The Welshguy Memorial Pub

what my eternal soul never will u have it i migth want a drink but not that bad

 

Give in to temptation Master_Sith!

Take the drink and sign your soul away to me.

Go on, you know you want to.

 

no i dont at lest not for one drink maybe a life time of drinks then yes i would but not for one drink

 

You drive a hard bargin Master_Sith.

How about one drink and a packet of pork scratchings?

 

hhhmmm let me thing how about half a life time of beer and half a life time of pork scratchings

 

Ok someone beer me please!!!

 

here u go no idea were welsh has gone

 

Thanks dear.

 

so what brings u here 2nigth my lady

 

Sorry, I was just watching Clerks. I've never seen it before and it has a really good rep, so I thought i'd get hold of a copy.

Really good film, I enjoyed it.

Some of the acting was a little supspect in places, but overall I thought it was really good.



So who wanted a beer? Oh yeah, Miss Maly. Here you go, try not to spil any, i've just had the carpet cleaned.

Master_Sith: Ok, it's a deal. Though I should tell you that you only have 3 months of free beer and pork scratchings left, seeing as the "half a life" thing started when you were born.

You are now welcome to do a little math and figure out when your going to pop it.

 

hey hey i goes till i die or no deal and Clerks is a good flim i enjoyed when i saw it

 

Carpet in a Pub!?!


*shrugs*


*Drinks beer*


Can I have another Welshy.... Please.

 

hey can i have a pint been out looking for a job man i had forgot how hard it was to get a job

 

Isn't it a little early for a drink Maleifcant? I think you might have a problem you know.

But hey, who am I to dictate how people live their lives. If you want a drink, then you shall have a drink!

Enjoy. And yes, we do have a carpet in here. This is a high class establishment don't you know.


Master_Sith: I know, it's a pain in the arse to try and get a job. I've been applying for other jobs to get out of the one i'm in now, but I don't know what i'm doing wrong. I just don't seem to get anywhere with them?

 

Keep the noise down, I have a hangover....

 

i know what u mean i apply for a job witch is 10 mins walk from my house think good chance off getting it being so close not a word make me down hearted but i must keep trying there is allways town and xmas near part times jobs sould pop up


on a good note my mother and father unit are think of buying a 30ft boat so we can go sailing to like down up and places could be a trip of a live time

 

Ohhh, get you! Dude, seriously, if your parents get a boat you gotta pick the name!

My vote would go to "The Falcon" or something along those lines.


Maleifcant: *gives her another drink, along with a contact number for AA*

So are you a happy drunk or a violent drunk?Or maybe a bit of both, a person who beats people up while telling a joke.

 

lol i Wish but they now what they will call it if they buy it

my dad is going to call it aferd my mum name Carole

but i think jolly rodger sound better or the the falcon

 

Awhh, dude. You can't let your father do that!

Call it "Nerf Hurder" or "TK-421" at least.

 

hhhmmmm Nerf Hurder how about the midlander hurder or midlander killer

 

Neither, I'm a lovin' drunk. I love to hug and kiss people when I've been drinking, sometimes it leads to good things, sometimes it doesn't....

 

oh will have to get u drunk one nigth and see were it goes
lol

 

Here Maleifcant, have a bottle of vodka!

On me!

Meh, it's worth a try.

 

back off welshe

 

Hey, there are certain fringe benefits to being in charge around here you know.

There better bloody be, or i've just wasted 3 years of my life.