WAR!

*sidessteps the enraged idiot, trips her and smashe's the half pool cue into the back of her skull*

 

No, and I don't intend to start now!!

 

WTF?!? I go away for 20 minutes and the war goes to hell!

 

Grabs a hockey stick and starts taking out tea-sipping FFUKers

 

look, darthbabe and i held them for a while...now she's dead, and this freak just wasted some rare blood type from my head! what are you gonna do about it???

 

*takes softball bat and beats half a cue stick down to a stub, and proceeds to knock Mentalist around like a softball*

THAT'S FOR DARTHBABE, YOU FREAK!!!

 

Slashes Mentalist, followed by a crosscheck to the back of the head.

 

WOW...this war turned violent fast...

 

Yes!

//dies

 

*appears as a ghost that no one else but Tamber can see*

Use the force

 

//jumps back out of bush with sword. lops karrdes arms off

 

*stands by wild_karrade, lookin at the pathetic bunch of beaten-up FFUKer's before her*

look, either you surrender now, and concede with our terms, or y'all will not make it past us...which will it be?

 

*closes eyes, draws lightsaber, and with the force and darthbabe to guide her, proceeds to fight off and demolish the remaining FFUKers*

 

//uses force also to summon all bowel wind of dead Jedi masters and suffocates Canadians to death with odour

 

Yay, we win.

//faints

 

//watches with glee as tamber walks straight off the cliff.


shouldn't have trusted your to "canadian" force - moooooooose

 

//tosses in a thermonuclear device capable of destroying the entire forum, just to shut all of you up from bickering

 

*since she's not canadian, she does not get suffocated by the foul winds of Az, as she flies back up cliff and slices the stunned Maker in half, and watches as he falls into oblivion*

*stickin nose plugs in, she turns and holds up lightsaber in victory*

LONG LIVE THE MARITIMES!!!

 

ah , you're my kind of scum bounty hunter.


//heads for pub

 

Aaaaarrgh!

//dies in thermonuclear blast!

 

*thankfully, in victory, the maritimers walked back to canada, haulin in honor the body of darthbabe, before the bomb went off...therefore, mayhem destroyed only his own people*

 

So you'd think... except for the Canuck homing device attached to the separate pod on the bomb

 

// Uses the DEATH STAR GUN and kills
Sarlaci Mayhem , Az and anyone else on this forum with direct prisision accruacy.

 

Oh, you mean that one that at-st_driver found and dismantled while the war was goin on? Too bad...why do you think he wasn't postin? We sent him on a snoopin mission...sucks to be you, doesn't it!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

I was going to say something witty, but Tara distracted me.