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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Moka, Jan 7, 2004.

  1. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    ha-what??!? Whoever gave you that H*R coaster must be pretty cool!
     
  2. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    yeah. they're totally awesome. they might want to watch their mailbox to see if they get an alaskan beer coaster soon.

    ok, here's a fun viking fact:

    they enjoyed lopping off their enemies' heads, ripping away the flesh, boiling the skull, and using it as a beer mug. If you wanted to bond with a fellow viking forever, you had to drip some of your blood into his skull mug and then he would do the same in your skull mug. Special eh?

    Also, according to viking law, whatever you said while drunk was legally binding.
     
  3. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I have a skull mug. I made it out of my first intern. I use it for my coffee. It adds a little bit of a nutty flavor.
     
  4. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Master star 4

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    who was your first intern?
     
  5. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Skull-less Joe
     
  6. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So I want to make this webcomic, Supafat. I have a lot of ideas to put into this, but I can't set aside the time to get together with my very special artist and get things going. The artist is awesome and I am failing. What can I do about this? How good is cloning technology getting nowadays?
     
  7. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Master star 4

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    it's getting pretty good...i mean they were able to successfully clone Ewan McGreggor and Scarlett Johannson....
     
  8. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah, but Ewan's clone didn't talk with a scottish accent, so obiously the technology is not perfect.
     
  9. Darth_Tofu

    Darth_Tofu Jedi Master star 4

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    I think I could find a use for that accent-less Ewan... if you want...
     
  10. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think he's make a fine dancer, say in a Riverdance type setting, right next to Michael Flatly. It would be called..."Sith Lord of the Dance" and would include a considerable amount of lightsaber action mixed in to the mesmerizing tap, tap, tapping of Flatley's feet of flames.
     
  11. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Gerson is my hero.
     
  12. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Hero is my Gerson.
     
  13. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Gerson is my Game Master

    MASTER...MASTER!
     
  14. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I eat a lot.
     
  15. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Only when it comes to ice cream and other delicious sweet delights.
     
  16. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And my homemade smoked meats and bbq sauce. If I ever open a restaraunt I'll probably eat all the profits.
     
  17. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'll eat all the food, you can have the profits... yuck!
     
  18. GersonSith

    GersonSith Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I want to be famous, but not too famous...
     
  19. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    I want to be rich... and you can't be too rich.
     
  20. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I want to be happy, and you can't be too happy either
     
  21. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Have you heard the story of the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He lived happily ever after.
     
  22. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    At least until the money ran out. Then he lost the houses, he lost the cars, he lost the trophy wife and six bimbos on the side. And finally he pressed the cool blued steel of his stolen .357 to his temple, and BANG, he couldn't even commit suicide because the discount bullets he'd purchased from little Nico on the corner were duds. So he hung out in front of Home depot for the next 12 years looking for day work, then wrote a book about his memoirs in which he embellished a little too much and was reamed on national TV by Oprah. The End.
     
  23. Jankarakk

    Jankarakk Jedi Master star 4

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    *starts music*

    Guess who's back
    Back again
    Janky's back
    Tell a friend

    Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back


    /end slim shady parody

    yay i'm back...i got to sleep in my own bed last night it was nice.
     
  24. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    ... no one cares.


    HA!
     
  25. Moka

    Moka Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Heeeyyyyyy! That's not nice, I care Janky. And Thanks for the Magnolias with all the bomb frostings!