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Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by NYCitygurl, Jan 2, 2009.

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  1. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He sounds like House, actually, in my mind. :p Except instead of senators and pedestrians it would be patients and underlings. Or maybe underthings. That might make Vader a little more agreeable. :p
     
  2. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm surprised he had time to watch the holo! [face_laugh]


    Good update. :)
     
  3. dm1

    dm1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Busy day, and he still had time for a holo? Wow!
     
  4. joejtmb

    joejtmb Jedi Youngling

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    This is hilarious[face_laugh]
    I cant wait to see the entry after the first Deathstar gets blown up!
     
  5. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Laughing Manically. Absolute genius! If only Padmé were around, they could watch Dr Phil and work out their issues [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    Though still not Emperor, can't wait til the next one!
     
  6. KithuraVess

    KithuraVess Jedi Master star 4

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    [face_laugh] Heheh, this is great. Can I be added to the PM list?
     
  7. VaderLVR64

    VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Entry Five

    Throttled five senators, killed some pedestrians, burned down a few buildings while laughing maniacally, and caught new episode of ?General Medcenter? on the holo. All in all, very productive day.

    Though still not Emperor.


    Poor Vader, always a bridesmaid, never a bride! :p
     
  8. 92SE-R

    92SE-R Jedi Master star 3

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    [face_laugh] Short, sweet, and to the point! Awesome!

    Keep up the great work![face_laugh] =D=
     
  9. CPL_Macja

    CPL_Macja Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I have a hard time envisioning the Dark Lord of the Sith watching a soap opera! No wonder why he is not the Emperor yet.
     
  10. Ubersue

    Ubersue Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Heheh, I love how he kills a few pedestrians, just for the heck of it. Oh Vadey, you're such a lovable little sociopath!
     
  11. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Connie: [face_laugh] Except maybe for watching my Star Wars version of a soap opera :p

    earlybird-obi-wan: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Possibly a penchant for melodrama, anyway :p

    Seremela: [face_laugh] True :p I didn?t even think about that ? I just picked the first soap opera that came to mind :p And yes, he?s had a rather good day, even without being emperor :p And he?s going to have to search hard; he?s killed so many of them ;) Thanks!!

    Jade_eyes: Of course :D Well, the Galactic Senate is far larger, but seems to be just as annoying and equally unable to get anything productive done :p

    Connie: Yep :D [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    mav: It?s his guilty pleasure :p He did ;) Thanks!!

    Trimaj: [face_laugh] Well, he?s never liked senators, after all (with one notable exception) ;) Thanks!!

    Kelia: Yep ;) Thanks!!

    TMJ: [face_laugh] I?ve only watched a couple episodes of House, actually. And yeah, you?d think killing people would put Vader in a good mood ;)

    Daena: Well, he is a rather busy dark lord of the Sith, what with all the killing he has to do :p Thanks!!

    dm1: He has great time management skills :p

    joejtmb: Thanks!! It?ll be a while before we get there, though ;)

    Cazz: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    KithuraVess: Thanks!! Sure thing :)

    Kim: [face_laugh] I hadn?t thought of it that way, but yeah, pretty much :p

    92SE-R: Thanks!!

    CPL_Macja: [face_laugh] Quite possibly :p

    Ubersue: Yes he is :D



    Entry Six

    Decided to give female clone a call. Was prepared to have wild, passionate romp when remembered that the suit doesn?t allow for that. $@%$@#&%$#%*^&!!!!!!

    Went out for drinks instead. Was embarrassed about drinking ale through a straw. Female clone got disgusted and left with stormtrooper.

    Force-choked stormtrooper and female clone and felt a lot better.


     
  12. The Great No One

    The Great No One Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    *snorts* quite the first date. i'm a bit surprised a storm trooper would have the gall to steal darth vaders girl, even if she did try to get away.

    highly amusing nat. looking forward to more.

    :snoopy
     
  13. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    *snerk* Of course, the same thing probably would have happened to the female clone once the wild, passionate romp failed. :p Which also begs the question - who got cloned for the females? :eek: The mind boggles. :D

    Loved the return of the straw as well. :p
     
  14. CPL_Macja

    CPL_Macja Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    love the combination of all the running gags that we have come to love from this diary
     
  15. Seremela

    Seremela Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Decided to give female clone a call. Was prepared to have wild, passionate romp when remembered that the suit doesn?t allow for that. $@%$@#&%$#%*^&!!!!!!

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] OMG, I'm still laughing, this is sooo priceless!

    I have to admit, I did wonder about his - ahem - abilities in that regard, with the suit and all (and what's underneath it :( )

    But I'm glad his favorite passtime (killing) brought back his good mood :D [face_laugh]

    You know, NYC, I wouldn't mind an update a day at all [face_batting]


     
  16. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Vader, domestic violence will get you nowhere.;) Looks like a certain Sith Lord has a certain itch![face_mischief]

     
  17. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

    WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Chosen One star 8

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    [face_laugh]
    [face_laugh]
    Well, that date was a dud!!!
    [face_laugh]
     
  18. VaderLVR64

    VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Force-choked stormtrooper and female clone and felt a lot better.


    =D= [face_laugh]
     
  19. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This whole post had me laughing my butt off. [face_laugh]

    Decided to give female clone a call. Was prepared to have wild, passionate romp when remembered that the suit doesn?t allow for that. $@%$@#&%$#%*^&!!!!!!

    This was my favorite, though. [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    Poor Vader. I actually feel sorry for him. But just a little bit. A teeny little bit.
     
  20. dm1

    dm1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Aww, poor Vader... great people management skills, too! :p

    Soo... what's on the agenda next?
     
  21. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Chosen One star 6

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    Vader , Vader, [face_shame_on_you] killing all, what will your master tell you?

    Ah you couldn't help it. He put you in that suit with his droid doctors

    Hilarious update[face_laugh][face_laugh] Has me thinking about that last fire alert in a sauna with fully dressed fire fighters (BA including) going in.[face_laugh]
     
  22. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Poor, poor Lord Vader, not being able to have a normal date... (Loved the entry! [face_laugh] )
     
  23. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    remembered that the suit doesn?t allow for that. $@%$@#&%$#%*^&!!!!!!

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Well at least he handled her rejection calmly :p

    Great update

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
     
  24. 92SE-R

    92SE-R Jedi Master star 3

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    [[face_laugh][face_laugh]face_laugh]

    AWESOME!!!

    I think it was the drinking the ale through the straw that pushed Vader over the edge...

    *PSA* Buzzed Force killing is the same as drunk Force killing.

    Great post!
     
  25. Lady_Belligerent

    Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    [face_laugh] :_| [face_laugh]

    It's a crying shame the suit curbs his activities.:p

    Awesome stuff, Nat!=D=

     
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