This thread must stay on page 1.

Or else.

Because this thread is little more than a haven for spam, it is being locked.

 

You don't scare me.

 

umm ok

 

OR ELSE WHAT?

 

You don't want to know. Just keep this thread on page 1 and all will be well.

 

or else... he'll keep posting on it himself just to keep it on page 1 ? lol

 

I say we call his bluff.

 

I don't appreciate the attitude. This is serious.

 

Yup

 

Why isn't this thread locked yet?

 

Or else Pizza will send out for you? ?

 

Because you haven't complained to a mod about it yet.

 

Bring it on Uruk, bring it on.

 

Don't start with the scorning again, Spike.

 

do you know the probably of that happening it's just mind boggleing

 

This has been done before.

And I, for one, won't stand for it.

Ooops.


?Eaglet

(This post has been done before. And I, for one, won't stand for it. Ooops.)

 

Or else it will be on a page of lower prominence than 1, of course.


EDIT:
I'm really tempted to make a parody thread, "This thread must stay on page 2." The body text would be "Oh, damn."
It would also probably include the following text:


Rick McCallum loves you!

 

This wouldn't be scorning, it would be an oldfashioned ass kicking like grandma used to make.

 

Let's go for two.

 

You know if you get this to be a sticky thread there wont be any problems.

 

Ummmm...

U the Demon from Lord Of The Rings?

 

True but what would the point of posting in it be if you it didn't need your help to stay on page 1?

 

Who?

 

Go Uruk! Do it for Australia son!

E_S

 

This thread reminds me of a prism, a prism reflecting the surrounding lights so as to create a harmonious continuom of rainbows.