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The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    could have been an isotope of water with Tritium as opposed to Hydrogen which is radioactive
     
  2. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ack.

    //belly flops Cass


    "BELLIES GONNA GETCHA, BELLIES GONNA GET YA!!!"
     
  3. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Quickly changes pants and pulls on the loincloth of doom*

    Aha! Now you WILL die!

    *Pulls out - no not that Worm - fifteen M16's strapped together.*

    Have some gaylords!

    *Fires indiscriminately at everyone and anyone. Although does aim particularly for the Americans*
     
  4. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <punches Poods in the face with a satisfying crack sound>

    [face_plain]
     
  5. Ttocs

    Ttocs Jedi Youngling star 2

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    mmm.. chicken... i mean.. ahh crap it burns. it burns!... *throws an emp at his feet and hopes it works*
     
  6. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *Poodu recoils* Ahh...you bustard...that hurt. *Poodu kicks Gav in the nuts*
     
  7. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    You know, I'm not the only one with a dirty mind around here. ;)
     
  8. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    //Leans against tree taking it all in...

    The clouds look nice today :)
     
  9. Ttocs

    Ttocs Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *sets fire to the tree*.. sacrifices had to be made.
     
  10. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *Poodu wanders over to Arun, leaving Gav writhing in obvious agony in his wake*
    Yeah...and it's pleasantly warm too
     
  11. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    <Rolls about on the floor trying to get up>
     
  12. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    He thinks he's so cool....little does he know his butts been hanging out all day. ;)
     
  13. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Passes doobins to Poodu...jumps onto Wormie and begins to tickle her..

    submit??? SUBMIT???
     
  14. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Gets up but still has tears in his eyes>

    You're gonna pay for that one Poods
     
  15. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    Never!

    Stop! I have to pee!
     
  16. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Gittes can see the tide is turning.*

    Time for the big guns methinks.....

    *Pulls a couple of Sherman tanks - and I mean actual tanks rather than rhyming slang....although that does give me an idea... - and launches a salvo at Arun and Poods at the tree*

    Vaporise these suckers! *gives 'em the obligatory V's*
     
  17. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //squashed by Alpha's belly

    Aw man...you are SO gonna pay for that...

    //grabbing Alpha and tying him to a tree...

    //getting wax and wax paper...

    Prepared to be waxed!!! Any of you girls wanna help? CA? You wanna help?

     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Digs fingers into ribs..

    SUBMIT??
     
  19. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Jumps in top of Gittes tank and tried to break in>
     
  20. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dang! I avoid hitting a fellow Utd supporter all day and now he wants some...rightee

    *Poodu pulls out his Slazenger carbon reinforced squash racket and sweeps the incoming shells back to Gittes in his tank*
     
  21. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Those better be your fingers in my ribs, Arun. Cause if it's something else, you're a lot smaller than I thought you were. ;)
     
  22. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //leaving wax to dry...

    Poods...c'mon jump on Gittes tank and ...

    <whispering: shove rocks down the guns...>

    C'mon...

    //running

    Alpha...I'll be back to rip that wax off when its dry...

    Or if someone else wants to do it...feel free
     
  23. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Jumps off tank before the shells hit>

    Give us a smoke will you Poods?
     
  24. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Whats that smell?

    Wormie...did you pish yer knicks?
     
  25. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ACK! Anything but the waxing! NO!!!!!!!!!!


    right, I didn't wanna have to do this! I have visited this place before you all showed up.


    //pulls out detonator.



    [face_devil]
     
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