Events The Trial of Lady Belligerent and Ananta Chetan

Whispers, “AKA stalling.”

 

* Overhering whispers, nods *

 

Yes, madame prosecutor. My former padawan* some time back was tasked to break-up a skirmish in the forest between Nuts and a Sith squirrel. Upon successfully completing his mission, the dark rodent was awarded to Lady B and its Jedi counterpart given to you to keep as a pet, if memory serves.

* @ConservativeJedi321

 

*notes the shift in the Akrianian's demeanor*

Well...as per my instructions, he did personally deliver it to you. Pray tell, whom do you recall giving you the squirrel?

*snacks on a fresh baked dark side brownie*

*winks at Jedi Master Semaj across the courtroom*

 

* Whispers to @Moonspun Dragon *
Should I ask what you put in your brownies this time?

 

.... You can ask.... *nudges with her foot a case of vials further under her seat*

 

* Snickers *
Remember that time you blew up @PCCViking like that woman from HP?

 

That was fun!

 

Well, Aunt Marge is like a balloon: they're both full of hot air.

 

The former padawan and now Jedi Master that gave you the squirrel is none other than your fellow Council member, Semaj Nosrep.

Please stand, if you would, brother Jedi.

@ConservativeJedi321 (again)

 

"Seeming Nosebleed" what??

 

*Stands*

My apologize Masters, and the court. My mind occasionally gets distracted. I would confirm the facts presented, I retrieved the squirrels on Master Chetans orders, and brought them back to the temple. The light side squirrel came willingly, though the dark side one had to be subdued.

If I recall correctly shortly after arriving at the temple Master Durron assaulted the creature under the mistaken notion that it was of the dark side, before being informed otherwise.

*sits down*

 

Hmm, maybe we should put @Adalia-Durron on trial for abusing the dark side squirrel...

 

*Enters a Holographic Recording From the Jedi Enclave into the record*

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* Hears the Bailiff's datapad notification of a message and picks it up *
Huh. Reads out loud: A miniature green lightsaber was found in the storage closet with some bloody walnuts.

* Hands datapad to @Ava G. *
What do you make of this?

 

For the moment I would like my final statement to be a Thank You to @Lady Belligerent for the cookies. They were delicious.

 

~Takes the pad and goes over the message. With a few light brushes of her thumb, she accidentally navigates to an online message board the Bailiff likes visiting. Things get weird when she scrolls down and sees: ~Takes the pad and goes over the message. With a few light brushes of her thumb, she accidentally navigates to an online message board the Bailiff likes visiting. Things get weird when she scrolls down and sees: ~Takes the pad and goes over the message. With a few light brushes of her thumb, she accidentally navigates to an online message board the Bailiff likes visiting. Things get weird when she scrolls down and sees

The little green lightsaber could be an action figure accessory. Maybe a child was playing in the storage closet? A child who likes walnuts, too.

Or... a chipmunk!