TO EPISODEIO III ANETREPSE TA PANTA!AKOUO SXOLIA!

Yeah,Greece sux in these matters.

 

Erotisi: Se pia xora mporeis na agoraseis olokliro to karpouzi kai oxi fetes?

anavei tsigaro, travaei mia tzoura, pinei mia goulia frapemilk Elladara MA/\AKA! Elladara!

Kai esi paraponiesai gia ena prama pou den to grafei oute to Nitro...



Sovara tora, as eimaste efxaristimenoi me to Foskolo kai as afisoume ta alla

 

To Empire to exw dei kai stin Athina se polla periptera pou fernoun ksena periodika kai sto kentro kai stin Kifissia. Search for it!

 

Uhm... guys, I believe that you are more right than you know, but in any case I think a little thorough search will do the trick!(Try your nearest newsstand)The force is strong with those who trust their feelings...

 

^ Nai, mia fora enas peripteras mou 'kane paratirisi pou kathomouna kai ksefilliza miso lepto ena Empire me afierwma to Star Wars. Alla to chrewne ta kerata tou o palio#@%!0^&$! Tin nychta tou ekapsa me gazaki to periptero, ton ekana topi sto ksilo, tou viasa tin gynaika, edesa stin gata tou ena pyrotechnima kai tin amolisa kai voutiksa to periodiko!

 

The deeds of a Sith these are.Careful you must be my padawan!(I mean you could have just used the force to get the damn thing, right?)

 

H egw den blepw kala i kapoios hackare to account tou gianakin: File mou, se blepw sxedon apogoiteymeno apo to ROTS i kanw lathos? Egw apo tin alli eimai TRELA ENTHOUSIASMENOS! Epatha tin plaka mou! H kopela mou mou ekleise 2 fores to stoma (Jedi purge & kideia tis Padme ston Naboo) kai zitima einai an ekleisa ta matia mou estw kai gia 1 deyterolepto! Ithela na aporofisw kathe eikona aytou tou epous.

Symfwnw oti i tainia eprepe na einai liiiigo megalyteri se diarkeia, mono kai mono gia na parei perissotero xrono i skini opou o Anakin peftei stin Dark Side kai na itan ligo megalytero to Duel. 12 lepta, "uninterrupted" kai kala. Kai min elpizete se kommenes skines, gia perissotero Duel. Ta eipe o McCallum se interview: Politikoi dialogoi kai katholou action scenes.


Kati droids pou milousan san aderfes, pou petagotan deksia kai aristera se akatalliles stigmes (Duel), to xasimo xronou na blepoume ton R2 na "pyrobolaei" to Buzz Droid panw sto skafos tou Anakin, kai to adeksio pesimo tou Palpatine otan tou kanei Force Push o Yoda, the mporousan na leipoun...

 

Oxi vevaia,Kris!Epoikodomitiki kritiki,pou ontos eftase ligo psila.I tainia spernei k tin exo dei 3 fores k akolouthoun alles 5!Apla 3 simeia pou me xalasan(giati opos exo propei,den exo prvlm na po ta sfalmata OLON ton tainion SW).
To RotS gamise k edeire,einai apistefti tainia k ksanaleo i monadiki SW tainia ever pou oi dialogoi/story mou aresan to idio me tis maxes!

 

Pame na ga@*#oume to forum pali, me ateleiwta post typou Iliada? ...

Exw na pw toso polla gia to ROTS, opws kai polloi alloi fantazomai, pou nomizw tha skasw. Alla exoume kairo na ta syzitisoume ola, akoma kai scene-by-scene kritiki mporei na ginei.

 

Dostou!

 

^ Ela Kris, kane tin archi kai synechizoume emeis. SCENE-BY-SCENE. Tha to g@^^!-!$0u^^E!

 

Safws proth kai kaliteri skhnh gia sizitish einai h skhnh opou kovodai kai ta dio heria tou Dooku.

Kala then pwnese katholou?
Otan ekopse to ena heri tou Windu o Anakin o Windu ekane les kai tou ekopsan ta arx...ia.

 

Giati oxi, as dokimasoume me oti thymomaste kai osoi exoun katebasei kammia bootleg ekdosi apo to internet, as checkaroun pou kai pou, na enimerwnoun kai tous ypoloipous.


Den brizoume, kanoume eleythera kritiki se oti den mas aresei kai apofasizoume apo koinou gia to an tha pame stin epomeni skini.

Twra to thema einai oti o Malak ksekinise me tin skini tou thanatou tou Dooku. Egw elega na to paroume apo tin arxi. Ti lete?

 

Figame!Loipon,apo tin arxi mexri ekei pou emfanizetai o Dooku,ok?

 

Gia deite edo!

 

Em, bebaia, na min bgalei kai liga "psila" o Lucas? Epese eksw pantws pou elege oti to ROTS tha bgalei ta ligotera. Tha kanei kali poreia, estw kai an den ftasei 1 disekkatomyrio eisprakseis.


Grafw review kai epanerxomai!

 

^ Pame gia tin machi tou Coruscant prwta e Kris?

 

Loipon, ksekiname me tin arxiki maxi tou Coruscant. San diarkeia, einai mallon mikroteri ap? oti mas eixane taksei oi diaforoi ?spoilerades?. Alla texnikws einai apsogi.


H eisagwgi me ta ?tympana tou polemou? einai koryfaia. Anti na blepoume to Star Destroyer na perna panw apo tin othoni, to blepoume na perna arga, san na kanei peripolia. Meta emfanizontai ta skafi tou Anakin kai tou Obi-Wan. Paratirisi: Petane sxedon apolyta sygxronismena, deixnontas pws exoun polemisei mazi etsi polles fores, exontas mathei o enas to styl tou allou. O Anakin kanei merikes foberes manouvres, deixnontas ? epitelous! ? tin klasi tou san pilotos. O Obi-Wan einai eksisou kalos, alla protima tin ousia apo to theama.

Oi ithopoiies fainontai beltiwmenes: Oi dialogoi einai poly fysikoi (paratiriste ton Obi-Wan na leei ston R4 ?no, no, nothing fancy?), o Anakin den fainetai kwlopaido, alla panta skeftetai ton Obi-Wan kai i fwni tou einai iremi, I fwni enos empeirou Jedi. Einai ligo reckless otan pyrobolaei ta Buzz Droids panw sto skafos tou Obi, alla telos kalo, ola kala.

Ta Buzz Droids moiazoun na bgikan apo kapoia tainia ?Matrix?. Mia enstasi exw mono: Giati den ta diwxnoun o Anakin & o Obi-Wan me tin Force? Afiste pou spatalite xronos stous ?irwismous? tou R2, opou ?xtypaei? 3 fores to Buzz Droid. Mia kai kali tha eftane, pisteuw.

H maxi den einai kati spoudaio telika. Einai texnologika entypwsiaki, alla den deixnei poly Clonetroopers na polemane me Starfighter Droids, alla kalws i kakws, estiazei panw stouw 2 Jedi. Gi?ayto lew oti i maxi einai kommeni, den yparxei arketi drasi, ektos apo to gegonos oti prepei oi irwes mas na ftasoun sto "Invisible Hand". Afiste pou oi ?fwnes? twn droids einai gia to ^$@#, les kai ta pilotaroun Ewoks I kati antistoixo. To kako synexizetai kai me ta alla droids, epanw sto skafos tou Grievous, opou ola milane san @$%#*. Den ftaiei o Lucas, o Ben Burtt ftaiei. An einai na kaneis droids pou na polemane, kan?ta apeilitika, amilita. Oute ta Starfigher, outa ta Super Battle Droids eixane fwni sta EpI & II?

Sto skafos tou Grievous, xanoume pali xrono me ton R2. Mia poly kali stigmi omws einai otan o Obi-Wan ton kalei ston communicator kai ta S.Battle Droids ton akoune kai o R2 prepei na kryftei. Alla ta droids pou poulane tsambouka den mou aresane.Episis mou fanike pws gia ena toso simantiko skafos, me toso simantikous epibates kai omiro, tha frouroutan kalytera. Anyway?

O mikros dialogos tou Anakin kai tou Obi-Wan (- I sense Count Dooku / - I sense a trap. / - So, what do we do? / - Spring the trap!) einai KORYFH!



Ayta apo mena. Osoi epithymoun ,as grapsoun panw se ayto to diastima: Arxi maxis Coruscant ws ti stigmi pou oi Jedi mpainoun sto asanser. Molis doume oti den yparxoun alla sxolia, proxwrame.

 

Sumfwnw oti stin maxi tou Coruscant fagane polu wra na deixnoun ta droids na trwne to skafos tou Obi-Wan kai tha borousame na exoume ligo pio polu drasi alla vlepoume tin sxesi Anakin kai Obi-Wan apo to prwto lepto kai poso teleia einai stin arxi tou ergou pou einai simadiko.

H skini me ton R2 kai ton Obi-Wan na ton kalei einai mia apo tis klasikes comikes tou Star Wars, eixe polu gelio emena mou arese para polu, opws kai to oti o R2 dieluse kai ekapse ta 2 droids, deixnei oti den masaei afou etsi kai alliws einai autos pou swzei tous Hroes kathe fora, tou aksize na kanei kai kati pio drastiko.
Kai to skafos tou Grievous den froureitai kala giati apla to exei sxediasei o Palpatine me ton Dooku gia na tous vroun oi 2 Jedi.

 

^ Symphwnw apolytws, kai echw na pw oti oloi gelasane me tis prwtes skines. Thelame den thelame, eichan plaka. Kai egw goustara pou tin eichane grammeni tin machi kai itan olo backdrop gia ton Anakin kai ton Obi-Wan. Perimena kati se styl Endor, alla afto pou eida itan poly pio prwtotypo. I machi tou Endor itan apeirws kalyteri san machi, kathws tou Coruscant den itan machi, alla character development gia tous dyo prwtagwnistes. Fovera plana kathws tous akolouthoume, eniwtha pws imoun ekei. Ta realistika effe kai oi PLANARES tou Lucas me eihan afisei me kati stagones salia na stazoun ap' to stoma mou kathilwmeno stin stasi tou typou: "Orthanoichto, deigma ekpliksis-deous-"WOW, KAI GAMW!!!". Oi fwnes twn droids itan dysaresti ekplixi stin archi gia mena, apomythopoiisan teleiws ta droids, alla otan to synithisa gelaga. Poly kalo comic relief, 100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 % kalytero apo tis sachlabouchles tou Jar-Jar sto Ep. I. Kai itan ondws epitides adeio to skafos afou to prama itan olo trap gia ton Dooku kai ton Grievous (ypothetw kai gi' afton, an kai den doulepse telika) pou tous eiche stisei o Palpatine. Genikws, FOVERO, APISTEFTA PLANA, GELIO ME COMIC RELIEF POIOTITOS, APISTEFTO WIT STO PAIKSIMO MAC GREGOR KAI CHRISTENSEN (mechri ki o CHRISTENSEN ksipnise re!), EFFARES, TROMERA GAG, mia foveri archi gia to III.

 

Loipon, ksekiname me tin arxiki maxi tou Coruscant. San diarkeia, einai mallon mikroteri ap’ oti mas eixane taksei oi diaforoi “spoilerades”. Alla texnikws einai apsogi.

Nai,ena apo ta kaka pou exo lisaksei na leo.Polli kopsimo re gmt.Elpizo panta se ena extended DVD.


H eisagwgi me ta “tympana tou polemou” einai koryfaia. Anti na blepoume to Star Destroyer na perna panw apo tin othoni, to blepoume na perna arga, san na kanei peripolia. Meta emfanizontai ta skafi tou Anakin kai tou Obi-Wan. Paratirisi: Petane sxedon apolyta sygxronismena, deixnontas pws exoun polemisei mazi etsi polles fores, exontas mathei o enas to styl tou allou. O Anakin kanei merikes foberes manouvres, deixnontas – epitelous! – tin klasi tou san pilotos. O Obi-Wan einai eksisou kalos, alla protima tin ousia apo to theama.

Simfono apolita.

Oi ithopoiies fainontai beltiwmenes: Oi dialogoi einai poly fysikoi (paratiriste ton Obi-Wan na leei ston R4 “no, no, nothing fancy”), o Anakin den fainetai kwlopaido, alla panta skeftetai ton Obi-Wan kai i fwni tou einai iremi, I fwni enos empeirou Jedi. Einai ligo reckless otan pyrobolaei ta Buzz Droids panw sto skafos tou Obi, alla telos kalo, ola kala.

Simfono apolita,ola eginan skopima k polla denoun me to Eo2.Tora vlepoume giati o Anakin itan toso spas****s tote.

Ta Buzz Droids moiazoun na bgikan apo kapoia tainia “Matrix”. Mia enstasi exw mono: Giati den ta diwxnoun o Anakin & o Obi-Wan me tin Force? Afiste pou spatalite xronos stous “irwismous” tou R2, opou “xtypaei” 3 fores to Buzz Droid. Mia kai kali tha eftane, pisteuw.

Ontos,alla den me peirakse k poli.Ontos,stis alles 2 astoxes voles toy R2 tha ithela na evlepa geniki Space Battle.

H maxi den einai kati spoudaio telika. Einai texnologika entypwsiaki, alla den deixnei poly Clonetroopers na polemane me Starfighter Droids, alla kalws i kakws, estiazei panw stouw 2 Jedi. Gi’ayto lew oti i maxi einai kommeni, den yparxei arketi drasi, ektos apo to gegonos oti prepei oi irwes mas na ftasoun sto "Invisible Hand".

An to pareis apo oti den edeikse oli tin maxi,simfono.Alla mono k mono apo plana,dialogous ktl tin exei patisei kato tou Ep6 kata ti gnomi mou.Apo kei kai pera,to ksanaleo: DVD.


Afiste pou oi “fwnes” twn droids einai gia to ^$@#, les kai ta pilotaroun Ewoks I kati antistoixo. To kako synexizetai kai me ta alla droids, epanw sto skafos tou Grievous, opou ola milane san @$%#*. Den ftaiei o Lucas, o Ben Burtt ftaiei. An einai na kaneis droids pou na polemane, kan’ta apeilitika, amilita. Oute ta Starfigher, outa ta Super Battle Droids eixane fwni sta EpI & II…

A,emena mou arese!Itan kati apo to paidiko SW apo to Ep4 pou kserame.Den me peirakse!

Sto skafos tou Grievous, xanoume pali xrono me ton R2. Mia poly kali stigmi omws einai otan o Obi-Wan ton kalei ston communicator kai ta S.Battle Droids ton akoune kai o R2 prepei na kryftei. Alla ta droids pou poulane tsambouka den mou aresane.Episis mou fanike pws gia ena toso simantiko skafos, me toso simantikous epibates kai omiro, tha frouroutan kalytera. Anyway…

Kala,i skini pou kaiei o R2 ta droids einai OLA TA LEFTA!De sou arese?Classic SW!Ego eimoun k teleios arnitika prokateilimmenos apenanti stis skines me ton R2 apo afta pou diavaza,alla o tipas itan teleios kafros!Oso gia ti frourisi,sto vivlio Labyrinth of Evil o Sids elege ston Dooku na afisei tous Jedi na erthoun gia na monomaxisoun me ton Dooku,opote,na i apantisi sou.

O mikros dialogos tou Anakin kai tou Obi-Wan (- I sense Count Dooku / - I sense a trap. / - So, what do we do? / - Spring the trap!) einai KORYFH!

Simfono!


Kai egw goustara pou tin eichane grammeni tin machi kai itan olo backdrop gia ton Anakin kai ton Obi-Wan. Perimena kati se styl Endor, alla afto pou eida itan poly pio prwtotypo.

Simfono apolita.

I machi tou Endor itan apeirws kalyteri san machi, kathws tou Coruscant den itan machi,

 

Pame stin skini apo ekei pou mpainoun sto Asanser eos tin arxi tis maxis me ton Dooku?Perimeno confirmation na ksekiniso.

 

^ GO GO GO!!!

 

Ep! Emena me ksexasate!

Genika i oli skini itan ti kali! I moni enstasi pou exo einai i diarkeia.
Opos eipe o giannakin: Nai,ena apo ta kaka pou exo lisaksei na leo.Polli kopsimo re gmt.Elpizo panta se ena extended DVD.

Ligo o R2 to parakane, alla antexetai.




YG: Lete na vgei special edition kai edo?

 

@Obi_One: XALARA!
Pame tora sto 2o kommati!

Apo ti skini pou mpainoun sto asanser,to humor sinexizetai,vlepoume ena mikro deigma tou Anakin na min akouei ton daskalo tou k na einai oligon ti anipomonos akoma,anoigontas mia tripa sto tavani tou elevator.Apo kei k pera exoume ti skini me ton R2 na kaei ta Super Droids k tin oli asteia fasi me ton Obi Wan mexri na erthei sta isa tou o elevator.Ola kala,apo drasi tpt to apistefto(apla i skini pou dialane OLA ta droids mesa sto asanser itan para poli kali k humoristiki sinama) kai afto pou leei o Anakin ston Ben "Oxi asteia me vides gia ton R2" mas deixnei oti exoun mia poli kali sxesi.Poli xalarotiki skini mexri edo,poli kalos antipodas gia ta ipoloipa pou tha akolouthisoun.Genika kalo dialleima apo ti xontri drasi.