things that can't be improved by adding glitter

Walrusman.

 

Of course I have... I chose to address it with you. I kind of hoped for a more thought provoking / entertaining response, though.

Try again.

 

Pumas.

Also, mountain lions.

Additionally, cougars.

 

i think you have to remove your ass, set it down on the floor or a nearby table, and only then make the effort to quote. i could be completely wrong on this, though.

 

I thought it may have something to do with a microphone, an orifice, and possibly some bleeding... dunno.

I bet it would all look pretty amazing covered in glitter.

 

The name Gary.

 

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Boobies.

 

If that makes the poop glitter, I'm not sure if that would be an improvement.

 

cristobel sandwiches, of course it would be an improvement!

 

You don't think sparkly poop would be an improvement?

 

I am going to swallow a bunch of glitter and find out.

 

be sure to take pix, mort!

 

I think it's one of those things that has to be experienced first hand to be absolutely certain or not.

 

Try swallowing some tassles too. It will look like you ate and digested a stripper.

 

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The 80's...

 

I misread the title of this thread as "Things that can't be improved by adding Hitler."

 

A U.S. Navy Mark 45 nuclear torpedo.