*cracks knuckles* HOKAY! After consultation with Bri and Mav on what should be appropriate for this topic, I've decided to go ahead and start a chat about sharing your most utterly improbable, off-the-wall, nutty, never-in-a-million-years, ridonkulous, I-don't-even fic ideas and plot bunnies that you may have once-upon-a-time considered writing and are either SO glad you didn't, or are embarrassed that you did (and have done your best to bury the evidence ). HOWEVER...to keep this thread within the TOS and on track, here are some very important ground rules: This is NOT a resource thread to ask for help writing stories that you actually DO intend to keep working on and/or complete. This discussion is only meant for truly abandoned plots that will never be finished. What this IS is a place to talk about the weird and wonky ideas that have hit you upside the head at some point and made you think, "...Should I? Ehhh, nah." (It's okay to bring up stories that you've technically begun but have never posted and will not post.) To clarify some more, no discussing pieces that you're currently working on or fics that you've managed to post somewhere to any length. IF anyone does suddenly decide that one of these plots should or will be written out for posting, announce it to the thread and discussion on that particular idea will end. Asking to be tagged or notified about a bunny adoption is fine. PMs can be used if you want to continue talking about that story or want input on working it out. Please, no fic pimping! Do not post any excerpts here or links to fics in this forum or on any other website. And please, no bunny thefts without permission! If you just feel totally inspired by something here, ask the original poster if they're willing to share and take it away from the thread. Again, to summarize, this is just a thread for "releasing crazy plot bunnies back into the wild" to roam free, where they can never traumatize readers. On a personal note, I'm sure the majority of these will be silly and crack-y, but that doesn't mean serious, non-funny bad ideas can't be brought up either. (My own actually isn't funny at all, although it may be unintentionally hilarious just from sheer stupidity.) With that said, let's please refrain from discussing bunnies that would be impossible because of elements that would outright violate the TOS, such as extreme graphic violence, adult content, etc. I know, Captain Obvious, but I'm just stating it as a formality; I'm sure everyone understands that. Briannakin and mavjade, let me know if I've forgotten anything and I'll add it up here. Alright, enough of that, and proceed with the cathartic insanity!