[WAFFLE] Topic 3,000: Come Get Yer Waffles!!!

Darth Vader: Alert all commands. Calculate every possible waffle along their last known trajectory.

 

Luke: I understand. R2. Fire up the waffles.

 

AWWWWW MANNN!!! But I wanted to go to Tosche Station to pick up some waffles!

 

You can waste time with your waffles later...now get to it!

 

Soon the waffles will be crushed, and young Skywalker will be one of us!

 

Better waffles here, den in da core!

 

those are awesome.


Your lack of waffles... disturbs me.

 

someone should find out how many chambers are on a waffle



front and back


just wonderin'

 

Depends on the size, shape, brand, and iron.

Belgian waffles have larger chambers, and are thicker. Most "standard" waffles are fairly shallow, and have smaller chambers.

 

Dude, where's my waffle?
Where's your waffle, dude?
DUDE...where's my waffle???
Where's your waffle, dude?
DUDE! Where's my waffle?!?!?
Where's your waffle, dude?

 

They ride single file, to hide their waffles...

 

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the waffles...

 

OOONK!!! OOORNNK!!! UUURRNKK!!!

(Tusken for "WAFFLES!!!")

 

A Starship Troopers moment...

"The only good waffle, is a dead waffle."

 

Anybody else watch Indiana Jones tonight?

"Waffles! Why'd it have to be waffles?!"

 

Waffle Boy: Do not try and bend the waffle. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Waffle Boy: There is no waffle.
Neo: There is no waffle?
Waffle Boy: Then you will see that it is not the waffle that bends, it is only yourself.

 

Amidala: Thank you, Ambassador, but my place is here with my waffles.

 

My all time favorite...but it's not as good as PANTS...

Threepio: Not my waffles! Artoo, help! Quickly, Artoo. Oh! Ohhh! You beast!

 

LOL...Rachel's making waffles. All this talk of waffles made her want...waffles.

 

ooh man oh man, p-josh you have TOO much time on your hands.

 

For some reason, I get told that a lot. LOL.

TK-421, why aren't you at your waffle?

 

Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Waffles Who Can't Read Good."

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach waffles to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

 

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my waffle: prepare to die.

 

Buttercup: Farm boy... fetch me that waffle.
Westley: As you wish.

 

G'bye boys! Have fun stormin' the waffle!