The Welshguy and Fall-on-Jin sanctuary

this is one of the greatest cases of spamming i have ever seen and i love it!

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Here i am fighting a Welsh dragon

 

I've been out and about recently, sorting things out with work and what not... though it feels good to be back.


Hmmm. These imposters of yours certainly seem to becoming more and more insane... Excellent.


Keira Knightley with her yingyangs out, eh? Interesting... Of course, my motives for wanting to watch "hole" are purely for analysis of the Acting Standards, Editing and the Directors Vision. Honest. And WelshGuy, I was wondering... have you had any more ideas for film projects? My creative side has been a little dry for the past few months, although I have Re-considered My Idea for "CCTV".


On another note (I wonder how many times i've said that...) I was planning to go see Farenheit 9/11, by Micheal Moore. I've only just started to read his book "Stupid White men", and am finding it very enjoyable. He hates George Bush as much as everyone else... and he's actually making a fairly Decent stand. But enough about politics... i think one of the main reasons people don't talk about it anymore is the fact that everyone's sick of it all... What with the Butler enquiry, the "war on Terror" etc, etc... I'm bloody sick of it.

 

Sith-Lord-Maxo: HA HA!! Brilliant. Good to see you getting the better of the dark dragon my fearless knight of lore. Your legend shall grow to oakian proportions!

All hail High Sith Lord Maxo, slayer of the dark dragon of Pethic Llwyn Owr. You fight with the soul and heart of an army my friend, such a mighty boot up the bottom of a foe such as a dragon is a wonderus thing indeed.

You are most welcome at the Triangel Table of Welshguy.

Fall-on-Jin: I've lost access to my computer for a while (until late August), so my writing has taken a slight back seat as I only get to occassionaly use my bro's computer. However, Wolf Hunt is rumbling on and i'm sure I will get around to making it one day. Something that might interest you though is another film myself and a friend are working on. We would like to make an Angel (he of Buffy) fan film, picking up where the series left off. We have both played Angel (my mate) and Spike (me) in Halloween parties begfore, so we are confident the characters would work in our fan film, even though they are played by different people. The one problem we're having is a story.

I was thinking of something along the lines of the Senior Partners hitting back at Angel and Spike for destroying the Black Thorn group by summoning a powerful demon to kill them. The movie would be a kind of race against time, dective story of Angel and Spike trying to stop the demon from being summoned. However, i'm having a little trouble putting it all together.

Any ideas and input you have would really help.

 

Potential story ideas: Welshguy thinks of something original and interesting.

Now that would be a really great work of fiction.

 

Hey, leave him alone. I think it sounds like a pretty good idea to me if done right. Just keep it small and self contained and it could be a really good movie.

I hate people like you who only come on here to bitch about people. If you havn't got anything constructive to say, then please leave.

 

Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.
Ich bein ein fish.

 

Ok, this is getting silly now. I am a fish (in German)? Somebody plese do something about that Wleshguy.

 

Mixo ...do the Mixo
He is the most happen cat in town
From the
Town of Ballarat
He really knows how to get down

 

When you do the Maxo
We'll fun time
We'll have a gay (in the non homosexual sense of the word) old time!!!!!!!!

 

Mixo..
Mixo, Mixo Yum Yum

 

Went camping on Friday night. I have not been for over 10 years. So myself and some friends decided that it might be a good idea to relive our childhoods and trek up to the local mountains. Our first problem came when we came to the path we used to take 10 years ago, it is now vastly overgrown and if I didn't know where it was, we never would have been able to find it. So our assent began, when I say assent, I mean ASSENT. We scaled up the side of a 100 foot quary in order to get to this camp site. In years past it wasn't really an issue, but with the dissapearence of the path it became bloody difficult. I decided to take the lead in the assent as whenever you watch movies, it is not the guy who goes first that falls to his death, but the guy who goes second and thinks its safe! Ha, see, watching all those movies did pay off.

So we arrived at our secluded camp site in the deapest darkest Welsh valleys. It was pretty much as I remembered it, with the exception that people had dumped and burnt out 3 cars up there (god knows how they got them up there in the first place?). As soon as we did a bit of cleaning up everything seemed fine. We pitched the tent without too much hassle and despite being eaten alive by flies we were in good spirits. We then spent most of the night collecting fire wood, getting drunk and dropping tins of beans into the fire. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to take bottled bear with me, bottled bear and no cap opener?? Luckily one of my friends has very strong teeth.

As fairly decent nights sleep followed, this was helped by the fact that nobody had been camping up there for ages and the grass was very long and over grown. This made for excellent bedding! We did become slightly worried at one stage however when during the middle of the night a strange far off voice could be heard! What was this eary spector? A mad man come to kill us in our sleep? No good teens come to set fire to our tent? The ghost of old Bill Maguire out to exact revenge on those that wronged him? The answer is no. What happened was that one of my friends rolled over on to his mobile phone in the middle of the night and dialed his father. The answer machine kicked in of course. And thats what we heard....

Come morning we all gathered around the fire and had a most civilised cup of tea, which is turned out is very hard to do. You try putting a kettle in a red hot fire, it aint easy! After our tea, we re-enacted what we used to do when we were kids. Namely, blow stuff up. Let this be a lesson to all you woodbe campers out there. Nothing has quite the explosive capibilities as a tin of Rice Pudding.

We had not just one, but TWO tins of the white stuff. We stuck them both on the fire and had a race! I was leading most of the race, but towards the end - Disaster! My tin toppled over! Was this going to be the end of my rice pudding explosion dreams? We had a quick game of rock, paper, sissors to decide who should venture near the fire and right the tin. My friend lost....

He walked towards the fire like a man heading towards his certain doom. As it turned out, he was pretty much right. At about 5 foot away from the fire, a pointy stick in had, the tin of rice pudding exploded! Myself and my other friend (all of 20 foot away) dived for cover, but friend number 3?? He was too close.

The white demon cream leaped into the air like a toad that had got his first taste of human blood! He turned to run away, but it was too late, he was too close and too slow. Hails of brutal, vicious rice shrapnal rained down on him like a lethal coat of artex, ambrosia cream reached for the sky in a Sunday afternoon desert mushroom cloud. Logs flew out of the fire due to the compresed awsome destructive power of the rice pudding, rocks were strewn in all directions, a sight not seen in Wales since the formation of the lave beds on which our great country now lays.

I looked up and survayed the scene of carnage. Previously red hot logs of wood lay strewn across the camp site, cover

 

Here is video evidence of my fight with the Welsh Dragon

[link=http://www.sickindividual.com/downloads/mixojoe01.wmv]Da Fight[/link]

Tell me what ya think

 

Dude, I thought I was messed up in the head, but that was seriously out there!

Where the hell do I start?? Giant Nija bunny rabbits? What the hell!

The special effects reminded me of 70's BBC sci-fi. Stuff like Blake 7 and Doctor Who.

Really funny though, laughed all the way through it. Liked the fact that you stuck bunny ears on the ninja bunny at the end? Strange, but odly watchable.

 

I take exception to your use of the word "Matrixism" here. Matrixism as I know it is a genuine religion/ philosophy based on the movie The Matrix. Now I know you guys have your Jedi Knight religion so I hope you will be sympathetic and respect our religon. If you are curious and want to find out what Matrixism is all about visit http://www.geocities.com/matrixism2069

 

Morpheus9: Wow, thats pretty interesting. I have nothing against the Matrix myself, and my use of the word "Matrixism" was in defence of 3 of my fave movies of all time.

I'm not to sure about taking a movie and making a religion out of it though. "The Force" or "Jedi" may have some quasi religious connections, but the vast majority of people (myself included) are just having a bit of harmless fun with it and have never taken this kind of stuff too seriously.

(Remembers the time he spent 2 hours trying to move a pencil with his mind) Ughhhh.......

I think the whole Jedi/relgion thing only recently took off because of a campaign to "stick it to the man" during the last national cencus. However, the themes and possibilities behing the thinking of the Matrix is vastly more diverse and complex than "the force" and I have always found this kind of philosphy fascinating and very interesting. However, I just hope that people take this kind of thinking at face value as a great story and do not start trying to get themselves "unplugged" in any way.

Just one point I would like to bring up about the concept of "Matrixism":-

"Acceptance of the use of psychedelics as sacrament."

In a word - Wrong. Any kind of mind altering illegal drug is not good. It seems to me that this aspect of the Matrix was highjacked by a couple of dubious people who enjoy using drugs. In the movie, the guy who offers mescaline to Neo isn't really involved with the story of the One in any real way. He was just a device to get him to go to the club so he could meet Trinity (grrrrr!).

Very interesting link though Morpheus9. Welcome to the Welsh board. I hope you hang around for a while and continue this conversation. Its nice to have some new blood here, cause Fall-on-Jin's been looking very pasty recently

 

those ears were state of the art CGI many moons ago

 

I find that hard to beleive? How many moons are we talking about here

Still, I have nothing but respect for someone who actually manages to get a movie made. No matter what quality the special effects are.

Mental note:- Must steal Sith-Lord-Maxo's idea of a giant ninja bunny rabbit.

Possible name of movie: Who nun-chucked Roger Rabbit?

 

MixoJoe 02 starred a nunchaku wielding orifice inspecting bear