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The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 25, 2000
    <stars throwing those ninja stars at everyone>
     
  2. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    //chases CA around the battle field making gay innuendo's at him....CA begin's to cry
     
  3. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Sees Arun chasing and taunting CA

    //Sticks out foot and both of them trip in a heap


    //runs away giggling...
     
  4. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Hey, it looks like Arun's giving Ben a portion!!! [face_laugh]
     
  5. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    Booooo! Foul! Bad sporting! :(
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    //Arun runs gives CA a Pootache

    Runs off

     
  7. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Gittes steps out from behind the boulder he was hiding behind in time to see Minx take out his hologram pilot*

    Hah! Done like a kipper! Have at thee...
    *Skewers Cass, CA and Arun with a nasty looking kebab stick*

    Poods...start the fire if you will...

    *Dangles the three unfortunates over flames as a spit-roast*

    And no Wormie...not the kind you're used to....
     
  8. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jan 12, 2000
    releases toxic nerve gas
     
  9. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <one of Gavs flying stars narrowly misses Cass and lands in the wall>

    Damn... so close

    <starts thinking of ways to penetrate Gittes forcefield>
     
  10. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    (from his arse!)
     
  11. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 3, 1999
    *Poodu worries until he realises he has no nerve*
     
  12. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 21, 1999
    *catches Arun and Poodu, and ties them together in a 69 position. Calls Arun's friend Dominic to come and watch the show.*
     
  13. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    Arun's meat will make me want to go vegetarian, I suspect. ;)
     
  14. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //kicks the kebab skewer like Jean Claude does in Cyborg when he's crucified and jumps to avoid the flame...

    Ha! Gittes! You lightweight! Flame cant harm me? Wait till MOTs toxic ass-gas reaches it though...THEN yous'll be in trouble!

    //runs away and hides
     
  15. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *Poodu twists head as far as possible and notes to Aruun* I'm getting worried about Ben's strange obsession with naked men in obscene positions...*Poodu catches his James Bond stylee watch on the rope, which ignites the inbuilt acetylene torch, burning through the cords - once free chases after CA with heavy log*
     
  16. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 21, 1999
    *pushes MOT's head into a wasps's nest*
     
  17. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //strolls into thread. Ok what I miss?
     
  18. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    We all are

    //sees something whizzing past her head - one of Gav's stars

    Gav, you fecker!

    //gets her fish and slaps him with it

    //Liverpool accent

    Calm down, calm down
     
  19. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    *to poodu

    'Grattons Catalogue the mens underwear section for sure..
     
  20. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //throwing a rock at Alpha which bounces off his head

    This is whatcha missed!

    Oh...and CA's sexual preference (read above) ;)
     
  21. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 25, 2000
    <pulls out bo staff and smacks Cass with it>
     
  22. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Gittes feels it's about time to pull out the Super Sayanesque stylee*

    Right, you bunch of uphill gardeners! Prepare for me to get medieval on yo' ass (IN A NONE GAY WAY CA....STOP PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN...)

    *Launches fly kick to Arun's head. Unfortunately for Arun, Gittes is wearing grand piano's on his feet*
     
  23. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 3, 1999
    Ahh...*another of Gav's stars flashes through the air* Would someone kindly get GAV???
     
  24. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    mmm wasps

    stakes out CA, smears him with jam and leaves him for wasps, ants and savage wild bears
     
  25. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ack! dammit that hurt!


    //gives Cass a pootache


    :p
     
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