there's a bomb in this thread!

dave you'd also have to ban yourself for a million years, which would be awkward.

 

crap. we died.

 

No. You died. I respawned in San Francisco. It's one of the nation's 32 respawn hubs.

 

well this time you died.

 

Lock?

 

i dunno we could try it again but make it if no one posts for 33 minutes the cylons will attack. that should get everyone's blood boiling.

 

Cylons?

 

At least in this thread, as should have happened in the actual series, the Cylons actually won.

 

I slept through this entire thread, which is the only thing that saved my life because I surely would have posted in it.

I'm going to erect a memorial for you guys.

IN MEMORIAM:
TOM
DUENDE
ANDREW
MRZAPS
JAPES
TUNES
WOCKY
DAVE
LUIGI

 

r.i.p. us.

 

Really?

A "face_rose"? Do you know how much I hate those? I was just coming to thank ASO for not doing anything so demeaning. I could throw you out of a window right now.

 

whoa man, whoa. i'll have you know that i am dead. have a little respect.

 

i'll see you in hell, tom.

 

is that where we are now?

 

sure looks that way.

 

where did we go wrong?

 

we didn't go wrong, that's just where everybody ends up!

 

oh, phew!

 

yeah, we're gonna be okay! oh, look over there! satan!

 

Wait. San Francisco is hell?

 

My memorial better feature a tacky statue or caricature of myself smoking or holding a bottle of Jack.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

At least I died among legends. That should give me some credibility.

 

I'm sorry to hear you all died. Really I am.

If I could have one wish come true, it would be that perhaps one of you had survived. Maybe two. But that would be it.

 

which two