THE TREEHOUSE! EVERYONE WELCOME! COME ON IN!

A poorly written wooden sign reads:

"NO GIRLS ALLOWED!"

Due to the lack of males on the boards, and the ever-threatening presence of key female leaders (ahem! Mar, Am, etc.)- I feel that we must preserve ourselves!

This is a place a manhood, belching, and MAN fics!

Lazy Boys for everyone!!

*the tree rises up and the invincible, fireproof, uncutdownable, barb-wired Treehouse is under construction!*

NOTE: Treehouse is impervious to harm, including swords, lightsabers, blasters and lanvaroks!

 

*scrambles up to the treehouse and pulls the ladder up after him*

Whew, just barely escaped!!

*looks at mob of angry women at the base of the tree*

 

It's ok- *gestures around*

We have plenty of Nerf Guns and water balloons!

But for now- want to watch Baywatch on our Ultra Big screen tv?

 

Hey, it's Super Bowl Sunday!!

Lessee, beer, chips, dip, remote, La-Z-Boy...did I forget anything?

 

*readys everything for the SUPERBOWL party, and checks the blaster cannons just in case...*

Thank the Force for this place! It has a Force shield on it too!

 

//uses binoculars to spy on what's going on


hmm...pink plaid boxers...

 

Hey, Liz! No peeking!!

 

I wanna join! I like all this, lazy boys, Supr bowl.... Though I like the chicks more...

 

Hey, I've always been considered one of the guys by most of my male friends...

*hops in Lothi's lap*

See?



Mel

 

Hm.. Don't think we missed anything...

Sure, Veng, come on in!

*another Lazy-boy appears*

Mel, you can stay, only if you can tell me the three most important rules of the treehouse....

 

*pushes Mely off* Hey!! I don't let guys sit in my lap!

Wait a minute, what did I just do? *picks Mely up*


Convince me you're worthy to stay.

 

Lothi, my dear, I can't do that in front of all these people...

*draws the curtain*

Now where were we?

 

*climbs up ladder in a commando outfit, knife in teeth*

Surrender, or be destroyed, you males!!!

 

*kicks Fruity off the ladder* Take that, sis!

 

*climbs back up with a camera, and takes a picture of all the males in their pink plaid boxers*

BLACKMAIL!!!

How much do you think these'll sell for?

 

Not much, Fruity. Who'd want to see them in boxers?

 

Someone who desperately wants to embarress them?

 

I don't have pink poka-dotted boxers! mine are blue, with sharks on them, and they're skin tight... erm... no never mind. Wonder if Mayo will come in here.

*Sticks head out window and looks around*

Wonder where ish is, too... she's such a nice gel...

 

*sigh*

Here we go again.

*stuns Veng*

 

GAH!

Well, I guess any girl who REALLY wants to see me in boxers.... [evil grin]

 

Uh, NO, Peter.

I'm selling these babies on the black market...

*grins greedily at the photos in her hand*

 

ACH!!! PAIN!!! Remember during the awards ceremony? and my troopers? I'm not chasing after Fruit cake anymore... I'm over her. thugh I'd like to see ISH!!!

 

Yes, I remember the Awards all too well. Sad.... you and your stormtroopers are so easy to defeat.

Oh, and btw, Ish left. She's on a missions trip and won't be back for about 17 months.

 

we weren't stormtroopers! that was you! we were the NR Shock troopers, the ones that were hitting on ou and all the other SMOOCH chicks?! ugh.. sh'es gone... aw... ah well. Lemme chase after you again then...

*walks over to Fruit with flowers and fruits*

 

*eats the fruit, makes a crown out of the flowers, and grins wickedly*

May I have a pepsi?