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things that can be improved by adding Hitler

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Jedi_Reject_Jesse, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Hitler ice cream

    Pralines and Hitler, it's full of Nutzies
     
  2. Ostrich_Stapler

    Ostrich_Stapler Jedi Master star 5

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  3. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Family Guy
    [image=http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/a/ac/Christian_Slater.jpg]
     
  4. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How much Hitler are we adding? Just a dash or a dollop? Or a pallet?

    Amazing.
     
  5. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    2/3 Cup
     
  6. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Woodchippers.

    Israeli Defense Force live fire exercises.

    Stalin's grave.

    Indiana Jones films.

    Thermonuclear explosions, at ground zero.
     
  7. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    So, an episode about how the Nazis were aliens, how Hitler used his telepathy to brainwash Germany and the Allies unknowlingly defeated an alien invasion? Yeah sure, I'd watch that.

    :p
     
  8. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [image=http://www.tankzone.co.uk/images/3r/601.jpg]

    Hitler: The Action Figure, because your Captain America figure needs something to smack around.
     
  9. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    A touch of Hitler, a pinch of Stalin, a hint of Pol Pot.

    On pistachio ice cream.

     
  10. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Chosen One star 7

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    Zombie movies. Proof: Hard Rock Zombies

    He's already in one of these.
     
  11. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A touch of Hitler, a pinch of Stalin, a hint of Pol Pot.

    Poor Napoleon is always left out.

    Amazing.
     
  12. Vengance1003

    Vengance1003 Jedi Knight star 5

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  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The mech suit at the end of Wolfenstein 3D.
     
  14. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Yes, and now a twisted lemon zest of Napoleon on an martini to conquer an Empire....

    This Empire is yours.

    I salute you...

     
  15. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Hitlertinis?
     
  16. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Only in 1/4 of them. That's not enough. The Crystal Skull could have been improved with Hitler in it.
     
  17. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Yeah, but how would you explain his cyanide suicide, and staying alive over a decade into the cold war?

    Oh wait, he's an alien in this scenario, isn't he?
     
  18. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Mmmmm, Despot Noodle

    [image=http://www.thehaddock.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Despot-Noodles1.jpg]
     
  19. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nah. Instead of opening the film with a sequence where Indy rides out an atomic bomb in a fridge, you have him and whats-her-face the Russian fencer both descending into Hitler's bunker after the Speer of Destiny or something in 1945. You introduce your Russian villain for the rest of the film, you get something slightly less stupid as an opening sequence, and you have Indy punch Hitler in the face at some point. It's pure win.
     
  20. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost star 5

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    Awesome mistake.
     
  21. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Hitler, North Dakota.
     
  22. Count_Drabbu

    Count_Drabbu Jedi Knight star 2

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    S Amican Ife (if you scramble him up a bit first)
     
  23. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It happens.
     
  24. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    "Let's see that again!"

     
  25. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I didn't get that until Everton quoted it.