there is a god!

A Wookie

 

*sighs loudly*

Allright. I think it is time for heavy therapy...

*hits Yosh in the head with a sledgehammer*

Now what do you see?

 

Stars...lots of stars...and...a forest moon....

 

*hits Yosh again*

And now?

 

Well.....kind of a pitch blackness.

//Passes out.....

 

Oops...

Well... at least you're not thinking about Ewoks!

 

//Is dreaming of giant Ewoks, running free..through the hills of Sweden....

 

Aaahhhhh!!!

Oh no, now *I* imagine those pesky creatures running around here... [face_shocked]

The horror... the horror...

 

They are coming for you Enji!

 

*hides behind the sofa*

They're after me... I can feel them... I bet they're right outside my door now...

*hugs a pillow*

I'm scared... give me a hug. Someone?

 

//Opens door, and hundreds of Ewoks plunge in looking for Enji...

 

How the hell did this thread get from Strip clubs to Ewoks... sheesh you people have sick minds... Freud would have a field day with you guys

As for you Yosh you just yearn for hairy things really don't you

 

*gives Enji a big hug... Dressed in a Wookie costume*

And god is dead, didn't you hear? Though Nietzsche is too, which make sme wonder what kind fo discussions those two are having right now.

 

Yes Nic, i certainly do!! lol

 

i see jabba writhing in his own drool in that inkblot, i guess that makes me normal?

 

you know what i see in that ink blot? i see a sexually aroused jabba, writhing in his own drool!

 

Your a sick man Mullins, seek help at once!!

 

I don't think even I can help him...

 

Hmmm i don't think anyone can help him now, he's to far gone

 

Yep. Maybe it would be best ease his pain.

*polishes a large knife*

(And this has nothing to do that I really need a victim to sacrifice to Odin so he will aid me in my search for a job... oh no, don't think THAT... )

 

Hmmmm not had a decent sacrifice round these ere parts for quite a while, so by all means, go ahead!!

Sorry Mullins, but it's for your own good.

 

sacrifice me? lil ol lovableme? (

 

Yep.

*closes in on boba with the large knife raised*

Oh great and mighty Allfader! Will you take this sacrifice to help Enji get a job, oh you wisest of the wise, oh Odin One-One!

*jumps boba*

 

waaaaaaaahh! leave me alone! i promise not to mention jabba again in that context! now, an aroused twi'lek, thats different! ooooh, lemme stroke those lekku!

 

Hmmm... well, finding twi'leks attractive is rather normal, I think. Maybe I shouldn't sacrifice him...

What do you think?