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The Welshguy Memorial Pub

Discussion in 'FF:UK - Wales' started by Welshguy, Sep 24, 2005.

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  1. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 2, 2002
    Harpic????

    You big girl!

    Does this look like a gay bar to you?
     
  2. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    Mar 14, 2003
    What sex was that sheep I saw you with again? Sure it wasn't an ewe :p
     
  3. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 28, 2000
    Did I say anything? I have two alter-egos, and one of them is Sadie the Cleaning Lady. I must use the best stuff going around. It's that or Domestos.
     
  4. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    No way!
    I prefer acid.
    Works a treat!
     
  5. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    Acid eats the undies I use as cloths.
     
  6. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Funny, I use my undies as car covers when they get old!
    [face_blush]
     
  7. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 28, 2000
    [face_worried]

    What does it take to get a drink around here?
     
  8. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 20, 2005
    how big are your pants?!?!

    * ignores the "gay bar" comment [face_mischief] *
     
  9. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 28, 2000
    *Goes behind bar*

    Who wants a cocktails? Dark Side? Jedi Mind Trick?
     
  10. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Oct 1, 2004
    I saw no gay bar comments? :confused:

    And secondly if you are gonna ask me about my pants you could at least take me out for dinner and a movie first! :p
     
  11. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ;)

    sorry jimbo. what you doing tomorrow night? [face_mischief]
     
  12. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 2, 2002
    I'm away for five minutes and this place goes to the dogs!

    Ok, a free round of ThrustMaster 5000's all round.

    I spoil you people.

    And put those big pants away. They're scaring the sheep.
     
  13. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 23, 2005
    Hello everyone from Scotland.

    Any Irn Bru?
     
  14. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 28, 2000
    I'll pass on the ThrustMaster 5000 thanks. I don't like Toilet Duck and I'm allergic to car oil.
     
  15. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    I think you must be mistaken?

    The free drink I gave you wasn't an option.

    You WILL drink it.

    Even if I have to kill you first. [face_skull]

    Well, ok, maybe not kill. But I could give you the mother of all Chinese burns.
     
  16. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    But the drink will kill me.
     
  17. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    But it's FREE!

    You can't have it all ways you know.
     
  18. Jedi_Nat

    Jedi_Nat Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 28, 2000
    Do you take VASA?
     
  19. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    Way too much thrusting going on this pub lol!

    We need to gang together to get Welshperson one of those sheep down by the barn, in the oil-lamp district ;) :p

    Anyways, look here - http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/sleeping_sheep.php

    Try to take your eyes away from them ...

    Then they'll invade us!!!

    http://www.funsilly.com/free-online-games/sheepinv.html
     
  20. DarthVader10

    DarthVader10 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 30, 2005
    * 10 people come in with a badge with darthvader10 name on it*

    *1 of them says*

    Presenting Thee Lord DarthVader10

    *Darthvader10 comes in*

    hi people how are we all

    * The 10 people leave*
     
  21. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Dec 14, 2003
    walks in hi welshguy how r u
     
  22. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Hey there Master Sith, so where have you been recently?

    Hi there to everyone else.

    Drinks all round!

    I'm thinking of premiering my much hyped and long awaited Thrustmaster 6000!
     
  23. Kinch

    Kinch Jedi Youngling

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    May 13, 2005
    Hey people, any idea of the alcohol content in a pint of Jawa Juice?
     
  24. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    I believe Jawa Juice is alcohol free.

    It's more of a fruit based drink, rather than an alcoholic one.

    Though I hear it makes a great mixer.

    Anyone up for a round of Jawa Thrustmasters?
     
  25. Kinch

    Kinch Jedi Youngling

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    May 13, 2005
    Do you have some sort of Pork Scratchins? um....Bantha Scratchins perhaps?
     
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