Ways to get kick off the Death Star

Spray paint Darth Vader has no sex life all over the Death Star's walls
Throw a party in the Emperor's Throne room
when Darth Vader is sleeping steal his helmet and put a stink bomb in it and when it explodes blame it on a Stormtrooper
when Darth Vader and the Emperor walk by wait until they turn around and stick your tounge out at them!
Okay thats all I'm saying you guys do the rest!

 

Press the self-destruct button

 

Ask Darth Vader if he'll let you push the buttons on his chest.

 

Smokin' in the clone's room...

running around in ur underwear

not standing at attention in the precsence of DV or EP

"No throwing balls inside!'

spray painting "DV gave up Padme just for us????!!!!!!!!???? We feel privelged.

If you're a stormtrooper, and you go into Leia's cell..."Now your highness, perhaps you will answer to a new form of persuasion...GET THOSE PANTS OFF!"

If you're the secratary, you probably shouldn't schedule a meeting between Palpatine and Rick Macullum.
Rick: DUUUUUUDDEE how the **** are you? DUUUUUDE you're ***** up, man.
Palpatine: you will now pay for your lack of tact.

 

Offer Darth Vader a cough sweet.

 

Give Palpatine a toothbrush and toothpaste for his birthday.

 

run rapid through the rooms screaming "jedi jedi jedi'

and..'padmes dead!!1 ahahah'

 

Throw a Bachlor party in Darth Vader's private corridors
Throw a Halloween party and dress up like Darth Vader just for laughs
put a "kick me" sign on the Emperor's back and see if anyone is stupid enough to take it seriously!

 

Hack off an officer.....

"You know, Motti, maybe you should put a grate or something over that exhaust port."

 

flick off some of the officers when their backs are turned!
"Accidently" hit Darth Vader's helemt with a wad of paper and blame it on a passing Stormtrooper

 

Streak.

 

Dress up like Padme and see if Darth Vader notices

 

Invite Sabe and see if Vader can tell the differance.

 

Wearing a "Sand People Have Rights Too" t-shirt.

 

while see vader walking through the halls, try and trip him..

 

Flash Grand Moff Tarkin

 

Say yo Vader where did you get the costum what are you dressed as an evil tin man wanna be?
Say hey Vader did Padme leave you? Because I wouldn't blame her!

 

Start off a list of "You might be a Redneck Sith Lord" jokes....

Make deep breathing sounds whenever Vader is around....

 

Hey Vader does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me!
When the Rebels are attacking get in the way of the Stromtroopers and yell "Long live the Rebellion!"

 

HEY WHERES THE MR COFFE?

 

Sector 7-G on the Death Star
*Drunken officer*
Look at me, I'm Darth Vadar
*Makes sound effects*

 

Listen Vader I think your cool and all but I'm not liking how this relationship is going I need some space
Hey Emperor not to be rude but dude you need a serious attituted adjustment you are way to bossy!

 

Just wondering, but why the heck is there a big ole exhaust port right below the main port



Just wondering, but why is Palpatine's chamber connected to the reactor core?

Just wondering, but why is there only ONE bathroom on the whole dang D.S.

Just wondering but......

**by this point, ur most likely dead

 

Flash Grand Moff Tarkin

 

after winning a battle to the rebels scream "i hate them! i hate them all! they're animals, and i slaughtered them like animals"