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Census There's a giant wasp in here. What should I do?

Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Oct 21, 2015.

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There's a giant wasp in here. What should I do?

  1. Cry

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  2. Hide

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Cry and hide

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  4. Beg the wasp for mercy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Surgically separate myself from my computer and go to some other room (painful)

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  6. Write a death poem and wait for the wasp to kill me

    9 vote(s)
    50.0%
  7. Ask the JCC for advice

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%
  8. Force someone else to kill it

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  1. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    There is no "Kill it myself" option for a reason. I'm not touching that thing.
     
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  2. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    Befriend it.

    Edit: Just realized there's a poll (thanks Tapatalk). Death poem for sure.
     
  3. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    just let it be. wasps are cool. they just wanna buzz around and mate with flowers. eventually they die.
     
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  4. Debo

    Debo Force Ghost star 6

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    Sep 27, 2001
    Catch it in a glass, throw it outside. Woman up.
     
  5. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    move!
     
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  6. jabberwalkie

    jabberwalkie Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 2, 2014
    There is no option for Wasp Spray. Seriously, invest in some.
     
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  7. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 11, 2004
    Do the right American thing. Stand your ground and shoot it.

    In before Ender. :p
     
  8. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    oh but if you have pets you should remove it. a dog we had when i was little always snapped after bugs. when she got a wasp her cheek got all swollen and stuff. looked funny as hell but would have killed her if it had stung her down in the throat.

    dogs are stupid tho
     
  9. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    Dec 18, 2012
    Ha, ha. Death poem. Become one with the wasp.

    Seriously, do not agitate it. Ignore it and let it buzz off.
     
  10. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
  11. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 11, 2004
  12. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  13. jabberwalkie

    jabberwalkie Jedi Master star 4

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    When you say 'giant', do you mean if it had a saddle you could ride it giant or just like larger than average but killable with a flip flop giant?
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Throw the pancake back.
     
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  17. Sauntaero

    Sauntaero Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 9, 2003
    Ghostbusters!
     
  18. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Feb 15, 2004
  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Well, if that is accurate it appears to be special needs. It should be easy to fool.
     
  21. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Open a window and herd it outside.
     
  22. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Chosen One star 6

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    Jul 11, 2003
    Does it like Star Wars?
     
  23. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    Apr 5, 2004
    Just make sure it's not a parasitic wasp, because it could lay eggs on you and then the babies would burrow into your skin and eat you from the inside.
     
  24. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Ophelia, under attack by Protestants. OH THE HUMANITY.
     
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  25. Agent M

    Agent M Jedi Padawan star 2

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    May 13, 2015
    just run for your life