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The Welshguy Memorial Pub

Discussion in 'FF:UK - Wales' started by Welshguy, Sep 24, 2005.

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  1. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Then if you have one spare, you should donate it to the Midlands. Bob Geldof is always doing something over there, trying to draw our attention to their suffering and comedy accents.

    I'll never forget the original BrumAid concert.

    Ahhh, classic stuff.
     
  2. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    I think we should start a petition to Phil, rather than have "Chapter Rep" for Welshguy, we should have "Thrustmaster VIP" in his title lmao! Now that would turn some heads ...

    I bet every sheep in your valley can attest to the power of that thrust eh? :p
     
  3. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    nah u all rigth midlands would find it hard to use
     
  4. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Welshguy: ThrustMaster General VIP.

    Now that does have a certain ring to it!

    I like your thinking TimBolton, and as for the sheep.

    They know me well enough by now to be afraid of me....

    VERY AFRAID.
     
  5. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Seems your thrustmaster actually KILLED this thread for a few days.
    That is some serious thrust power!
     
  6. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    :eek:



    [face_laugh]
     
  7. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    If I could make a list of the things that I have destroyed with my Thrusting power, it would be almost 13cm LONG!

    Now that may not sound like much, but I have very small handwritting and I might also write on the back, you just don't know.

    *Thrust* *Thrust*

    Opps!

    Better add my keyboard to that list also.
     
  8. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    Thrust as much as you want Welshguy, I just want a pint.
     
  9. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Took you a while to respond Welsh.
    Too busy thrusting things into oblivion were you?
     
  10. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    I don't think people properly appreciate how much work goes into thrusting. It's a full time job, not a part-time hobby.

    Here's your pint by the way. Sorry its half empty, but I thrusted it a little.....
     
  11. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    [face_sick]


    Ummmm...can I have a unthrusted pint please. :D
     
  12. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Here you go, your worshipfullness.

    Hope it meets with your excetiptionaly high standards!!
     
  13. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    I'll take a pint too!
    Thrusted or unthrusted, makes no odds to me bud!
     
  14. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Well if that's the case, i'll give you a Thrust Lite.

    All the taste, half the thrust.
     
  15. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Dude, all your thrusting is killing your pub.
    You are going to have to decide which is more important.
    Your pub or your thrusting?
     
  16. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Nooooo!

    Don't make me choose.

    :_|

    Can't I have a side room just for the thrusting and have the rest of the pub normal?

    Or maybe set up a thrust rota!

    Every other Wednesday is Thrust day.
     
  17. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Wouldn't it be better to make it Thursday?
    Not much Letter rearrangement to go on then. Add a 'T' move the 'R' and the 'U'.

    Know what I mean?
     
  18. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    :eek: Was it a mistake to come here?
     
  19. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    That depends Nat.
    Do you like the idea of Welshguy Thrusting your drinks?

    No offence Welshguy, but I am glad I am not ALL Welsh.
    It makes me wonder what strange thrusting habits I might have had if I was!
    ;)
     
  20. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    What do you mean by "thrust"?
     
  21. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Exactly what you think it means.
    Ask Welshguy for a demonstration!
     
  22. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    :eek: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    *Runs around screamimg*

    That's not hygenic. That's just not right!
     
  23. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    When in Wales, do as the Welsh do Nat!

    Now, let me make you a special Welshguy Memorial Pub drink.

    The Thrustmaster 5000.

    I take:

    1 part vodka.
    1 part Red Bull.
    1 part essence of lemon.
    1 part cheese and onion crips.
    1 part toilet duck.
    1 part dog hair.
    1 part car oil.
    And a knob of butter to give it a kick.

    Mix it all together, give it 5 or 6 thrusts (depending on personal preference), ferment it for 2 years, bury it in a recently deceased coffin, dig it up, have a homeless person digest it (twice) and then sprinkle liberaly with lighter fuel.

    Vola!
     
  24. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_sick] I don't like Toilet Duck. I prefer Harpic.
     
  25. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    [face_laugh]
    Awesome recipe Welshguy!
     
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