword of the Jedi

    Crashed landed, on Tatooine
    A desert of nothing but sand
    Meet the ugliest Sith we've ever seen
    Trained to kill and fight till he dies

    It's the sword of the Jedi
    It's made of pure light
    Slashing through almost every material
    While we're running through the jungle in the dead of the night
    We're guided by the light of the sword of the Jedi


    *sigh* I miss playing that song...



     
  14. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 5, 2000
    uh oh...

    SW Albequerque!!
    Take 2!
    ~~~~~~~~
    "Way back when I was just a little itty boy living in the room, down the hall, behind the kitchen, in the hut half a block down the street from Watto's junk shop... you know the place... Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was jjjjust PEACHY!

    Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of Womprat guts for breakfast. Aaaaaa...

    Big bowl of Womprat guts! Every single morning!

    It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, "Hey, Mom! What's with all the Womprat guts?"

    And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a Bantha looks at an oncoming speeder... And she leaned right down next to me, and she said...

    "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!"

    Then she ties me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force-fed me nothing but Womprat guts until I was nine and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get off that planet and travel to a magical, far away place...

    Where the sun was never shining, and the air smelled like green plants, and the beds are oh so fluffy, where the spacers and pirates don't hang around and people will gladly spare a poor kid a few credits...

    WAKA WAKA DO DO YA!

    Well, let me tell you people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true, because the very next day a man came into Watto's shop and he wanted some spare parts for his ship... Watto refused, but I knew that that man was my ticket out of there, that's right, a first class one way ticket...

    Off Taaaaaaaaaatooine!
    Taaaaaaaaaatooine!

    Oh yeah... You know, I'd never been on a real spaceship before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great... Except that I had to sit next to this extremely annoying aquatic animal who wouldn't shut up, and the younger Jedi on board kept whining the whole time, the food consisted only of nutra bars and protein drinks, and it was incredibly cold, and oh yeah, the hyperdrive had been repaired...

    And we landed on Coruscant and met a big chinned guy and some Chancellor guy, and we went to the Jedi Temple and I got tested to be a Jedi... I didn't pass... Ya know why?

    Cuz I was a bit too old,
    And my anger was way above the appropriate level.
    Cuz I was a bit too old,
    And my anger was way above the appropriate level.
    Cuz I was a bit too old,
    And my anger was way above the appropriate level.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....ha..... ha...

    So we went on back to Naboo. We flew in hyperspace for three whole days, dragging along the Queen's wardrobe, and her big old throne, and her industrial hair dryer, and her 12 pounds of makeup, and my lucky lucky autographed glow in the dark rubber ducky.

    But finally we arrived at the much alleged...

    Naboo Jungle Swamp!

    Where the mud is so yucky! And you can't even drink out of the water... Yeah right, it's not clean! Well we headed into Theed, and we fought a group of droids, and I saw Padmé kicking some but, and right as I had crawled into a spaceship like Qui-Gon had told me to do, when suddenly, the doors open. Well now, what can that be?

    I ask Artoo "What is it?"

    No answer.

    "What iiiis it?"

    There's no answer.

    "WHAT IS IT?

    He's not saying anything!

    So I mess with some keys, and I start to close the cockpit, some pilot jumps in with a flock of seagulls hair cut and only one nostril. Oh man, I hate flying duo...

    So anyway, he bursts into my ship, and he grabs my lucky ducky, and I'm like,

    "Hey! You can't take that! That Ducky's been like a ducky to me!"

    And he's like, "Tough!"

    And I'm like, "Give it!"

    And he's like, "Make me!"

    And I'm like, "'Kay..."

    So I grabbed his leg, and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ear, and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix, and he gave me a sex change, oh you better believe it... *GASP*

    And somehow in the middle of it all, Artoo began to talk. A few seconds later, I read a familiar message... And you know what it said? I'll t
     
  15. snowbee-wan kenobi

    snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 28, 2000
    Haha these are all great!

    I finally found the one parody I did a while ago! It's not done but I guess I'll post it anayway.


    Lucky by Britney Spears (NOTE: I am NOT a Britney Spears fan !) ;)

    ...This is the story about a Queen who's lucky.......
    Early Morning
    She wakes up
    As Sabe knocks on the door
    It's time for makeup
    Big hairdo
    It's you Naboo's waiting for

    CHORUS
    Isn't she lucky
    This age fourteen queen?
    And they say...
    We're so lucky
    She's our queen
    But when the Jedi flew her off to Tattoine
    We thought
    If our security is alright
    Then why do these droids come at night?

    Lost in a galaxy
    Far far away
    And only Skywalker can save the day
    And her planet's dyin'
    While here people are cryin'
    "Oh when will this blockade ever stop?"

    CHORUS REPEATS
     
  16. Arwen-Jade_Kenobi

    Arwen-Jade_Kenobi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Feb 9, 2002
    Both are highly amusing!!

     
  17. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    (Oh, and for anyone who is wonder, yes that really IS a song. Weird Al's a god of his time.)
     
  18. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    I demand a parody of "Forgot About Dre" with Palpatine as Dr. Dre and Darth Vader as Eminem!
     
  19. Ty-gon Jinn

    Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 12, 2000
    Weird Al Yankovich- an unparalleled genius in his time. :) You're right, Miana.

     
  20. Womprat_Queen

    Womprat_Queen Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 5, 2002
    Here it is. . . you now its envitable going to happen one day. .
    STARS WARS/MOULIN ROUGE FUSION
    (I personnally think this song would make a great trailor for AOTC)

    "El Tango de Anakin"
    spinoff of "El Tango de Roxanne" from Moulin rouge


    Obi-Wan:
    ANAKIN
    You don?t have to wield that red light
    Let your hate consome you
    You don?t care if it is dark or if it is light\
    ANAKIN
    You don?t have to carry on this fight
    ANAKIN
    You don?t have to give your soul to the night

    Anakin (refering to Padmé):
    Moonlight upon your face
    White hands run through your hair
    Brown eyes that pierce the skin
    It?s more than I can bare

    Obi and miscellanious jedi
    ANAKIN

    Anakin:
    Why does my my heart weep

    Obi and Jedi:
    ANAKIN

    Anakin:
    With secrets I can?t keep

    Stay now, I plead you
    Oh, how I need you
    And please, heed my when I say I love you


    Yoda?s bridge
    In a grave state of termoil, this galaxy is
    Wandering astray from the light side, you are
    In the force, a great disturbance, I sense
    The chosen one, you are. . . . great hope, you have brought
    Now. . . grows dimmer, that hope does
    Because convince you, I cannot
    To the dark side, give not your powers!

    Obi:
    ANAKIN
    You don?t have to wield that red light

    Anakin:
    Why does my heart scream
    With feelings that haunt each dream

    Obi
    You don?t have to carry on this fight
    ANAKIN
    You don?t have to give your soul to the night

    Padmé (and handmaidens):
    Why does my heart weep?

    Obi
    ANAKIN
    You must train to become a knight

    Padmé
    I must decieve you
    Yet I cannot leave you
    Please, don?t believe when I say I don?t love you

    Anakins:
    Secrets I can?t keep

    Obi, Padmé, handmaidens and Jedi:
    ANAKIN




     
  21. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Viva la Moulin!!!! :D
     
  22. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Blame Palpatine
    (To "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie)

    Mace Windu: Times have changed
    The Sith are now a scourge
    Qui-Gon's little "Chosen One's"
    Kicked off a Jedi purge!

    Yoda: Blame should we the senators?

    Obi-Wan: Or blame the galaxy?

    Bail Organa: Or should we blame that stupid clone army?

    Windu: No, blame Palpatine!

    Everyone: Blame Palpatine

    Padmé: With his girly purple robes
    And his dumb assassin probes

    Everyone: Blame Palpatine
    Blame Palpatine

    Windu: Vader's gone on full assault--

    Everyone: It's Palpatine's fault!

    Yoda: Blame me not
    For that darn kid
    Told Obi and Qui-Gon
    Not to train the creep, I did!

    Obi-Wan: And Ani once
    Was innocent and meek
    But now when I see him he tells me my powers are weak!

    Windu: Well, blame Palpatine

    Everyone: Blame Palpatine
    It seems that everything's gone wrong
    Since Palpatine came along
    Blame Palpatine
    Blame Palpatine

    Some Guy: He's just a stupid Sith Lord anyway.

    Shmi: My son could've been a Jedi or pod racer--instead
    He's stomping 'round in Melmac with a bucket on his head

    Everyone: Should we blame Kenobi?
    Should we blame the lava pit?
    Or the doctors who fused on that black helmet?

    Windu: Heck no!

    Everyone: Blame Palpatine
    Blame Palpatine

    Windu: With his fancy-pants Red Guard

    Obi-Wan: And his handshake greased with lard

    Everyone: Blame Palpatine
    Shame on Palpatine
    The Sith we must stop
    Their might we must blight
    Ol' Palpatine's reign
    Must go down the drain
    We must blame him and cause a fuss
    Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus


    LUKE'S DAD'S A SITH
    (To "Kyle's Mom's a . . ." well, you know what she is. From the South Park movie).

    [Intro]
    Luke: . . . I have to face him.
    Leia: But why?!
    Luke: He's my father.
    Leia: Your father??
    Luke: Yes--there's more. It won't be easy for you to hear it--
    Leia: Hey guys--guess what!

    [Sings] Wellllll...
    Luke's dad's a Sith
    He's a big dumb Sith
    He's the biggest Sith in the universe
    He's a stupid Sith if there ever was a Sith
    He's just like evil, only worse
    On Bespin he's a Sith
    On Yavin he's a Sith
    On Kessel and Endor he's a Sith
    On the Death Star, just to be different, he's a supergiantmegamegaseeeeaaaath
    Have you ever met my friend Luke's dad?
    He's the biggest Sith in the universe
    He's a mean 'ol Sith and he wears stupid capes
    He's a big big big big big big Sith
    Big big big big big big big big, he's a stupid Sith
    Luke's dad's a Sith and he's just a dirty Sith
    For tons of creatures all through space it might go a little bit something like this:
    (Jabba sings in Huttese)
    (Ewoks sing in Ewok)
    (R2 sings in droid)
    Have you ever met my friend Luke's dad?
    He's the biggest Sith in the universe
    He's a mean 'ol Sith and he blows up stuff
    He's a big big big big big big Sith
    Big big big big big big big Sith, he's a stupid Sith
    Luke's dad's a Sith and he's just a dirty Sith
    I really mean it
    Luke's dad, he's a big dumb freakin' Siiiiiiith
    Big old stupid Sith-face daaaaaad
    Yeah
    Chaaaa

    So, Luke . . . what was it you were going to tell me?

     
  23. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 5, 2000
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! [face_laugh]

    *Starts bowing down to Ophelia*

    Oh my gosh, that was classic!!!!!!!! Too great!!!!

    I... eh, WE demand more South Park! (I.E. "What would Brian Boitano Do?" &, if it's even possible, "Uncle Fuc*er") ;)
     
  24. Womprat_Queen

    Womprat_Queen Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Jul 5, 2002
    BRAVO!!!
    *produces a box of oreos and splits it between Orphelia and Miana Kenobi to reward their talent*
     
  25. obi-wannabe_1138

    obi-wannabe_1138 Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2002
    Emmm.... Does anyone know the song, Walking in Memphis by Marc Cohn? This is.....
    Walking on Yavin
    Sung by Kyp Durron

    Put on my Jedi robes and I boarded the shuttle,
    Touched down on the world of the Massassi blues in front of the great Temple,
    Master Luke Skywalker, won't you look down over me,
    Yeah I got me some strong Force powers and I'm as determined as a boy can be,

    Walking on Yavin,
    Levitating myself ten feet off the ground,
    Walking on Yavin,
    But am I really gonna hang around?

    Saw the ghost of Exar Kun,
    While I was hanging in my room,
    Wanted to learn some more about him,
    So I followed him to his tomb,
    Now the other trainees did not sense him,
    They just hovered 'round his grave,
    But there's a student training with the Lord of the Sith outside the Blue Leaf Cluster cave,

    Walking on Yavin....


    They got Jedi at the temple....
    They got life forms in the night,
    And won't Skywalker be glad to help you
    When you're so far from the light?
    But I'm so far from Yavin,

    Daala commands Imperials,
    Just outside the Maw Region,
    And I flew the Sun Crusher over there
    And knew what must be done,
    Do a little damage,
    And I taunted her all the way,
    She said, Tell me are you a Sith Lord, child?
    And I said, Force! I am today,

    Walking on Yavin....

    Put on my Jedi robes and I boarded the shuttle,
    Touched down on the world of the Massassi blues in front of the great Temple (times 2)
     
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