The Vader Monologues (humor)

Yeah, in the spinoff BlindMan, I'll be counting on it!

Poor Anakin!

Cheers_Cazza

 

Um maybe you should do one with the old senial Yoda. After all he was over 900 years old he would be a little out there great job by the way BM.

 

Laine_Snowtrekker : Thanks! Will do!

Fanficfan : Why I oughtta... Just kidding.

astroanna : Thanks!

Ascal_Elessar : Thank you!

Healer_Leona : Thank you! An epilogue is a definite possibility. Must ponder...

Jedi_Master_Cazz: Okey-doke!

Darth_Sabith : Are you psychic?


Thanks again, all!



Blind Man

 

Bravo! The perfect ending to a wonderfully addictive and hilarious series.

Man, I have so many good memories from this thread...I remember someone saying early on that we wouldn't be able to watch SW (particularly the PT, for obvious reasons) the same way ever again (primarily without laughing at every Vader scene). That statement was completely true, and I hold you, BM, personally responsible!

Great work, fabulous redemption ending. Keep up the hilarious work and let us all know when the sequel is out!

~piratedreamer

 

The highest of compliments!

Thanks! Will do!



Blind Man

 

Hahahahahahah!!! Very very funny! Most inventive too...excelelnt!! The macarena....too funny!! My spanish teacher listed that as the torturous punishment for falling asleep...so its got merit!!!

Irish

 

genious
this is absolutely hilarious
im going to join this forum from now on in my second period study hall
50 minutes of entertainment added to my day


TriscuitSolo

 

Absolutely terrifically funny ending! Wonderful story BlindMan, I can't wait for the spin off!

 

great job blindman, glad i was able to get in on the ride late comer though i was. definitely be looking for the spinoff to this. PM's would be appreciated vastly.

genius as usual on the finale, vader getting payback... didn't see it coming oddly. perfect ending though.

keep up the good work so long as you're able BM, you will be missed otherwise.

:snoopy

 

Thank you it wa brillaint

 

Thank you for writing these monologues.

 

thanks blindman its been a good few years

 

LOL Blindman, you're great. Thanks for all the years of tremendous monologues.
Oh BTW I had seen Stardust. Neat movie it's in my collection.

Now maybe ideas on another robotic/organic monologue. I don't think Grevious would be that humours.

 

I did the unthinkable.

I brought Blind Man's monologues to work - and made everyone in my office collapse from laughing when they should have been working


Thank you Blind Man for such a wonderful, hilarious, side cracking, back hurting, belly cramping ride that is incomparable. It's been a fabulous time - thanks for all the laughs!

 

What an awesome ending! I must say, I can't wait for the spin off so I can torture you...uh, I mean, read some more of your awesomely funny stories! If you have something like a PM list going, could you add me? Pretty please? I promise if you do, I won't start 99 bottles of beer again!

Seriously, This has been an awesome thread, and I can't wait for what's coming! I'll keep a look out in any case.

--later--
6669

 

I am so glad I came back to catch up on these (literally, most of the thread because it's been so long)! BlindMan, you did an outstanding job with these monologues. And I especially loved how you incorporated RotS. Awesome.

Not to mention, the last one where Anakin and Vader's positions were reversed. *grins* I'm looking forward to the spinoff! Wonderful job!

 

This is a funny story. When will you start work on your spinoff?

 

Awesome ending BM

 

OMGOODNESS! I'm screaming!!!

V: Oh, be quiet and let me sizzle in peace.

A: Did you remember to pack some Neosporin? That might help.

V: Oooh! Yeah! I've got some right--ah, hell.

A: What?

V: It's tucked into my left boot.

A: Oh, bitter, bitter irony...

I simply can't breathe. I am dying laughing. This whole story is awesome but the last post is a crowning achievement. You have done the impossible. Thank you so much!

bran

 

Bravo. I've been reading this over the years (Lost the password to my last account) and have to say this was one of the most rewarding fan-fics I've ever read. My favorites were the three TIE fighter monologues, and I also enjoyed the poke at GL (The Flannel One).

 

wow. loved it.

 

OMG those things were HILLARIOUS!!! I can't beleive I took the time to go through all 94 pages...and save each one!

 

Hey! Is there already the sequel somewhere?

 

So I come back to the boards after being gone for over a year, and the first place I stop is here. Absolutely freaking brilliant! In my absence I'd missed the last couple posts....again absolutely freaking brilliant! I so missed these...it's good to be back!