Tournament! You Know You've Been on the Forums Too Long When... *** Winners Announced ***

Just to warn teh n00bs not to get sucked in:

You almost title your essay "Teh Indomitable Teddy Roosevelt"

You try to work "[face_tongue]" into a RL conversation.

You post non-stop for four hours and don't even realize you haven't had breakfast.

And the game is on!

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There's a tournament inside. You can find all information on [link=http://boards.theforce.net/welcome_new_users/b10181/28407127/p7]page 7[/link] (25ppp) - or jump in and do what the others do: Voting! :D

 

When you've only been here for four days yet spend more time here than is healthy.

When you know most of the people on the WNU boards by their avatar and siggie.

When you try to use a jedi mindtrick in real life.

 

When every other sentence you say is about your 'internet friends'.

 

Yay! I'm not the only one!

You know the entire acronym of Trika's Super Sweet Empire of Cool Doughnuts and Camels/Pillow-Fighting Evil Empire of Cool Doughnuts and Camels, But Don't Tell Anyone That - otherwise known as SSEoCDaC/PFEEoCDaC,BDTAT

Every time you type a bracket it's always followed by face_. . .

 

Oh, thank God, I'm not the only one!

 

When you use JC markup codes for faces in IM

When you don't consider it strange for someone to have a Padawan/Master (s Ghent)

When you check your PMs more often than your email

When you feel like an oldbie even though you're a newbie

When you edit your post in this thread nine times because you keep coming up with new things to add...

When pillow fights suddenly take on a whole new meaning:
- When you consider it normal for there to be camels & guns in a pillow fight
- When you like to *whack* people (*whacks Ghent* )
- When a "pillow fight" between people can easily become a "pillow war" between governments

 

when it occupies most of your free time

 

When you're supposed to be doing CAD/CNC work but you find another more interesting way to entertain yourself!

Hello, Master! =]

 

QFT

...when real life things happen and the first thing you think about is how you can start a thread about it in the JCC

 

..When you have the kids complaining in the back ground that they are hungry and you keep saying I will make something in a Minute...

 

Awesome Nerdy Statements Pertaining to the Use of the JC
... when your real life friends are starting to feel threatened by your online friends.
... when you feel that any issue in real life should be solved by way of a virtual pillow fight.
... when you talk about the JC when asked what you did that day.
... when the JC is always open in a browser in the background while you do your regular school work.
... when ninety percent of the images on your hard drive come from the JC.
... when you have multiple folders on your hard drive to organize images from the JC.

Awesome Nerdy Statements Pertaining to the Length of the Use of the JC
... when your online WNU friends PM you about forum history and you can answer every single question without flinching.
... when your online WNU friends PM you about forum history and you can return a thread about the topic without flinching.
... when your online WNU friends PM you about forum history and all of those threads are bookmarked in your browser.
... when your online WNU friends PM you about forum history and you've personally posted in the majority of those bookmarked threads.

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When the date under your username causes jaws to drop & people to pass out
When the date under your username is in the 90s

 

Well, to add to that...

... when the particular username of note is not your first username.
... when your sockpuppets are celebrating their eight-year anniversaries on the JC.

 

Oh my stars, I'm going to be seeing Trika in ever shadow now! Where are they?

... When you log onto the computer "just to look at my email" and find youself on here.

 

You say "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk." in RL.

 

When you find yourself explaining what a sock is to your older brother.

 

... when you use the [face... codes even in your mails and such.

... when your birthday is celebreate online more than in rl.

... when you believe that emoticons are a normal way to stop each sentence.

... when you spurn all other emoticions that do not look like the ones here.

... when you start to call the users you know in rl by the usernames instead of their real names.

 

QFT. All other emoticons really are inferior and need to be shot on sight.

 

...when you answer your kids with short answers to have them leave you alone while on the boards

 

. . .You use MUCs when you're writing notes to yourself.

 

....when you start thinking about what everyone is saying on the boards while you are driving to work....

 

When you start talking about somthing your master had said and have people look at you like you're crazy.

When you refer to yourself as a padawan/master/sith/jedi/sock..

When you spend your time thinking up reasons why you've been on the forums to long.

 

We all spend to much time here when we know that a master is not into some nasty type of scene!

I love being on the forums way to much I get along with everyone here!

 

When you start thinking about who the Teh Mole might be in math class.