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Discussion The Utterly Awful Completely Contemptible Please God Make The Suffering Stop Rumors Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Future Films - Spoilers Allowed' started by Darth Chiznuk , May 7, 2019.

  1. starfish

    starfish Chosen One star 5

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    Galactus vs a krayt Dragon though

    edit, I mean, as far as, terrible, horrible, no good, very bad rumors go
     
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  2. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel Socially And Emotionally Distant Mod Of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I think Galactus and the Death Star need to face off in a "winner takes all" planet destroying battle royale. First one to destroy 10 complete planets gets the turkey. Extra points for inhabited worlds. Honorable mention for finishing off a solar system.
     
  3. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The new trilogy will feature a Death Star... just so everyone bemoans the retread. Only in the final scene of the first film do we see Galactus bite into the Death Star. Trust me, when everyone sees a fleet of starfighters flying alongside Silver Surfer, Carol Danvers and the Guardians of the Galaxy, there will be peace. Marvel fans, you wanted Adam Warlock? You just never suspected you would have to wait for a Star Wars sequel.
     
  4. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel Socially And Emotionally Distant Mod Of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Btw, Marvel regaining the rights to put Silver Surfer in their films is the reason I'm alive.
     
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Star Wars Tales of the Jedi: The Norrin Radd Uprising
     
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  6. starfish

    starfish Chosen One star 5

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    I’m picturing the guardians flying in with a fleet of space whales now.
     
  7. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I want to see Poe and Quill argue over who's the better pilot. :p
     
  8. 2Cleva

    2Cleva Chosen One star 5

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    The final words of the next Jedi to be one with the Force: "Mr Stark - I don't feel so good!"
     
  9. Siphonophore

    Siphonophore Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Sounds like the plot for Death Star Race 2000. Many teams aboard their Death Stars race across the galaxy, destroying as many planets as they can along the way.
    Starring Keith Carradine and Frank Stallone.
     
  10. cerealbox

    cerealbox Force Ghost star 6

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    I want a film about a Deathstar that is given the sentience of a droid.
     
  11. The Regular Mustache

    The Regular Mustache Force Ghost star 5

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    Unicron.
     
  12. cerealbox

    cerealbox Force Ghost star 6

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    "So that's the monster's name."
     
  13. PymParticles

    PymParticles Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    WARNING: Language

     
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  14. Krueger

    Krueger Chosen One star 5

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    IG88's already been there.
     
  15. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel Socially And Emotionally Distant Mod Of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    "Have the protocol droid's mind wiped."
    "What the fff....!"

    [face_laugh]
     
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  16. FiveFireRings

    FiveFireRings Jedi Master star 4

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    My daughter and I incessantly and simultaneously quote the Auralnauts parodies, much to my other daughter's irritation. "It's baby time. It's baby time! It's baby baby time, baby time!"
     
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  17. PymParticles

    PymParticles Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I think my brother and I quote them slightly more often than the actual movies.

    “You said there’d be a bar here.”
    “...yeah, my bad.”
     
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  18. ComfortablyNunb

    ComfortablyNunb Jedi Knight star 2

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  19. Darth Nave

    Darth Nave Jedi Master star 4

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    https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kateaurthur/new-star-wars-movie-knights-of-the-old-republic
     
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  20. Darth Buzz

    Darth Buzz Jedi Master star 4

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    Can’t find myself believing Buzzfeed lol
     
  21. Tython Awakening

    Tython Awakening Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If there is a KOTOR screenplay in development, that is a smart move. FINALLY! Ancient SW is good SW.
     
  22. Krueger

    Krueger Chosen One star 5

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    Buzzfeed isn't known for their movie reporting, so I'll take a wheelbarrow of salt with that.
     
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Tonload of news sites are running with this now. I refuse to subscribe to the more clickbait feeds so it is picking up steam on slightly more "sourced" platforms.

    Probably all aiming back to that original article.
     
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  24. Tython Awakening

    Tython Awakening Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    1 clickbait article is my limit, if something is totally worth it. Then I prepare for the pop-up windows and computer fan to come on.
     
  25. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The best news is always accompanied by a warning from your antivirus software.
     
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