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I am told this is how Darth Catus was created.

 

Easier said than done, but I will do my best.

 

My relationship with my RL sister:



Joking. She’s the one who commands Force Lightning.

In fact when she wants her voice becomes a Weirding Module (Dune).

 

Oh wow! I don’t think that’s necessarily a good thing.

 

Indeed. The positive is it made me have a strong honor towards women. I’m like.. don’t make Darth Maladi mad. XD

 

*sniffs*

This place smells too new...

I don't like it!

*smashes an urn off a pedestal*

 

Uh.. that Urn contained ashes of Emperor Insipid (@Sinrebirth)

 

No it did not, that urn has several wards on it... you think we would let his urn be so easily smashed.

 

Oh its the false urn then, like the false grails:

 

Indeed

Although those ashes... Eyes Bellorum... I mean powered sugar does need cleaning up.

 

*Claps hands*



Cat-o-matic will clean it up.

 

An urn... with a substance like powdered sugar. Ricin, anthrax or cocaine? Any volunteers to figure it out which?

 

*dusts powder from jowls.*

It was definitely not cocaine..

 

Sugar.. and spice..

Everything nice?

 

Spice? I've always wanted blue eyes!



Oh, wait. Wrong franchise.

 

The Daughter of Starkiller has been found!

 

*arrives late*

This new thread smells funny but I'm in.

 

The smell has been identified as the odor of a rude Emperor.