JCC watch eastbound and down

unless there's, like, something wrong with your medulla oblongada there's no good reason for not having watched this show by now

 

*oblongata

 

*pinacolada

 

There's something wrong with his medulla umblagata.

 

I always resent/very much dislike this reason for a person to not watch/not have watched a television show.


Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

 

There's no good reason you don't spend 2688 hours per day watching every show on every network, Tunick.

 

Unless you have better things to do including but not limited to:

1. Spending time with your kids
2. Cleaning your house
3. Picking up all the damn dog crap in the back yard
4. Shaving
5. Cooking whole wheat pasta with sauteed diced tomatoes, garlic, fresh basil, and feta cheese
6. Calling your grandmother
7. Reading a ******* book once in a while
8. Taking a big healthy dump
9. Watching Top Gear (U.K. version only)
10. Blogging about the horrible injustices in the world
11. Sending thank you cards to random strangers
12. Drawing/painting
13. Walking your dog
14. Posting here
15. Cutting up the huge branch that came down in the back yard the other day for firewood
16. Brewing beer
17. Drinking beer
18. Manscaping
19. Looking at the chicken
20. Listening to "Sigh No More" by Mumford and Sons and trying not to hear "Old man is a Guinea Pig" in the chorus

 

Posting here is not better than doing anything. You should take that off of your list.

 

Don't forget, everyone on these forums leads rich, fulfilling lives.