Fanclub ***The True Sith Empire*** The Dark Side Is In Our Blood

Oh, and Spider-Man No Way Home had an unexpected cameo:

Spoiler

Lego Palpatine

 

Who are you summoning, My Empress?

 

*shrugs*

Doesn't matter. Y'had me at big gong

Sent from the depths of the Sith Archives

 

We are. Is there something you ask of us?

 

unfortunately, my stories would be R rated and unsuitable for this site.

I can tell you all tales of ghosts though that are PG-13

 

Okay, let's hear those.

 

Here's one:

 

me: is that a TRUE ghost story? I've never heard it.
*clicks play* ...by H.P Lovecraft
me: oh. That explains that.

 

do you see me more of a:



or a





I have hundreds of true ghost stories to tell...that range from murdering ghosts to talking cats of Florida, to haunted roads and tales of sad lovers wandering on the plains...

 

Well, where’s the ghost story?

 

The Haunted Mansion is stocked with priceless first editions...only ghost stories, of course.

 

But does it have a decent cemetery?

 

It's a grave development.

 

I liked the ghost heads' interaction with Eddie Murphy's character in the movie Haunted Mansion.

 

That looks neat!