The UK Snowboard FF PUB #1: 8 pints of lager and a curry

Hi, Pat.
How many lessons have you got left?

 

Just three. But that's enough!

Tomorrow I have my english exam. That will be quite hard!!

 

Do I see a long night of learning before you tonight? Or do you have Internet at home?

 

I'm at home now!

I live two minutes away from school. But today I have three lessons where we use computers so you will hear from me!!

 

What I meant is that if you have a connection at home it can (and probably will) succesfully prevent you from learning for tomorrow.

 

Oh pardon! Yup you guys were a great help to learn english!!!

And believe I'm going to sleep very early. I'm so bloody tired. Haven't slept a lot last night!!

 

Be sure to get a good rest before every exam. Sometimes a cool and clear thinking head can provide you with solutions to problems that your knowldge alone can't master.

Oh, and probably it would be wise not to take an example of my English - it's not my mother tongue.

 

Thanks I will think of it tomorrow!

 

Here I go again. Preach, preach, preach...

Sorry about that.

 

Well here's a dilema! Do I sit here and rat arsed or write a 1500 word report on interview & selection best practice?..hmmmmmmmmm. Decisions decisions.

Oh...Barman........

 

Hello?...anyone here?....

 

Good afternoon.

This is the first time I've been able to get into this today.

 

Hi.
I was wondering when you'd show up.

 

Aye up

 

Well I was off yesterday. Had an interview in MK which was pretty scary.

And I wasn't online during the weekend ...

 

I was sat in a puddle at the weekend...I drowned my car...

 

damn....well.. i been... getting annoyed at my skool.. getting happy.. getting annoyed again cos no one's here!!?

 

I can only come in every now and then...

Poods, honey...what did ya do to your car???

 

Drove it into a puddle which went up to my arse....filled the engine with water....and I mean full....

 

Ahh my english exams are finally over!!

Now I need a beer!

*barman a hooligan please!*

 

The barman aint here, mesa afraid.

Help yerself.

 

Can I help myself too Minx? So this is where you've all been hiding on me! Only for Minx I'd never have found you lot!!!!

 

Well I was the same Fungi. Thats why I have a thread about why they didnt tell me...

I was jolly pissed off about it too...for about 5 seconds.

LOL

Sure you can help yourself...there's plenty of Pepsi Max...

 

Where's halibut???!!!???

Haven't seen seen him since a long time!

 

Hi,
Uh, why have you got an upside down pentagram on the wall?