Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

have now got several extra inches of height.



Leave it to Vader to look at the bright side of that situation

Great update

 

ok... these are definitely amusing. PM me on them if you don't mind.

:snoopy

 

Hahahaha! Awesome! Can you put me on the PM list please?

 

PM me, please.

 

Ohhh man.... my sides hurt from laughing so hard..



LOL!

Definitely keep pm'ing me here.. this is great!

EDIT Grrr... I hate spelling definitely! And I managed to invent a new word! Yippee!

 

I love this. Could you add me to your PM list? Thanks!

 

This is too funny!!! Can I have PM's please?

 

This entry is great as well, thanks for the laugh!

I liked all of it, from the 'oops' to the extra inches. Nice lavabath indeed

And I checked the Secret diaries, you are right, they are delightful. So I can't wait what your next entry will be.

 

mav: Thanks!! Glad you like the ?oops? ? I feel like it adds a nice touch And wow, thanks!! A reread is a double compliment Thanks!!

Ale: I?ve never seen Robot Chicken, so I hope that?s a good thing

Connie: Thanks!! Yeah, a tad bit morbid

Daena: Thanks!! Well, of course

Connie: Well, Sad!Vader would just ruin the humor

Cazz: Not quite Thanks!! You?re added

TMJ: Oh yes, of course. The first step on the way to being feared across the galaxy

dm1:

CLP_Macja: Yeah, it wouldn?t be as funny if he caerd Nope, they don?t get on the list since they?re not Jedi.

92SE-R: Thanks!! You?re added

Kelia: Of course Thanks!!

Trimaj: Thanks!! You?re on my PM list

Ubersue: Thanks!! Of course

Darth_Bliss: Sure thing

Anduli_Vader: Thanks!! If I?m making people laugh then I?m doing what I set out to do

IsithTorin_DarkJedi: Thanks!! I?ll add you

LASOS: Thanks!! Of course

Seremela: Thanks!! Yeah, they?re amazing


Thank you all for reading!!



Entry Three

Number of Jedi killed: 56

Sent on Jedi hunt by my new master. Nothing else to do since Padme and our kid are dead (oops). Fairly easy to get them, since I know their tricks and their hideouts. Had a bit of help from some leftover clones. Think that new female model clone is eyeing me.

Am not the Emperor, though.

 

I'm guessing this will be a lot of "still not the Emperor." Keep trying, Vader! I mean, what else do you have going on?

 

Think that new female model clone is eyeing me.

X 3!!!!!

 

Am not the Emperor, though.

But doesn't he just wish he was?


Good update. Liked it.

 

I wonder who the new fem model is based on?

 

Great entry!

Think that new female model clone is eyeing me.
Great line!

Looking forward to more!

 

*snorts* nicely done nat, i enjoyed it. brief though these are, they are most definitely great.

loved the female clone line.

:snoopy

 

*s* I like the brief, almost military sound of the diary entries. Good work. Looking forward to next one.

 

Think that new female model clone is eyeing me.

Nice to see the overinflated Skywalker ego still intact

Am not the Emperor though

And he's learned so much patience as a Sith!

Great update

 

Hmm... a female clone... just waiting for an 'oops!' regarding her.

 

The "oops" just slays me.

Being eyed by a female clone


This is a hoot. Could I have PMs?

 

How did I miss this??

Please add me to the PM list.

 

Nothing else to do since Padme and our kid are dead (oops).
Think that new female model clone is eyeing me.

Am not the Emperor, though.



I especially love the last line.

 

Connie: Guess she?s attracted to power and attempted intimidation

The Musical Jedi: Yep And yeah, he doesn?t have anything else to do

Ale:

Daena: Oh, he does Thanks!!

CPL_Macja: Well . . .

mav: Thanks!! She?ll make a return

Trimaj:[/bb] Thanks!! Glad you?re enjoying

Darth_Bliss: I?d try to make some sort of connection with Anakin serving in a war, but really that?s just the way VSDs are done Thanks!!

Kelia: Oh, of course Thanks!!

92SE-R: He does seem to make a lot of mistakes

Jade_eyes: Thanks!! Glad you?re enjoying And if course

Kim: Sure thing

Ubersue: Thanks!!



Entry Four

Realized one disadvantage to new suit: must now drink through a straw.

Made it back to Coruscant, took place as Feared Dark Lord And Right Hand Of Emperor. Good title, though not as good as Emperor.

Female clone slipped me her comm number before she left. Might have to give her a call sometime.

 

Too funny!

 

oh gosh... loved the straw line! that was awesome.

and are we going to be seeing more of this female clone?

:snoopy