The Star Wars Theme Pub: V2.0

Look I know inflation has gone up but I can afford half a shandy and a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps ya cheap tart

Hello Stuey

You should have a hangover MCR it's just not right otherwise

 

i've never had a hangover, never.



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

Then you clearly haven't experimented / drank enough then

 

*grabs Yosh by the balls and feeds them to him while they're still attached*

Well, that's never happened before!

LOL @ DQ, it'd cost more than that madam!

Never had a hangover AoS! Ya lucky git!

 

Awfully vulgar Stuey

 

@ Lukeykins

it's how you love me baby

 

Well that's Stuey all over isn't it Luke?

 

LMFAO @ Stuey... must be his 'time of the month' or something guys

LOL @ DQ, it'd cost more than that madam!

*rolls eyes*

Good god you drive a hard bargin... 2 packets of Cheese and Onion crisps then

 

I don't want to think about anything all over Stuey Yosh

Heya Stuey, ya sexy beast

 

Well DQ i was thinking something more along the lines of £1000 to be honest, and that's for half an hour.

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lol i don't blame ya Luke!

 

I don't want to think about anything all over Stuey Yosh

 

£1000 for half an hour!!!!

... sheesh I'll just make do with your everyday clothes then

PMSL @ Luke and Stuey... I now feel sick and have just decided the mayo on my salad looks rather unappetising

 

Luke and Stuey... I now feel sick and have just decided the mayo on my salad looks rather unappetising

give it to Luke, he loves a good mouthful of sauce

 

@ DQ

Carefull, i hear Stuey likes Mayo all over his body, Simon Mayo that is.

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lol @ Stuey

 

Very quick Yosh

 

... and the award for the worst pun of the year goes to......

*fiddles with gold envelope*

YOSHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Stuey that's just disgusting

Filthy perverts the lot of you

 

Filthy perverts the lot of you

*faints at the hypocracy*

 

LOL
why you all scared of me having a colour? It makes no differnce I am just like Luke now.....actually, I'll rather not be like Luke!

MCR, you needed to drink some bruce

 

But Rambles! I love democracy, I love the JC...

 

Simon said he'd never tell!

that's it! i'm cashing in on the current 'trend' of celebrity sexual abuse

*phones The Sun*

 

You mean THE SUN?

 

we don't fear you having colours Rambles. i'm just afraid that rather than being a witty fun loving and damn sexy poster (you are my clone after all ) you'll become a goit like Luke

 

I bet it's not the first time Luke has been splashed all over the Sun

 

The great paper that has no bias and doesn't treat its readers like idiots?