The Welsh Pot Noodle Pub Thread: Fuel of Britain, isn't it.

Think this is as good as it's going to get for pub name suggestions, so I would like to thank ODJ for his suggestion.

So, who wants to have the first ever drink in our new pub, isn't it?

 

I'll have a coca cola please

An Englishman in a Welsh pub????? Whatever next

 

Hows about a severly beaten English man in a Welsh pub.

Only joking, this isn't Scotland. We're not really into that kind of thing......

We don't serve Coca Cola i'm afraid. Alls we got is Pepsi Max and Diet Lilt in the soft drink section.

Would you like a piece of toast with that Pepsi?

 

I'll have the Pepsi then

And to think I just pimped your chapter on starwars.com ...

http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jspa?threadID=191538&start=45 (Edit: Link corrected )

Ain't I good to you? All I get is abuse. Is it cos I is anglish?

I only just noticed your sig btw lololololol.

A week-long ban will fix that ...

 

I'm afraid the link doesn't seem to be working?

Your such a link tease Tim...

Just for that i'm going to give you a Pepsi Max that is stuffed full of ice.

Don't you hate it when bars and restaurants do that? A couple of cubes is fine, but some places fill the entire glass up.

And as for the sig! Dude, you need to be quicker than that.

 

jd for me or maybe a cider

 

You got any ID young man?

 

Sorry! Changed the link

 

I'll have a double vodka and orange. plzkthnx

 

Are you allowed to advertise on other websites?

Isn't that technically spamming?

BAN HIM!

Appreciate it though dude.

Looks like none of them have got the Wotto connection yet in the Wales/Star Wars game. But having Richard Marquand direct Jedi and bulding the Millennium Falcon has to be two of the biggest out there.

 

*Slides a double vodka and orange to ODJ*

Would you like a chicken pasty to go with that? I'm branching out into pub snacks.

So any suggestions for what to have on the jukebox?

Apart from the Cantina music from ANH of course.

 

We'll find out soon enough (and I just renewed my Hyperspace subscription too lol!). But technically that is the regional thread of the Starwars.com boards and it's where people chat meets and stuff. So I should be ok

 

Risking a banning for the sake of duty!

Now that's what I call an RSA!

Here, have a free packet of pork scratchings.

 

No thanks but I'll have some crisps if you have any, ready salted please.

 

03/04/86 that's 20 yers in the bank and 6 of thouse are with drink blessing of being a huntsmans son.

i'd say lordi (dragonforce) slipknot
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Uhm, is Dragonface a song or something?

Why don't I just give you a bottle of Jack and let me know if you want anything else. Like a chicken pasty perhaps.

ODJ: Here are those crisps you wanted dude. But I didn't have any ready salted, so what I did is get the salt and vinegar, and suck all the vingear off them. Hey presto! Ready salted!

I spoil you people, I really do.

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6774480477151603429&q=dragonforce

the full song is 7:25mins long

 

i am job oh and i ate a baby mmmmmmm baby the other other white meat i want my baby back baby back baby back iwant my baby back baby back baby back OHHHHHHH RIGHT IN THE MUMMY AND DADDY BUTTON i'm so sexy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy

 

Random... Totally random dude!

But I love it! Brings a chaos theory element to these boards that has been missing for quite some time.

Should keep Tim on his toes!

 

Why? Is he taller than me? I may need stilts to do my "We are not amused" stare. And yes, that is very much the royal we

He keeps singing my name, that is the worrying part ... it's too early to have a RSA stalker ...

 

It's never to early to have your own stalker dude.

It's one of the perks of the job. Hell, if i'm honest, it's one of the main reasons why I went for the position.

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And the lords of the underworld!

 

I am sure your sheep miss you, you can stop it now

 

Shouting out "Mabel" over and over again doesn't quite sounds as funny as Timmy!

The pressures of the job are starting to get to you dude!

Before long you'll be banning people for spelling "beleive" wrong.

 

*dons bandana and jungle disguise*

[Timbo]Don't push me[/Timbo]

 

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Seriously, wouldn't you chop off Tim's left arm for just a few seconds with her?

I know I would!!!

But then i'd probably chop Tim's arm off for just about any reason. I'm funny like that.