Us & Them

lets do a Spaced. you know mike who invaded France on his own in a tank he stole. but this time we wont stop at disney land paris.
Lets invade paris then everyone will be happy. either that or uprise against the trianical two - tony blair and G bush

 

Damn it!!!!



Everyone else got to the Aussies first.



Ok where now?

 

australia is a big place though, all may not be lost. how about here?


my 1,00th post

 

This is why I like you Dave, your found another way to get me to the Aussies.

 

Oooooo, an invasion!


runs off to arm self heavily

 

wendy, don`t forget to pack the everclear!!

 

Ok time to check my list:

Handcuffs - CHECK
Everclear - CHECK

 

Stand fast!

Before we "embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven", there is an insurgent among us. Lacking originality and shame, Jedi Jimbo has STOLEN the secret plans for us to invade those damn dirty kangaroo humpers! Therefore, it is our moral obligation to kick the crap out of him for being a weenie. After we have smited the infidel, we shall proceed with the subjugation of a lesser fan force.

Until that time, commence with "Operation: Kick Jimbo in the groin with steel toe boots".

Have at em' and make us proud!!

You may fire (PM's) when ready.

 

loads shotgun & proceeds in hunting Jimbo

 

jimbo`s after some australian poon-tang!!

 

Jimbo how could you!?!

That's it, no chicks in corsets until you bring me a few Aussie man slaves.

 

I didn't know you were planning an attack!
No one tells me anything!
I guess I should have read the Midlands message board before invading!
Sorry guys, but surely there is enough Australia for everyone!!

*This message was brought to you from a top secret location*

And these rumours of me going into hiding are unfounded.

 

SPlitter!

 

I haven't heard that for years!!


It still hurts!

 

I bet youre with the Judean peoples front !

 

I thought he was with the popular Judean people front either that or the peoples front of Judea.



I forget

 

**** OFF!! He's over there ...

 

Sorry guys for Jedi_Jimbo spoiling your invasion. It was all my fault! I thought the WA forum (my hometown) was a bit on the dead side and needed livening up. If it helps, only WA has been invaded and the rest of Australia is untouched.

PS - I won't tell anyone, as I have been made an honouary Brit!

 

*Awaits for Joe to say when it's time to invade*


*Paces*


*Looks at Jimbo*


Still no corsets for you!!



*Goes back to pacing*

 

Who knew you could be so cruel Wendy!!!!

*Sits in corner and shakes from corset withdrawl*

 

Didn't anyone tell you that all women were evil!?!



Give it some time, I can't stay away from corsets forever I guess. *sigh*

 

equips with DL-44 and DC-11.
thermal detoners and A-bomb.
And that thing the Vong used to pull down the Moon on Chewie.

im ready!

 

Men may think they hold all the power in the world but really we women do... in our closets

 

I would agree with that, totally! Put a woman in the right outfit and there's nothing a guy wouldn't do for her!

 

Hmmmm methinks I may need to do some serious research into this possibility