Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

50th post!

 

51st post. Bultar was this permanent paint?

 

No, LK. What would be the fun if we can't cover you in paint over and over? Okay... maybe a little of it is...



*Makes fire rain down on PRENN* You are in SO much trouble.

 

Geez every time I check back here, this thread has grown by like 20 posts.

 

uh oh... in his defence he wasn't ever told...

 

he should have read page 1. Never go into a thread eithout reading page 1

 

*enters at the head of a procession of Ewoks. In a solemn ceremony, the sacred Stuffed Ewok is put in its place of honor next to the Cloaks of Janson. The Ewoks all toss off ther cloaks and join in the madness*

4 years. Four long years of silliness and absurdity. Wes would be rpoud. Wedge would be shaking his head. Senior NR commanders would be mortified. Hobbie would be indifferent, unless we offered food.

Glad to have you back, Boss.

 

i didn't see that on page one myself. and i read it pretty thorougly.

*watches the procession* hey lank.

 

The procession may be fun, but if you aren't one of them then you get ripped apart nearly literally.

 

I didn't read all of page one, not even all of the first post... I also have not read the TOS

 

Wait, somebody hurt the Ewoks?! Imposter, get over here. We shall deal with him, in the ways set down by Wedge. Paint! Bring me paint! Smelly stuff! And something to render him nude! On second thought, partially nude.

 

first of Lieutenant Ketch is my favorite character. Second it was Master Preen who hurt them.

 

It's Kettch, not Ketch. And you forgot, he's a Captain now. By order of me. So you're an imposter. And I know, you're going to assist me in his punishment. *prepares a vat with the paint and smelly fluid*

 

Oh dear me I mispelled his name. I don't care. And considering Preen's punishment, I think we should super glue his hands to his face.

 

That m'(boy/girl?) is a wonderful idear. Bring him here! First into the vat. Then the super glue will come out. Muahahahah Hey, Swan, old buddy, ole docking bay mate, ole Bantha mate, want to join in on the festivities?

I can't believe I actually remember the Prancing Bantha. And NJ's Docking Bay.

 

The answer to that captain is boy.

Come on Swan. We must make Master_Preen pay for hurting the ewoks.

 

Good. Now here's the plan, we can use Swan's natural attractiveness to lure him in. And then boom! A trap door drops him into the vat. Then a giant claw drops down and pulls him out. You then rub up, spread the super glue onto his hands, and press them to his head. Then the claw lets him go. And we let the Ewoks loose on him. Did I forget to mention that there will be Ewok food in the vat? Because there will be.


Oh and if anybody has actually read the TOS, I will be shocked. Even I only read one word.

 

I put a post in the social thread for any ideas for punishment. If you see any suggestions that you see... fit for Preen. Add to your plan as necessary. I wish to see Preen suffer for his crimes.

 

Social thread? I am happy with our punishment.

 

Yes but the worse the punsihment the less likely Preen will be to harm another ewok.

 

But there is such a thing as to far. Now, how do you think Wes would handle it? He wouldn't kill him, or horribly maim him.

 

Actually my brother Ewok Jedi ( my real brother) said we should exile him to Endor.

 

Better idear, Kashyyk. See what he does to giant Ewoks.

 

Add blast him off in an escape pod to kashyyk in a trandoshen suit and a couple of wookie pelts to your plan.

 

No, we don't want him killed or maimed. At least physically.