The UK FF Battle Royale

OK folks only one rule here - no flaming

Battle everyone!!!

<Throws a huge boulder at someone>

 

<ducks behind a hedge>

Gav, you fecker. You're gonna pay for that! I coulda chipped a nail!

 

*Poodu clobbers Gav in the back of the head with a log* Awwooogga!

*DAMN THE 1 MINUTE POSTING CRAP*

 

<falls over>

<Rugby tackles Poods>

 

pulls out flame thrower,

DIE YOU FECKERS DIE

 

*Blow tourches Poodu's scalp*

 

*smacks Arun around for comparing him to Rodney Trotter*

And one post per minute doesn't apply to me!

 

<Jumps into river to avoid flames>

 

It might not, CA, but this does...

<kicks CA in the ass and runs away>

 

*Poodu runs to the small watering hole* Pfffffff......*finds that the pool contains piranha and dunks Arun's head below the surface*

 

pushed poodu in with arun

 

<Jumps out with a pirhanna biting his arse>

OWCH!

<Throws a huge stone at CA>

 

Arun, Gav and Poodu scream as they run from the pool with piranha firmly attached to places no aquatic creature should ever find itself..

 

*Dodges Gav's stone, which hits Poodu in a very sensitive area.*

 

dires three swimmers with flamethrower

 

<takes a seat on a hill, watching the naked Brits running around like heathens.>

Soggy, want some popcorn?

 

*Rises out of the water in crucfix pose and begins to fire lightening out of arse

 

<grabs pirhanna qand throws it at Cass>

 

*Gav's stone dislodges the gnashing fish - Poodu sighs with relief*

 

<rolling around laffing at the boys>

Yous too scared to hit a girl?

Feck - time delay.

Catching piranha like a frizbee and running after Gav...catching him and slapping him around the face with the fish...

 

<Aims crossbow at Wormie>

 

throws grenade at wormie on hill.

about time you yanks got involved in this here war.

 

-- fascinated by the ongoing battle, sits down next to Wormie --

Thanks Wormie, don't mind if I do.

 

Nah MOT, she was probably waiting until we'd almost finished before joining...

Like the US usually does...

<runs and hides>
<with fish>

 

No way! Last time we bailed you guys out of a war, it cost too much!

<throws grenade back>