Discussion in 'FF:UK - Wales' started by Welshguy, Sep 24, 2005.
You big girl!
Does this look like a gay bar to you?
What sex was that sheep I saw you with again? Sure it wasn't an ewe
Did I say anything? I have two alter-egos, and one of them is Sadie the Cleaning Lady. I must use the best stuff going around. It's that or Domestos.
I prefer acid.
Works a treat!
Acid eats the undies I use as cloths.
Funny, I use my undies as car covers when they get old!
What does it take to get a drink around here?
how big are your pants?!?!
* ignores the "gay bar" comment *
*Goes behind bar*
Who wants a cocktails? Dark Side? Jedi Mind Trick?
I saw no gay bar comments?
And secondly if you are gonna ask me about my pants you could at least take me out for dinner and a movie first!
sorry jimbo. what you doing tomorrow night?
I'm away for five minutes and this place goes to the dogs!
Ok, a free round of ThrustMaster 5000's all round.
I spoil you people.
And put those big pants away. They're scaring the sheep.
Hello everyone from Scotland.
Any Irn Bru?
I'll pass on the ThrustMaster 5000 thanks. I don't like Toilet Duck and I'm allergic to car oil.
I think you must be mistaken?
The free drink I gave you wasn't an option.
You WILL drink it.
Even if I have to kill you first.
Well, ok, maybe not kill. But I could give you the mother of all Chinese burns.
But the drink will kill me.
But it's FREE!
You can't have it all ways you know.
Do you take VASA?
Way too much thrusting going on this pub lol!
We need to gang together to get Welshperson one of those sheep down by the barn, in the oil-lamp district
Anyways, look here - http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/sleeping_sheep.php
Try to take your eyes away from them ...
Then they'll invade us!!!
* 10 people come in with a badge with darthvader10 name on it*
*1 of them says*
Presenting Thee Lord DarthVader10
*Darthvader10 comes in*
hi people how are we all
* The 10 people leave*
walks in hi welshguy how r u
Hey there Master Sith, so where have you been recently?
Hi there to everyone else.
Drinks all round!
I'm thinking of premiering my much hyped and long awaited Thrustmaster 6000!
Hey people, any idea of the alcohol content in a pint of Jawa Juice?
I believe Jawa Juice is alcohol free.
It's more of a fruit based drink, rather than an alcoholic one.
Though I hear it makes a great mixer.
Anyone up for a round of Jawa Thrustmasters?
Do you have some sort of Pork Scratchins? um....Bantha Scratchins perhaps?