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Amph TOP GUN 2 (now with 100% more jon hamm)

Discussion in 'Community' started by heels1785 , Jun 1, 2018.

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  1. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    GET UP OFF THOSE SAGGY KNEES, AMERICA.

    TIME TO RESPECT OUR FLAG, LOVE OUR MILITARY, AND GET DOWN TO SOME KENNY LOGGINS!

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    ITT we discuss and debate whether the sequel to the greatest single artistic creation in the history of humankind will be:

    a) awesome
    b) kickass
    c) [face_flag]

    Our Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump, the supremely chiseled and infallible Commander in Chief of the greatest fighting force in the world, will be featured in the sequel's topless volleyball scene wearing his white diarrhea shorts. It's been rumored that all theaters in the state of Arizona have already sold out, years in advance, due to the patronage of one great bearded man in a red hat.

    The film is Top Gun: Maverick, slated for release in 2019. But they probably haven't even started filming, so it's probably four or five years away. It's got Tom Cruise in it, and he's probably going to be fighting renegade drones. So basically the horrific movie Stealth from 2005 with Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel, but repackaged patriotically.

    Discuss.
     
    heels1785 , Jun 1, 2018
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  2. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Oh, is Top Gun the 80's film you've seen?
     
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  3. Sith_Sensei__Prime

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  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    2 Volleyball 2 Planes
     
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  5. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Open season on heelsy from post #2? Would expect no less.

    And yeah, it's the one.
     
    heels1785 , Jun 1, 2018
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  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I just hope they skip the tacked-on heterosexual romance this time, it got in the way of what was otherwise the most perfect gay movie ever made.
     
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  7. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I imagine it will be a lot like Rocky Balboa. Charlie will have died. A mourning Maverick will be rustling the sheets with her younger sister, or daughter, or whoever that lady was in Rocky Balboa.
     
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  8. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 6

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    Well, you know Top Gun is filled with seaman with a reasonable amount of shore leave.

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    Sith_Sensei__Prime, Jun 1, 2018
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  9. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    @Outsourced - I am in need of your services, good sir.

    Please replace Hollywood, or Wolfman, or whoever that is in the gif above with the face of Donald J. Trump. And post. You can also have Margaery Tyrell popping out of his underarm, or something. Get creative.
     
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  10. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 6

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    @heels1785 hint to the name of the character.
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    Probably why we get this gratuitous scene. SHIRTLESS GOOSE!!!
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  11. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Is that Wolfman? I think that's Wolfman. Whoever it is, Maverick's telling him he stinks.

    True story, Wolfman actor was actually dating Charlie during the shooting of Top Gun.
     
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  12. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 6

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    It's Slider. Ice Man and Slider.
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  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    In a just world it'd be Iceman on the rebound.

    Er, Val Kilmer probably needs to get back into shape for that to still be the just world, I suppose.
     
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    Much like all those bandwagons you keep hopping on and off of.
     
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  18. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Excuse you, I was a Goonies fan before it was cool! Hipster Goonies!
     
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  19. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    dp stop derailing my thread and go back to the sewers
     
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  20. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Top Gun 2 soundtrack needs at least one Kenny Loggins song, one The Righteous Brothers song, and one Berlin song or I boycott.
     
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    This idea makes me sad, therefore I cannot post the Top Gun high five gif.
     
    CT-867-5309, Jun 1, 2018
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  22. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    tony there is nothing more perfect that the top gun soundtrack, other than the top gun film itself.

    cheap trick mighty wings
    kenny loggins EVERYTHING
    loverboy (not to be confused with motherboy) some song about maverick and charlie
    the lady who died when a picture frame fell on her head has a good song too, i forget her name

    i could go on and on

    edit - teena marie is the one who met her end due to head trauma from a picture frame. rip @};-
     
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    A little bird told me @Sarge is in the movie and he saves the universe.
     
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    Sarge = Flash Gordon confirmed.
     
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